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they also all kept pronouncing terry rozier (rose-ear) like “rosy-a”, like he’s a damn french or something. just another inspiring display from the adults in charge.

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Impeachable offense firehouse all in a 2 day period.

1.) Trump just decided to bulldoze white house with [insert here] authority and [insert here] appropriated funds from Congress to remodel the White House 

2.) Trump admin carries out another act of war without authorization of congress 

3.) Trump admin further extra-judicious killings as part of act of war

4.) Trump pardons crypto CEO of company that he’s in business with.

5.) Trump admin’s DHS continues to terrorize communities, violate the constitution, and disappear people

 6.) Trump continues to militarily occupied cities controlled exclusively by the opposition party with troops from outside states run by political allies

What did I miss?

 

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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Remember how we keep saying this is the dumbest timeline?  That hyperbole has now lost any punch that it once had.

Every moment of this timeline is dumber than the one before it.  We just plummet to deeper dumbness with each passing millisecond....

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And the "chemtrails" idiocy is such a prime piece of idiocy.  For example....how come we have never seen a single photo of a "chemical" tank used to fill up the "chemtrail" tanks of a commercial plane?  How come not a SINGLE pilot has ever come out as a whistleblower, to say "yep, we spray chemicals -- here's what we spray, and how we do it?"  There are so many obvious points of revelation if chemtrails were indeed a real thing....yet not a single fact to support them.  Nevermind that the "evidence" of "chemtrails" is......contrails.....that we have eyewitness and photo proof of from fucking WWII bombing missions, and a bazillion other flights.

It's so profoundly stupid, so profoundly devoid of evidence and contrary to reams of obvious evidence, that it's perfect for this timeline of infinite idiocy.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember how we keep saying this is the dumbest timeline?  That hyperbole has now lost any punch that it once had.

Every moment of this timeline is dumber than the one before it.  We just plummet to deeper dumbness with each passing millisecond....

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And the "chemtrails" idiocy is such a prime piece of idiocy.  For example....how come we have never seen a single photo of a "chemical" tank used to fill up the "chemtrail" tanks of a commercial plane?  How come not a SINGLE pilot has ever come out as a whistleblower, to say "yep, we spray chemicals -- here's what we spray, and how we do it?"  There are so many obvious points of revelation if chemtrails were indeed a real thing....yet not a single fact to support them.  Nevermind that the "evidence" of "chemtrails" is......contrails.....that we have eyewitness and photo proof of from fucking WWII bombing missions, and a bazillion other flights.

It's so profoundly stupid, so profoundly devoid of evidence and contrary to reams of obvious evidence, that it's perfect for this timeline of infinite idiocy.

Well, all that and then there is this whole thing where you have to consider the VOLUME of the atmosphere and just how many planes would have to be releasing chemtrails simultaneously and continuously over an entire area to get to where the PPM of said chemical got to a point where it could actually impact and "control" vast swaths of said area.   

But then again, there are idiots who think they can throw a couple of bags of gas station ice in a 20K gallon pool and cool it off....

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32 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Impeachable offense firehouse all in a 2 day period.

1.) Trump just decided to bulldoze white house with [insert here] authority and [insert here] appropriated funds from Congress to remodel the White House 

2.) Trump admin carries out another act of war without authorization of congress 

3.) Trump admin further extra-judicious killings as part of act of war

4.) Trump pardons crypto CEO of company that he’s in business with.

5.) Trump admin’s DHS continues to terrorize communities, violate the constitution, and disappear people

 6.) Trump continues to militarily occupied cities controlled exclusively by the opposition party with troops from outside states run by political allies

What did I miss?

 

I like my Whataburger extra-judicious. 

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20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'll help ya out, Lee, and save us all some money in the process.

The chemtrails people are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.  That's the bottom line.

 

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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well, all that and then there is this whole thing where you have to consider the VOLUME of the atmosphere and just how many planes would have to be releasing chemtrails simultaneously and continuously over an entire area to get to where the PPM of said chemical got to a point where it could actually impact and "control" vast swaths of said area.   

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

they also all kept pronouncing terry rozier (rose-ear) like “rosy-a”, like he’s a damn french or something. just another inspiring display from the adults in charge.

It clearly states in the documents, however, the correct name. I think this is clearly one of those cases, like if you've seen three jeopardy nerds try to answer sports questions which are obvious to most of us on a sports website, where these dorks just got tongue-tied.

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On 10/22/2025 at 11:56 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

Per public reporting Paul Ingrassia is 30 years old. While being a Nazi is bad enough, we must also confront the possibility that this is a distraction from his actual identity as the 500 year old undead Transylvanian minor nobleman Orlok, the Nosferatu.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

So they are going after NBA players for “fraud” but won’t go after their own people

 

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I'm still catching up on the details of the nba scandal that broke this AM (and it's probably being updated and commented on heavy in the bball forum) but the use of the quotes with fraud here, as in "fraud", are you suggesting there wasn't some illegal gambling ring / money, points fixing / insider trading and dishonesty that affects the integrity of the game going on and it's some sort of distraction or witchhunt?

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20 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

“It won’t interfere with the current building,” Trump said on July 31.. “It’ll be near it, but not touching it, and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.”

 

 

 

fuck this guy.

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Let me get this straight.  In the midst of one of the most insane weeks of news in recent memory, and that is really saying something, I'm supposed to give a shit about the mafia rigging an underground poker game?

Yeah, no.

Even the mafia is like, "Pffft, whatever."  Hell, they probably self-reported it like Oklahoma back in the day to keep the NCAA from looking under the bigger rocks.

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Let me get this straight.  In the midst of one of the most insane weeks of news in recent memory, and that is really saying something, I'm supposed to give a shit about the mafia rigging an underground poker game?

Yeah, no.

Even the mafia is like, "Pffft, whatever."  Hell, they probably self-reported it like Oklahoma back in the day to keep the NCAA from looking under the bigger rocks.

Are you saying that busting an underground poker ring hasn't made you forget about the Epstein files?

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Camacho would be a %10000 improvement.
A chicken shitting on a bingo card of policy decisions would be even better.

I’ve said the same many times.

Camacho actually cares about good outcomes for his people.

That fucking guy only cares about good outcomes for himself.

The chasm between the two is as massive as tfg’s ego.
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People are not freaking out enough about what is about to happen.
We are so far past the point of protests.

As I was participating in my local protest, it occurred to me how surreal it was for me to be involved in a political protest, and how bad things must be for that entire scenario to unfold. If you had told me 2 years ago that I would choose to do that on a fall Saturday, I would’ve thought it was insane.

Then it occurred to me, what level of insanity will transpire over the next 1-2 years, and what currently unfathomable situation will we all find ourselves in by 2027? It’s a scary thought experiment.
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6 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


As I was participating in my local protest, it occurred to me how surreal it was for me to be involved in a political protest, and how bad things must be for that entire scenario to unfold. If you had told me 2 years ago that I would choose to do that on a fall Saturday, I would’ve thought it was insane.

Then it occurred to me, what level of insanity will transpire over the next 1-2 years, and what currently unfathomable situation will we all find ourselves in by 2027? It’s a scary thought experiment.

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8 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

As I was participating in my local protest, it occurred to me how surreal it was for me to be involved in a political protest, and how bad things must be for that entire scenario to unfold. If you had told me 2 years ago that I would choose to do that on a fall Saturday, I would’ve thought it was insane.

Then it occurred to me, what level of insanity will transpire over the next 1-2 years, and what currently unfathomable situation will we all find ourselves in by 2027? It’s a scary thought experiment.

If Sark doesn't fix things, you may be free for a lot more Saturday protests in the next 1-2 years.

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If Sark doesn't fix things, you may be free for a lot more Saturday protests in the next 1-2 years.

If you had told me 2 years ago that we would be preseason #1 with a Heisman favorite QB and that by October we would be a struggling 5-2 and hoping our QB gets benched…. and that the state of Texas football would be very low on my list of concerns, I would also think that is insane.
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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

So they are going after NBA players for “fraud” but won’t go after their own people

 

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The issue seems black and white to me. We just don’t know who the whites are. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember how we keep saying this is the dumbest timeline?  That hyperbole has now lost any punch that it once had.

Every moment of this timeline is dumber than the one before it.  We just plummet to deeper dumbness with each passing millisecond....

200.gif

And the "chemtrails" idiocy is such a prime piece of idiocy.  For example....how come we have never seen a single photo of a "chemical" tank used to fill up the "chemtrail" tanks of a commercial plane?  How come not a SINGLE pilot has ever come out as a whistleblower, to say "yep, we spray chemicals -- here's what we spray, and how we do it?"  There are so many obvious points of revelation if chemtrails were indeed a real thing....yet not a single fact to support them.  Nevermind that the "evidence" of "chemtrails" is......contrails.....that we have eyewitness and photo proof of from fucking WWII bombing missions, and a bazillion other flights.

It's so profoundly stupid, so profoundly devoid of evidence and contrary to reams of obvious evidence, that it's perfect for this timeline of infinite idiocy.

 

the dumbest fucking people alive 

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I found myself thinking last night, "What if Hitler had just kept his bullshit at home"

Which is to say, the downfall of Hitler wasn't really because he was an evil, sadistic son of a bitch, it's because he tried to conquer Europe.  If he had just kept his bullshit within German borders, how long would his government last?

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1 hour ago, wild_turkey said:


If you had told me 2 years ago that we would be preseason #1 with a Heisman favorite QB and that by October we would be a struggling 5-2 and hoping our QB gets benched…. and that the state of Texas football would be very low on my list of concerns, I would also think that is insane.

Thanks to our putrid offensive performance, UT probably going to sign Trump's compact and the USA on fire on all sides, I'm not even sure what time kickoff is Saturday -- and not sure I really care.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Thanks to our putrid offensive performance, UT probably going to sign Trump's compact and the USA on fire on all sides, I'm not even sure what time kickoff is Saturday -- and not sure I really care.

It's 3:15. For when you come to your senses and realize that the only distraction of the daily kick to your face of living in America and knowing what's coming, is to distract yourself by 3 hours of kicks to your fucking balls. 

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