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5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that comedy that mocks minorities' cultures/voices is the pinnacle of what he finds funny.

Directed by a famous sexual predator no less 

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2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Anecdotal observation: for the first time since at least 2017, I did not see a single Trump/MAGA sign on the drive from Austin to Port O’Connor.

 

port lavaca, port oconnor, seadrift, rockport, .... that's maga land 

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

port lavaca, port oconnor, seadrift, rockport, .... that's maga land 

Usually once you get southeast of Gonzales there’s a steady flow of maga signs all the way to the coast.  One ranch just north of Cuero has always had a huge Trump flag out on hwy 183.  Wasn’t there yesterday.    Like I said it’s the first time in almost a decade that I haven’t seen a single sign on that trip.  Not reading too much into it and I’m sure I’ll see some fucking Paxton signs starting next year.  And I haven’t been to the speedy stop in POC yet, that’s usually the hive mind of the poorly educated and the purest pool of maga in the world.

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9 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Usually once you get southeast of Gonzales there’s a steady flow of maga signs all the way to the coast.  One ranch just north of Cuero has always had a huge Trump flag out on hwy 183.  Wasn’t there yesterday.    Like I said it’s the first time in almost a decade that I haven’t seen a single sign on that trip.  Not reading too much into it and I’m sure I’ll see some fucking Paxton signs starting next year.  And I haven’t been to the speedy stop in POC yet, that’s usually the hive mind of the poorly educated and the purest pool of maga in the world.

They’ll all still vote the same way, they’ll just be more quiet about it.

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

One ranch just north of Cuero has always had a huge Trump flag out on hwy 183

I remember that (cock)Gobbler from trips to Port A. Hopefully they lost their ranch and/or suffered immensely to shame them into taking it down  

 

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16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If the GOP does as poorly as expected next year, which they probably will, donors and voters will be looking for somebody not tainted by all of the Trump shit.  They will be looking for a John McCain or Mitt Romney.

There is already infighting in his cabinet that has spilled out into the public, already talk of 2028 with Cruz trying to position himself as an alternative.  Trump is losing control of Congress and the Republican factions in the two chambers are pissed at each other. The Senate is even trying to get their “my phone records were subpoenaed so pay me” stuff added back in.

Liz Cheney.

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3 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Usually once you get southeast of Gonzales there’s a steady flow of maga signs all the way to the coast.  One ranch just north of Cuero has always had a huge Trump flag out on hwy 183.  Wasn’t there yesterday.    Like I said it’s the first time in almost a decade that I haven’t seen a single sign on that trip.  Not reading too much into it and I’m sure I’ll see some fucking Paxton signs starting next year.  And I haven’t been to the speedy stop in POC yet, that’s usually the hive mind of the poorly educated and the purest pool of maga in the world.

I was getting boat gas there once and counted 9... NINE fucking golf carts, all flying Trump flags in the parking lot. 

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so, there’s this new ‘Ukraine peace plan,’ and, well —

tell me, is it a bad thing when Vlad Putin’s stooges dictate US foreign policy? is it a bad thing when the US Secretary of State passes off some farcical Russian ‘peace plan’ as his own?

is it a bad thing when the US foreign policy negotiating team is made up of corrupt, unqualified and inexperienced amateurs?

is it a bad thing when the US Secretary of State and the US Vice President apparently hate each other’s guts?

and is it a bad thing when the US President is so cognitively impaired and detached from reality that he has no idea that any of this dumbfuckery is going on right under his rotting nose?

 

this whole fucktangle of shitkazooery began last week, when Axios dropped this on us.

 

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The Trump administration has been secretly working in consultation with Russia to draft a new plan to end the war in Ukraine, U.S. and Russian officials tell Axios.

oh huh, a peace plan to end the Ukraine war. I guess that’s … good?

spoiler alert: no, it’s not good. in fact, it’s double-plus-ungood — because look at the shitsticks involved in this so-called ‘negotiation.’

The meeting took place in Miami at the end of October and included special envoy Steve Witkoff, President Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and Kirill Dmitriev, who leads the Russian Direct Investment Fund, one of Russia’s largest sovereign wealth funds.

just seeing the name ‘Steve Witkoff’ should be setting off alarm bells in your head, because here’s a fun fact about old Stevie.

Witkoff is not a seasoned diplomat. in fact, he’s not any kind of diplomat. he’s a real estate developer. he’s one of Donny’s New York slumlord cronies from back in the day.

and here’s the icing on your shitty Witkoff cake: this dumbfuck doesn’t speak any Russian — and he’s an easily-played dimwit.

 

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remember last August when Donny set up that despot bestie playdate with Putin in Alaska, so they could announce yet another Ukraine peace plan? remember what happened? Donny got played by Putin, who had no intention of agreeing to any plan. that whole fucking debacle was Steve Witkoff’s fault.

Quickly, though, it became clear that Witkoff’s description of Putin’s offer was wrong, either because Putin had misled him or because he had misunderstood: Witkoff does not speak Russian and, according to former U.S. ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul, does not use a notetaker from the U.S. embassy.

as I wrote at the time.

oh, come the fuck on. Witkoff doesn’t speak the language, doesn’t use a US embassy notetaker, and relies on a translator provided by Putin. it’s a recipe for disaster, and guess what: a disaster is exactly what we got.

Witkoff was in way over his head, fucked up royally, and should have resigned or been fired on the spot. that’s what would have happened in any sane administration. but not only did Witkoff survive that embarrassing episode, he was then sent to negotiate another peace plan — and look who he brought with him: Jared Kushner, Donny Convict’s over-leveraged and under-qualified slumlord son-in-law. why is this low-wattage nitwit still involved in US foreign policy? and why are they ‘negotiating’ with an oligarch crony of Putin’s who runs a wealth management fund? not one of these dumb-asses has any foreign policy experience.

none of what I just typed makes a single lick of sense. oh shit, it’s happening again.

 

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okay, so when this new 28-point ‘Ukraine peace plan’ leaked, the international foreign policy community was all ‘what the fuck? did Putin write this shit?’

it was a legit thing to wonder, because the ‘plan’ was the same laundry list of demands Russia’s been making since day one — especially this bit.

Territories:

a. Crimea, Luhansk and Donetsk to be recognized De-Facto as Russian, including by the United States.

b. Kherson and Zaporizhzhia to be frozen at the contact line, which would mean a De-Facto recognition at the contact line.

now here’s where the clownfuckery dial gets twisted way past eleven — because it came out that, in fact, Russia did author that ‘peace plan.’ Witkoff and Jared were apparently just acting as glorified stenographers and going ‘yes? what else would you like?’

 

next time, can we just send Beavis and Butt-head to ‘negotiate’? could they do worse?

 

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hey, can we send Bruce Willis?

 

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after the news leaked about the ‘plan’ being Russia’s, Marco Rubio posted this gobbledygook to Elon’s Nazi Bar.

 

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“Ending a complex and deadly war such as the one in Ukraine requires an extensive exchange of serious and realistic ideas. And achieving a durable peace will require both sides to agree to difficult but necessary concessions. That is why we are and will continue to develop a list of potential ideas for ending this war based on input from both sides of this conflict.”

what does that even mean? did ChatGPT write Marco’s not-tweet? it sounds like a fifth grader giving an oral report on a book he forgot he to read.

‘the Ukraine peace plan is a plan for peace in Ukraine, and that’s why everyone should read the Ukraine Peace Plan. thank you.’

look, you can’t expect Marco to have any idea what’s going on — he has like fourteen jobs. dude’s a very busy guy.

for those of you keeping score at home, Marco Rubio is now Secretary of State, Interim National Security Adviser, the Acting Administrator of USAID, and Acting Archivist of the United States.

then, a bunch of US Senators told reporters that Marco had admitted to them that Russia had written that ‘plan’ — and that in fact, it was Russia’s ‘wish list.’

The senators said they spoke to Rubio after he reached out to some of them while on his way to Geneva for talks on the plan. Independent Maine Sen. Angus King said Rubio told them the plan “was not the administration’s plan” but a “wish list of the Russians’.”

at which point, Rubio went back to Elon’s Nazi Bar to insist that ‘nuh-uh, we wrote that shit.’

 

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“The peace proposal was authored by the U.S. It is offered as a strong framework for ongoing negotiations It is based on input from the Russian side. But it is also based on previous and ongoing input from Ukraine.”

what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other?

which, another spoiler alert: it is.

fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’

why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on?

 

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oh wait, there is one guy who was apparently aware of the whole thing: US Vice President Couchfuck McGee. it seems he’d taken a break from molesting furniture to greenlight this whole cockamamie clusterfuck in the first place.

this tidbit comes from Bill Kristol.

 

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1. Vance key to US embrace of Russia plan on Ukraine, Rubio (and even Trump) out of the loop.

2. Vance-Rubio relations “awful.”

so now Couchfuck is running his own foreign policy operation, cutting the secretary of state — who he apparently hates — and even the president out of the loop? how is that even allowed to happen? am I on crazy pills?

remember when the job of a vice president was to sit there like a lump and shut the fuck up? used to be, they’d show the new vice president to their office and go ‘try not to break anything, we’ll call you if the president dies.’

not any more. thanks to Dick Cheney, it’s now the job of every Republican Vice President to fuck shit up — but at least Cheney kept George W. Chimpface in the loop.

Couchfuck is out here doing his own thing, and Demented Donny is off in cloud-cuckoo land.

 

Preznit Fuckwit can’t be bothered to pay attention to — or even care about — what his own flunkies are doing. he’s too busy tarting up the Oval Bordello. he’s too busy tearing down the East Wing, and planning gaudy monuments to himself all up and down the Washington Mall.

he’s too busy overhauling the golf course at Joint Base Andrews.

 

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why does the airfield where Air Force One is kept have a golf course? doesn’t Donny already have enough of his own vermin-infested golf motels at his disposal?

apparently Donny’s also too busy pestering Hollywood to make more movies tailored to his own vulgar tastes.

 

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“the president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.”

way to keep focused on what’s important, you ginormous fucking clown.

oh, and don’t forget that Donny’s also too busy enriching himself and his family — an undertaking which is apparently going great guns.

 

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Trump Media & Technology Group, the social media and crypto company, is trading at all-time lows as Bitcoin and other tokens keep plunging.

The Trump family’s holdings at their peak in mid-May 2024 were worth nearly $6.5 billion. Their value has fallen by more than $5.3 billion since then.

no one could have predicted that investing in imaginary money whose only purpose is paying for crimes would be a bad idea.

everything Donny touches dies — including, it seems, his own corruptly-acquired wealth.

shoot that shit right into my veins.

 

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so, there’s this new ‘Ukraine peace plan,’ and, well —

tell me, is it a bad thing when Vlad Putin’s stooges dictate US foreign policy? is it a bad thing when the US Secretary of State passes off some farcical Russian ‘peace plan’ as his own?

is it a bad thing when the US foreign policy negotiating team is made up of corrupt, unqualified and inexperienced amateurs?

is it a bad thing when the US Secretary of State and the US Vice President apparently hate each other’s guts?

and is it a bad thing when the US President is so cognitively impaired and detached from reality that he has no idea that any of this dumbfuckery is going on right under his rotting nose?

this whole fucktangle of shitkazooery began last week, when Axios dropped this on us.

The Trump administration has been secretly working in consultation with Russia to draft a new plan to end the war in Ukraine, U.S. and Russian officials tell Axios.

oh huh, a peace plan to end the Ukraine war. I guess that’s … good?

spoiler alert: no, it’s not good. in fact, it’s double-plus-ungood — because look at the shitsticks involved in this so-called ‘negotiation.’

The meeting took place in Miami at the end of October and included special envoy Steve Witkoff, President Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and Kirill Dmitriev, who leads the Russian Direct Investment Fund, one of Russia’s largest sovereign wealth funds.

just seeing the name ‘Steve Witkoff’ should be setting off alarm bells in your head, because here’s a fun fact about old Stevie.

Witkoff is not a seasoned diplomat. in fact, he’s not any kind of diplomat. he’s a real estate developer. he’s one of Donny’s New York slumlord cronies from back in the day.

and here’s the icing on your shitty Witkoff cake: this dumbfuck doesn’t speak any Russian — and he’s an easily-played dimwit.

remember last August when Donny set up that despot bestie playdate with Putin in Alaska, so they could announce yet another Ukraine peace plan? remember what happened? Donny got played by Putin, who had no intention of agreeing to any plan. that whole fucking debacle was Steve Witkoff’s fault.

Quickly, though, it became clear that Witkoff’s description of Putin’s offer was wrong, either because Putin had misled him or because he had misunderstood: Witkoff does not speak Russian and, according to former U.S. ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul, does not use a notetaker from the U.S. embassy.

as I wrote at the time.

oh, come the fuck on. Witkoff doesn’t speak the language, doesn’t use a US embassy notetaker, and relies on a translator provided by Putin. it’s a recipe for disaster, and guess what: a disaster is exactly what we got.

Witkoff was in way over his head, fucked up royally, and should have resigned or been fired on the spot. that’s what would have happened in any sane administration. but not only did Witkoff survive that embarrassing episode, he was then sent to negotiate another peace plan — and look who he brought with him: Jared Kushner, Donny Convict’s over-leveraged and under-qualified slumlord son-in-law. why is this low-wattage nitwit still involved in US foreign policy? and why are they ‘negotiating’ with an oligarch crony of Putin’s who runs a wealth management fund? not one of these dumb-asses has any foreign policy experience.

none of what I just typed makes a single lick of sense. oh shit, it’s happening again.

okay, so when this new 28-point ‘Ukraine peace plan’ leaked, the international foreign policy community was all ‘what the fuck? did Putin write this shit?’

it was a legit thing to wonder, because the ‘plan’ was the same laundry list of demands Russia’s been making since day one — especially this bit.

Territories:

a. Crimea, Luhansk and Donetsk to be recognized De-Facto as Russian, including by the United States.

b. Kherson and Zaporizhzhia to be frozen at the contact line, which would mean a De-Facto recognition at the contact line.

now here’s where the clownfuckery dial gets twisted way past eleven — because it came out that, in fact, Russia did author that ‘peace plan.’ Witkoff and Jared were apparently just acting as glorified stenographers and going ‘yes? what else would you like?’

next time, can we just send Beavis and Butt-head to ‘negotiate’? could they do worse?

hey, can we send Bruce Willis?

after the news leaked about the ‘plan’ being Russia’s, Marco Rubio posted this gobbledygook to Elon’s Nazi Bar.

“Ending a complex and deadly war such as the one in Ukraine requires an extensive exchange of serious and realistic ideas. And achieving a durable peace will require both sides to agree to difficult but necessary concessions. That is why we are and will continue to develop a list of potential ideas for ending this war based on input from both sides of this conflict.”

what does that even mean? did ChatGPT write Marco’s not-tweet? it sounds like a fifth grader giving an oral report on a book he forgot he to read.

‘the Ukraine peace plan is a plan for peace in Ukraine, and that’s why everyone should read the Ukraine Peace Plan. thank you.’

look, you can’t expect Marco to have any idea what’s going on — he has like fourteen jobs. dude’s a very busy guy.

for those of you keeping score at home, Marco Rubio is now Secretary of State, Interim National Security Adviser, the Acting Administrator of USAID, and Acting Archivist of the United States.

then, a bunch of US Senators told reporters that Marco had admitted to them that Russia had written that ‘plan’ — and that in fact, it was Russia’s ‘wish list.’

The senators said they spoke to Rubio after he reached out to some of them while on his way to Geneva for talks on the plan. Independent Maine Sen. Angus King said Rubio told them the plan “was not the administration’s plan” but a “wish list of the Russians’.”

at which point, Rubio went back to Elon’s Nazi Bar to insist that ‘nuh-uh, we wrote that shit.’

“The peace proposal was authored by the U.S. It is offered as a strong framework for ongoing negotiations It is based on input from the Russian side. But it is also based on previous and ongoing input from Ukraine.”

what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other?

which, another spoiler alert: it is.

fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’

why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on?

oh wait, there is one guy who was apparently aware of the whole thing: US Vice President Couchfuck McGee. it seems he’d taken a break from molesting furniture to greenlight this whole cockamamie clusterfuck in the first place.

this tidbit comes from Bill Kristol.

1. Vance key to US embrace of Russia plan on Ukraine, Rubio (and even Trump) out of the loop.

2. Vance-Rubio relations “awful.”

so now Couchfuck is running his own foreign policy operation, cutting the secretary of state — who he apparently hates — and even the president out of the loop? how is that even allowed to happen? am I on crazy pills?

remember when the job of a vice president was to sit there like a lump and shut the fuck up? used to be, they’d show the new vice president to their office and go ‘try not to break anything, we’ll call you if the president dies.’

not any more. thanks to Dick Cheney, it’s now the job of every Republican Vice President to fuck shit up — but at least Cheney kept George W. Chimpface in the loop.

Couchfuck is out here doing his own thing, and Demented Donny is off in cloud-cuckoo land.

Preznit Fuckwit can’t be bothered to pay attention to — or even care about — what his own flunkies are doing. he’s too busy tarting up the Oval Bordello. he’s too busy tearing down the East Wing, and planning gaudy monuments to himself all up and down the Washington Mall.

he’s too busy overhauling the golf course at Joint Base Andrews.

why does the airfield where Air Force One is kept have a golf course? doesn’t Donny already have enough of his own vermin-infested golf motels at his disposal?

apparently Donny’s also too busy pestering Hollywood to make more movies tailored to his own vulgar tastes.

“the president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.”

way to keep focused on what’s important, you ginormous fucking clown.

oh, and don’t forget that Donny’s also too busy enriching himself and his family — an undertaking which is apparently going great guns.

Trump Media & Technology Group, the social media and crypto company, is trading at all-time lows as Bitcoin and other tokens keep plunging.

The Trump family’s holdings at their peak in mid-May 2024 were worth nearly $6.5 billion. Their value has fallen by more than $5.3 billion since then.

no one could have predicted that investing in imaginary money whose only purpose is paying for crimes would be a bad idea.

everything Donny touches dies — including, it seems, his own corruptly-acquired wealth.

shoot that shit right into my veins.

 

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the X location feature fiasco is breaking through

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cd6xyjj0gnjt

Update: Pro-Trump account revealed as Nigeria-based suspended by Xpublished at 10:48
10:48

Thomas Copeland
BBC Verify Live journalist

Earlier we reported on an X profile describing itself as a fan account for US President Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka which has been revealed to be based in Nigeria.

The @IvankaNews_ account gathered more than than one million followers by posting content which was highly supportive of Donald Trump’s Make America Great Again movement, generating a significant amount of user engagement.

According to X data, the account has changed username 11 times since joining the platform in 2010.

It has now been suspended for violating X rules. We’ve asked X which rules the account violated but haven’t heard back.

Several other similar Pro-Trump accounts also identified as being based outside the US have been suspended. 

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Trump is rumored to be unveiling his ACA replacement strategy today. Only years behind schedule from the GOP.

My guess is that he's fallen in love with the name Trump Health Savings Account so that will most certainly be included. I'm sure he's annoyed of the term ObamaCare but of course that was considered an insult by the GOP in that Obama was hijacking the healthcare system.

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Magats could go two ways with this- the correct way is to realize that bad actors globally are using it to destabilize the US for their own reasons/gains, and the way it will be spun as evidence that the entire world loves Trump. 

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14 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wait is Brett related to Mark??

I can't hear the sex pest's name without thinking of Mark.  It's such a comically fictional surname.

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46 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump is rumored to be unveiling his ACA replacement strategy today. Only years behind schedule from the GOP.

My guess is that he's fallen in love with the name Trump Health Savings Account so that will most certainly be included. I'm sure he's annoyed of the term ObamaCare but of course that was considered an insult by the GOP in that Obama was hijacking the healthcare system.

It is going to be laughably:

1) incomplete

2) the parts that are understandable will be totally unworkable and likely even counterproductive

3) labeled with the "Trump" brand at every turn

4) and likely designed to funnel dollars to the Trump family grift in some way

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It is going to be laughably:

1) incomplete

2) the parts that are understandable will be totally unworkable and likely even counterproductive

3) labeled with the "Trump" brand at every turn

4) and likely designed to funnel dollars to the Trump family grift in some way

Donald Trump's first press conference as president-elect, reviewed.

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol I forgot that episode where he wandered up onto the top of the White House

Don't forget the episode where his shitty diapers were thrown out of a second story White House window.

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Are we gonna bomb somebody today?

CNN: Breaking news… this is big, we have learned that the justice department's case against former FBI director Jim Comey and the New York attorney general have both been dismissed

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I just saw "Nuremberg" yesterday.  In a just and righteous world, all of these traitors should be treated the same as the Nazi high command.

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17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Are we gonna bomb somebody today?

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/politics/kelly-recall-service-pentagon

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The Pentagon said Monday that it is investigating Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly, a retired US Navy captain, in light of “serious allegations of misconduct” the department has received against him, and could even recall him to active duty to face a court martial or administrative punishment.

 

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump is rumored to be unveiling his ACA replacement strategy today.

Huh, it turns out that this has been postponed. How weird. 

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The Pentagon said Monday that it is investigating Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly, a retired US Navy captain, in light of “serious allegations of misconduct” the department has received against him, and could even recall him to active duty to face a court martial or administrative punishment.

Pete Hegseth:  "I'm going to hang Mark Kelly by a fucking yardarm!"

Daniel Kaffee: "Yardarm? Sherby, does the Navy still hang people from yardarms?

Lt. Sherby:  "I don't think so."

Daniel Kaffee:  "Pete, Sherby doesn't think the Navy hangs people from yardarms anymore."

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i have a special type of loathing and contempt for these idiots, different what i have for your typical, overtly racist and xenophobic maga patriots. these people are about one degree removed from the out-and-proud maga fanatics, but they convince themselves with every fiber of their being that they are just humble, godly, patriotic americans who simply want to love jesus and their families, and they aren’t afraid to admit it, even if the woke left mob is going to attack them for it. (so brave)

kill yourselves. seriously, fuck off and die. just because you didn’t personally storm the capitol doesn’t mean that you haven’t been actively supporting those who did, never mind voting into office actual nazis, and fascists, and the pedophiles that you’re so afraid of. you people go to your church, you  go to baseball, go to cheerleading, go to crossfit, and you surround yourselves with a bunch of fucking avatars who are indistinguishable from you and yours, and you guys all gas each other up and feed into this idea that your wholesome conservative selves are being unfairly attacked for simply being brave enough to admit that you love god, freedom, and america.

BULLSHIT. you’re the lowest maga scum, just with 30 more iq points and a couple extra zeroes on your paychecks. i’ve grown up around you, and lived among you. you absolutely have hatred and racism and xenophobia in your heart, you’re just better at hiding it. anyone with a soul and internet access would find it unconscionable to still be supporting this “conservative” movement in America. not you though. you support ICE, and pedophelia, and sex trafficking, and concentration camps, and murdering alleged criminals with no due process, and gerrymandering, and russia, and so much more. oh and btw you love to just shit all over the constitution that you claim to love but clearly know nothing about. but hey, tanner, and mason, and brynyly, and madison are healthy, well fed, tan, and popular, so that’s all you really care about at the end of the day, isn’t it?

fuck you, fuck your kids, fuck your church, fuck your parents, and fuck everyone who fucks with you. you bring cruelty and terror to your brothers and sisters in christ and then you turn around and play the victim and claim to be the one who is being persecuted. fuck. you. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

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i have a special type of loathing and contempt for these idiots, different what i have for your typical, overtly racist and xenophobic maga patriots. these people are about one degree removed from the out-and-proud maga fanatics, but they convince themselves with every fiber of their being that they are just humble, godly, patriotic americans who simply want to love jesus and their families, and they aren’t afraid to admit it, even if the woke left mob is going to attack them for it. (so brave)

kill yourselves. seriously, fuck off and die. just because you didn’t personally storm the capitol doesn’t mean that you haven’t been actively supporting those who did, never mind voting into office actual nazis, and fascists, and the pedophiles that you’re so afraid of. you people go to your church, you  go to baseball, go to cheerleading, go to crossfit, and you surround yourselves with a bunch of fucking avatars who are indistinguishable from you and yours, and you guys all gas each other up and feed into this idea that your wholesome conservative selves are being unfairly attacked for simply being brave enough to admit that you love god, freedom, and america.

BULLSHIT. you’re the lowest maga scum, just with 30 more iq points and a couple extra zeroes on your paychecks. i’ve grown up around you, and lived among you. you absolutely have hatred and racism and xenophobia in your heart, you’re just better at hiding it. anyone with a soul and internet access would find it unconscionable to still be supporting this “conservative” movement in America. not you though. you support ICE, and pedophelia, and sex trafficking, and concentration camps, and murdering alleged criminals with no due process, and gerrymandering, and russia, and so much more. oh and btw you love to just shit all over the constitution that you claim to love but clearly know nothing about. but hey, tanner, and mason, and brynyly, and madison are healthy, well fed, tan, and popular, so that’s all you really care about at the end of the day, isn’t it?

fuck you, fuck your kids, fuck your church, fuck your parents, and fuck everyone who fucks with you. you bring cruelty and terror to your brothers and sisters in christ and then you turn around and play the victim and claim to be the one who is being persecuted. fuck. you. 

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Posted
47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

wtf?

 

 

demanding do it GIF
 

I do not think it will go the way hedgehog thinks it will go and it will elevate Mark Kelly’s status even higher.  

Ole Petey knows nothing will happen, he’s just trying to scare other vets into shutting up.

This administration is falling apart and lashing out at everybody and everything.  It has no discipline, no guardrails.  It’s going to Thelma and Louise itself off of a cliff. Trump has lost control of Congress, his lawyers fuck up simple things like the Texas redistricting case, and they can’t even prosecute his enemies because he can’t get anybody appointed who will do his dirty work.

Posted
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

his lawyers fuck up simple things like the Texas redistricting case,

This is one of my favorite parts so far.  If California gets more seats and Texas doesn't, I will be quite amused.



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