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Old enough to remember the Bulls winning 6 titles running the Trigon Offense with MJ. 

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8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

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Oh, he hit for the cycle!

5 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Tip - for long layovers in fantastic european towns (Madrid is one for sure), take the train into the city.  I had an 18 hour layover last year in Amsterdam and saw 2 museums and got incredibly high.  In Madrid, you could have some great tapas and drink enough vermouth or sangria to make your cares go away...

That works great if you know how long your layover is.  ATC strike of unknown duration?  Ain't nobody leaving the airport.

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2 hours ago, wood said:

You know how I'm always going on about my sheer amazement at how fucking stupid Tommy Tuberville is? Yeah, welp. Here's exhibit #eleventy bazillion and 49:

Tuberville forgets triangles exist while advocating for Pentagon cuts: ‘We need to make a trigon’. “Pete Hegseth has welcomed DOGE to come into the military. We need to start in the Pentagon. We need to make a trigon -- three sides -- instead of five sides in the Pentagon”.   https://www.al.com/politics/2025/02/tuberville-forgets-triangles-exist-while-advocating-for-pentagon-cuts-we-need-to-make-a-trigon.html

 

 

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Everything Trump touches dies.

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Everything Trump touches dies.

He needs to touch himself more.

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12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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The Epestein reveal debacle is a source of endless amusement to me, but it’s also been a theme of mine that we reached the event horizon of scams in America.  I love seeing MAGA get rugpulled, endlessly cycling through memecoin crashes. But we built a country where almost everything is fake, grasping, and gilded and it didn’t breed immunity to getting scammed.  It overwhelmed antibodies and made it so we don’t know how to do collectively do anything else.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Epestein reveal debacle is a source of endless amusement to me, but it’s also been a theme of mine that we reached the event horizon of scams in America.  I love seeing MAGA get rugpulled, endlessly cycling through memecoin crashes. But we built a country where almost everything is fake, grasping, and gilded and it didn’t breed immunity to getting scammed.  It overwhelmed antibodies and made it so we don’t know how to do collectively do anything else.

I'd say it's more the sickness of our fucked up markets finally metastasizing and impacting our political process. Ultimately, a major factor in voting trump was the presumption of it making you personally a boatload of money. Now, those idiots did get scammed as you describe, but they are suckers for that bait 

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15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"How far we get" has nothing to do with convincing Ana not to be a disingenuous asshole.  You might as well try to force the sun to rise in the west.  Rather, "how far we get" relates to how we communicate with the audience of Ana and folks like him.  Counter-programming and such.

How many years is it going to take before you realize you’re wasting your time? You’re operating at cross-purposes. If he was attempting to engage in honest, thoughtful, rational discourse then you might have a point. But he’s not. He’s intellectually dishonest. He’s an impulsive contrarian who gets off on the attention from being a fly in the ointment. And he’s not half as smart as he thinks he is if you haven’t caught on to that yet.

I put him on ignore back when he was parroting Trump’s “collusion delusion” catchphrase, that was around 8 years ago now. I’ve got him figured out. Nothing I’ve seen in the years of other people quoting him has revealed anything new to me. He is now exactly who I thought he was then.

He’s a troll. He adds nothing to the conversation other than disruption and distraction. By engaging with him you reward him and help him disrupt and distract. Are you surprised by anything he says? Or does he say exactly what you’d expect him to say because you’ve got him figured out and have for a long time?

5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Istanbul is great for long layovers because if you have one, Turkish Air will give you a short free tour and meal.  Hit or miss on what you see (Hagia Sophia is incredible but the porcelain factory less so). The meal is a standard, good kabob and salad. You don’t have to be ticketed on Turkish. 

It is nice, but if you are heading back to the US and going through Istanbul, and Trump puts back on his Muslim ban, it fucking blows cause you get to go through security 3 times.

5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Istanbul is great for long layovers because if you have one, Turkish Air will give you a short free tour and meal.  Hit or miss on what you see (Hagia Sophia is incredible but the porcelain factory less so). The meal is a standard, good kabob and salad. You don’t have to be ticketed on Turkish. 

I’ve never done the tour because Turkish Air’s business class lounge in Istanbul is amazing - really good food and self-serve liquor.

2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I’ve never done the tour because Turkish Air’s business class lounge in Istanbul is amazing - really good food and self-serve liquor.

This is true, but I used to have truly miserable 12-14 hour layovers because of odd routings and even I felt the need to escape the shelter of the business lounge.  The olive bar and pide is really fantastic. 

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16 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

When asked by a reporter whether he still believed Zelensky was a dictator, Trump responded: “Did I say that? I can’t believe I said that. Next question.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5167646-trump-zelensky-dictator/

Morning Joe led with that today. Video of him saying it followed by video of him questioning whether he said it, the implication of course is that he was denying he said it. They also showed video of saying that the EU was formed in order to “screw” America followed by video of a reporter asking him about that and him questioning whether he said it. He also went on to say he didn’t think he would say something like that. Willie Geist questioned whether Trump was just being “coy” or whether he really didn’t remember.

That’s missing the point. Trump is simply a bullshit artist. He’s a troll. He’s playing a different game than those of us living in the reality-based community. Asking whether or not he believes something misses the point that he doesn’t care. True and false, right and wrong, those aren’t separate concepts in his psyche. He’s mentally deranged. He can believe that “A” and “Not A” are both true at the same time without suffering any cognitive dissonance. He can say “A”, then say “Not A,” you can show him video of him saying both, he can question all of it, and his cult followers will blame whomever was questioning him about it for being dishonest and “fake news.” 

10 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is true, but I used to have truly miserable 12-14 hour layovers because of odd routings and even I felt the need to escape the shelter of the business lounge.  The olive bar and pide is really fantastic. 

Rookies. Amsterdam.

Train into Central Station. Lot of shit to do/smoke/see within a mile. Get some north African to be your tour guide. Grab some fries with Mayo. Decide, drink, smoke, fuck or art. Or just wander.

Just remember to give one of the bums outside the station what you did not consume before you go and check back in.

A lot of Amsterdamage can be done in 12 hours.

Touring some damn old church/mosque.

I kid.

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9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Rookies. Amsterdam.

Train into Central Station. Lot of shit to do/smoke/see within a mile. Get some north African to be your tour guide. Grab some fries with Mayo. Decide, drink, smoke, fuck or art. Or just wander.

Just remember to give one of the bums outside the station what you did not consume before you go and check back in.

A lot of Amsterdamage can be done in 12 hours.

Touring some damn old church/mosque.

I kid.

"Here bum, take the rest of this pussy"

 

 

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

"Here bum, take the rest of this pussy"

 

 

Exactly. After you toss your almost empty grolsch at him to wake him up. Oh, and put out your cigar of course.

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

DFW bitchez!

They got a choo choo that goes all around the airport you can ride all day free! YOLO!

Nah man, great wolf lodge just up the road!

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7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Everything Trump touches dies.

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3 hours ago, Captainant said:

I'd say it's more the sickness of our fucked up markets finally metastasizing and impacting our political process. Ultimately, a major factor in voting trump was the presumption of it making you personally a boatload of money. Now, those idiots did get scammed as you describe, but they are suckers for that bait 

Yep. The best cons prey on the greed of the 'victim'. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump is simply a bullshit artist. He’s a troll.

And the media and America still focuses on this instead of what he actually does or allows to happen.  After that it's old fucking news and a distraction.

Every time he lies, point out the lie, and move on to showing how he hasn't fixed inflation, and how his actions are fucking people over, and how the Republicans are gutless cowards.

 

nsiap ... 

Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename ‘Krasnov’ Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief
A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman

https://bylinetimes.com/2025/02/21/donald-trump-was-recruited-by-the-kgb-under-codename-krasnov-claims-former-soviet-spy-chief/

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From the Guardian in 2021: ‘The perfect target’: Russia cultivated Trump as asset for 40 years – ex-KGB spy  https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/29/trump-russia-asset-claims-former-kgb-spy-new-book

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Just tuned in and he’s screaming about Hunter Biden.

And now he’s threatening and insulting Zylenskyy.

This is America attempting to assert itself over what it views as a colonial holding.

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

This is America attempting to assert itself over what it views as a colonial holding.

Trump views literally the entire world except Russia and China as either our current or future colonial holdings.  Dead serious.

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Just tuned in and he’s screaming about Hunter Biden.

And now he’s threatening and insulting Zylenskyy.

JFC. Why would they sabotage a deal with Ukraine for a stake in their mineral rights? Could it be…………Putin?!

3 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Why would they sabotage a deal with Ukraine for a stake in their mineral rights? Could it be…………Putin?!

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The champagne corks are popping all over Moscow.

Why did America do this to us? Good grief.

Trump: 'Zelensky disrespected the US in its cherished Oval Office'published at 12:23

12:23Breaking

US President Donald Trump has shared a statement after his meeting with Ukrainian President Voldymyr Zelensky in the White House.

Here's his Truth Social post in full:“We had a very meaningful meeting in the White House today.

"Much was learned that could never be understood without conversation under such fire and pressure.

"It’s amazing what comes out through emotion, and I have determined that President Zelensky is not ready for Peace if America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations.

"I don’t want advantage, I want PEACE.

"He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office.

"He can come back when he is ready for Peace.”

Every day there's a new low. There is no bottom. I've always believed that every person had worth and value. That belief is being seriously tested. 

Why did trump keeping talking about "raw earth?" Surely he means rare-earth. We are about to see a quick geo-political realignment. 

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6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Trump: 'Zelensky disrespected the US in its cherished Oval Office'published at 12:23

12:23Breaking

US President Donald Trump has shared a statement after his meeting with Ukrainian President Voldymyr Zelensky in the White House.

Here's his Truth Social post in full:“We had a very meaningful meeting in the White House today.

"Much was learned that could never be understood without conversation under such fire and pressure.

"It’s amazing what comes out through emotion, and I have determined that President Zelensky is not ready for Peace if America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations.

"I don’t want advantage, I want PEACE.

"He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office.

"He can come back when he is ready for Peace.”

 

one alpha male and two butt plugs 

I heard a BBC news hour program the other day that had the shitbag head of the Heritage Foundation on for a segment.   He was an angry trumpkin who was really upset that Zelensky disrespected the presidency by "NOT WEARING A DAMNED SUIT"  fuck these guys.  I'm sure we'll hear more of this shit in the coming days.

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Just watched a 5-minute clip where it seems to have devolved the most. Trump cannot die soon enough. JD is such a fucking toady with him repeatedly telling Zelenskyy that he's not said "thank you" once. Unbelievable.

Saw some Fox News snippet about Trump making English the official language of the US.

I don't know about you good fellows, but I plan to correct the squirting soft shits out of colloquial redneck unpatriotic patois. Loose past participles sink shippables.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean he should probably wear a fucking suit though especially if he knows it'll set off the clown show. 

It's been a nonstop clown show what are you talking about

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I mean he should probably wear a fucking suit though especially if he knows it'll set off the clown show. 

Clearly the most pressing issue.  Nothing he could do would prevent a shit storm it's just an excuse that's easy to visualize for the simplest of rubes. (their base)

Just now, C-Man said:

Just watched a 5-minute clip where it seems to have devolved the most. Trump cannot die soon enough. JD is such a fucking toady with him repeatedly telling Zelenskyy that he's not said "thank you" once. Unbelievable.

Listening to it now.  How anyone can listen to Trump and think this asshat deserves to lead this country is an idiot.  Trump getting angry is laughable.  He is so in the pocket of Putin it’s obvious.  

4 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

"Here bum, take the rest of this pussy"

 

 

Dibs on Leftover Pussy as my new band name 

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