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yep, get ready for a Trump victory lap.  Fitting that it is for human garbage.

Trump Believes Pete Rose Will Soon Be Eligible for Hall of Fame After Meeting With Rob Manfred The MLB Commissioner visited the president at the White House last month and the issue of Rose's presence on the permanently ineligible list was among their topics of conversation. By Josh Dawsey (Follow) and Jared Diamond Follow May 3, 2025 at 8:00 am ET

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On 5/12/2025 at 3:57 PM, Slacks said:

#5 is the only one that is real. The first 90 days of global covid have nothing to do with who is president... let's be intellectually honest in our laying out of blame.

yeah.. no.

With trumpy folks, don’t attempt to shame them by asking why Trump is taking a bribe. Ask them why Trump is either begging for a second hand plane, or he’s selling himself for that same second hand plane. Make them defend what a pathetic person he is. It’s really sad how he’s over in the middle east bending a knee to his superiors.

if Trump gets the plane, the next administration should confiscate it, require the Qataris to reimburse us for any taxpayer dime spent on it, and then destroy the plane. Let the military practice taking down a remote controlled jumbo jet being used as terrorist attack drill. Trump doesn’t get it for his personal use. 

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

A couple of months ago my mother randomly ranted about how unfair it is that Pete Rose is not in the Hall of Fame.  I was taken aback, as I didn't know anyone had thought about Pete Rose in years.  Finding out it's a MAGA thing makes SO MUCH sense now.

 

Thing is, there is a shit-ton full of Pete Rose stuff in the Hall already.  I've been there 3 times, so I know.  Yes, he was not enshrined in the "Hall", but it wasn't as if his name was never mentioned elsewhere in the hall, nor was he photoshopped out of Reds photos that are on display, etc.

One thing that I am going to assume was galling over the years to the Baseball Writers (and the Hall itself, and quite possibly MLB) was during Hall of Fame week, Pete would post up at some memorabilia place in Cooperstown and sell shit, sometimes directly across the street from the Hall.  

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

What's the over-under on months until this guy gets arrested for a sex crime via some sting operation? Is 18 about right? 14 feels more right for him...

4 minutes ago, ABZ said:

What's the over-under on months until this guy gets arrested for a sex crime via some sting operation? Is 18 about right? 14 feels more right for him...

Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.  

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.  

He's hoping the trans part doesn't get out.

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Those numbers could also be his victim's ages.

that was the joke

Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.  

When it does come out, we will be seeing lots of pictures of Biden sniffing heads because that is absolutely equivalent.
19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.  

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Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.  

That’s fucking sick.
They’re called “little people,” asshole.

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.  

Listen man, this is a safe space. I confided in you that one time...

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh this means he's definitely been filmed having sex with a cow while a transvestite Filipino midget fingered his butthole.  

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Listen man, this is a safe space. I confided in you that one time...

I wanna party with you, cowboy. 

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We’re not coming back as a country. This cunt knows better and still just fucking throws stupid shit like this out there, and she supposedly doesn’t even like him. 
 

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31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

We’re not coming back as a country. This cunt knows better and still just fucking throws stupid shit like this out there, and she supposedly doesn’t even like him. 
 

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Did Grover Cleveland travel every weekend in the statue of liberty? Was it gifted to his “presidential library” so he can continue using it every weekend to golf? It’s a fucking monument. 

Surely they meant students are going to be taught about "discrepancies" in the 2000, 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, no?

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Crossposting from the ICE thread:

 

 

 

This seems beyond hypocritical considering everything else that’s going on, but I’m not sure this is something we’d get crazy up in arms about on a normal timeline. At least on the surface level, it sounds a bit like witness protection for some of the higher up dudes to roll on others without fear of their family members being disemboweled and hung from bridges.

41 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Oklahoma to require high schoolers to learn about "discrepancies" in the 2020 election. Texas should follow suit here shortly, I'm sure.

Surely the teachers can also talk about how every judge to review such "discrepancies," including Trump appointees, found the claims bullshit, right?

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I bet his "average screentime" report that pops up on his iPhone is at least 11 hrs 15 minutes per day.

Surely the teachers can also talk about how every judge to review such "discrepancies," including Trump appointees, found the claims bullshit, right?

I’m kind of curious what they intend to teach, considering that election is considered the most secure in our history. Guess they’ll just follow Dotard’s lead and just make shit up.

Sounds like school districts will be buy MyHistory books. 

Surely the teachers can also talk about how every judge to review such "discrepancies," including Trump appointees, found the claims bullshit, right?
I'd be for this curriculum as long as it would be a clear presentation of the bullshit lies & conspiracy theories which would then be disproven one by one with unassailable facts & data.
9 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I gotta give it to him.  The man stays busy.  So much graft overseas.  So little time.

Grift, graft, whatever it takes.

10 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Did Grover Cleveland travel every weekend in the statue of liberty? Was it gifted to his “presidential library” so he can continue using it every weekend to golf? It’s a fucking monument. 

They had orgies once a month in an alcove behind her right breast. Supposedly the buffet was amazing 

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

They had orgies once a month in an alcove behind her right breast. Supposedly the buffet was amazing 

Image of Well, I can see that it's a buffet, but why is there a buffet

Image of at a goddamn orgy, Frank?

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

This seems beyond hypocritical considering everything else that’s going on, but I’m not sure this is something we’d get crazy up in arms about on a normal timeline. At least on the surface level, it sounds a bit like witness protection for some of the higher up dudes to roll on others without fear of their family members being disemboweled and hung from bridges.

This is what it actually is:

 

I hate to do the "imagine if a Dem did this" thing, but jesus fucking christ imagine the years-long shitfit mainstream media would throw if a Dem did this. Jake Tapper would literally never shut the fuck up about it. 

 

12 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

This is what it actually is:

 

I hate to do the "imagine if a Dem did this" thing, but jesus fucking christ imagine the years-long shitfit mainstream media would throw if a Dem did this. Jake Tapper would literally never shut the fuck up about it. 

 

Seems a very odd thing.  They walked across the border at TJ with suitcases?  

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Ohio Sen. Kent Smith said the subjects of the books were reportedly on Jewish history, African American history and LGBTQ+ education.

 

The Beachwood Police Department reported the man checked out the books from the Beachwood Branch of the Cuyahoga County Public Library.

 

Later, the man reportedly posted a video of himself burning the books on social media.

Well, of course, we progress to actually burning books thanks to normalizing the rhetoric of the far right extremists.

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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

This is what it actually is:

 

I hate to do the "imagine if a Dem did this" thing, but jesus fucking christ imagine the years-long shitfit mainstream media would throw if a Dem did this. Jake Tapper would literally never shut the fuck up about it. 

 

Pretty sure this was the plot of Sicario

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I hate every fucking dumbass liberal that tried to hype her up over the years with a fiery passion

7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I hate every fucking dumbass liberal that tried to hype her up over the years with a fiery passion

that musta been elsewhere because ana was the only one doing it around here and not a lib. 

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that musta been elsewhere because ana was the only one doing it around here and not a lib. 

Here not so much but she was quite popular among Dems for a time, especially circa 2020 when she was mostly falling in line.

5 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Here not so much but she was quite popular among Dems for a time, especially circa 2020 when she was mostly falling in line.

A coworker of mine loved her. This was 2017-18. Same guy that tried to get me listen to Jordan Peterson while talking about how great he was. Dude is of course MAGA as shit.

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I hate every fucking dumbass liberal that tried to hype her up over the years with a fiery passion

You’re a misogynist /ana

I only recall some "libertarian" types that liked her. I don't recall thinking much about her at all but I assume she was at least a traditional democrat at some point. I only recall hearing about her when she starting saying weird shit for a dem and never heard any liberal support thereafter, if ever.

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7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I only recall some "libertarian" types that liked her. I don't recall thinking much about her at all but I assume she was at least a traditional democrat at some point. I only recall hearing about her when she starting saying weird shit for a dem and never heard any liberal support thereafter, if ever.

Yup.  I just remember wanting to play with her boobies but otherwise don’t remember any libs hyping her up.

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Here not so much but she was quite popular among Dems for a time, especially circa 2020 when she was mostly falling in line.

She tried to position herself left of Bernie IIRC which is hilarious now. Also the super peace candidate.

But I don't recall her getting much traction among the normie Democrats.

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