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14 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

I’ve been told two stories today by people in DC. The first is that he fell and is embarrassed to be seen. The second is that he was diagnosed with something that has a timeline and he is freaked out. The both sound plausible. 

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14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Btw, they’re not announcing any sort of terminal diagnosis tomorrow at 2. That’s why I would lean towards a fall if I were a betting man.

Correct. Or that he had something that he already beat. Or nothing at all. I can’t imagine that they would ever admit a weakness 

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21 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Miley Cyrus - “Party in the USA” better top the charts for weeks after he dies or this country is truly lost.

GTFO with that teeny bopper garbage. This occasion calls for the Godfather 

 

 

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lord, people. he’s as likely to admit some medical issue/fall as he is to resign.

he’s making an announcement so that everyone can see how “healthy” he is. the content of the announcement won’t be health-related.

you’re thinking of literally every other president. just listen to whatever he says tomorrow and know it’s window dressing and likely 180 degrees inaccurate. 

it’ll be about how strong he is, how the radical leftists are trying to take him and his tariffs down, and how it’s more important than ever to fight. it’ll be short  

and he’ll bring up newsom. 

oh, and it may also be pre-taped. gotta get a decent take. 

He probably fell and then got the terminal diagnosis when they took him to the hospital.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

lord, people. he’s as likely to admit some medical issue/fall as he is to resign.

he’s making an announcement so that everyone can see how “healthy” he is. the content of the announcement won’t be health-related.

you’re thinking of literally every other president. just listen to whatever he says tomorrow and know it’s window dressing and likely 180 degrees inaccurate. 

it’ll be about how strong he is, how the radical leftists are trying to take him and his tariffs down, and how it’s more important than ever to fight. it’ll be short  

and he’ll bring up newsom. 

Yeah, the closest we would get to him falling would be he was pushed by some evil lib.  But don't worry, that lib is in ICU from the beatdown our favorite president gave him.  Happened one night on patrol with his boys cleaning up the DC streets.

Just saw where Rudy is getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom. smh

Just saw where Rudy is getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom. smh

Does it come with a monetary reward?

I wouldn’t hold my breath on this press conference. Trump is the most dishonest person who has ever held office. If he fell, he’d never acknowledge it, and if he had a terminal diagnosis, he’d also never say anything (and neither did Biden). This is going to be a classic Trump off the handles press conference where he says a bunch of crazy shit and changes the narrative. I’ve accepted that this mother fucker will live to the age of Old Testament Abraham and I encourage all of you to do the same. 

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7 hours ago, Covri said:

If you showed anyone who knew nothing about our last 3 elections who won the presidential debates based on communication skills and knowledge none of them would pick Trump. The media has made everyone complacent with his antics to the point people are "gotta hand it to him" level of stupid thinking he's a good communicator.

The Ezra Klein show had some gen zer on who called him the first algorithm president or something like that.

That stuck with me.

It’s not that he’s a good communicator.

It’s just that what he says is the shit that drives engagement. It’s controversial and elicits a response or reaction. 

And like the algorithm, there’s just a continuous spewing of content to the point that ‘nothing sticks’.

Endless new content that blocks the impact of any old content.

Maybe instead of call him a good communicator we just call him a man of his time.
There are a lot of soulless humans out there. Hell the GOP is a party full of them. But it took a special narcissist reality TV grifter to completely embody all the rot of social media to the point where we were almost powerless to his ‘charm.’

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

The Ezra Klein show had some gen zer on who called him the first algorithm president or something like that.

That stuck with me.

It’s not that he’s a good communicator.

It’s just that what he says is the shit that drives engagement. It’s controversial and elicits a response or reaction. 

And like the algorithm, there’s just a continuous spewing of content to the point that ‘nothing sticks’.

Endless new content that blocks the impact of any old content.

Maybe instead of call him a good communicator we just call him a man of his time.
There are a lot of soulless humans out there. Hell the GOP is a party full of them. But it took a special narcissist reality TV grifter to completely embody all the rot of social media to the point where we were almost powerless to his ‘charm.’

Yeah, the phrase "good communicator" doesn't sit right with me, because, particularly in his current state, he's not a good communicator in terms of delivering information.

He's good at driving attention and engagement.  "Any attention is good attention."  I suppose that, too, is a form of information.

I saw a piece dissecting the effectiveness of the Newsom trolls.  One theory is that the cultists "know" Trump's rambling is insane and that it's coming from a librul parodist forces them to confront that knowledge.

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

2 eastern is 11 am pacific. Am I going to have to plan for a 5 martini lunch?

No. 

Probably something stupid like renaming it to Department of War. You know, right wing virtue signaling. 

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

You can tell this is a guy who wants to abolish age of consent laws

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, the phrase "good communicator" doesn't sit right with me, because, particularly in his current state, he's not a good communicator in terms of delivering information.

He's good at driving attention and engagement.  "Any attention is good attention."  I suppose that, too, is a form of information.

I saw a piece dissecting the effectiveness of the Newsom trolls.  One theory is that the cultists "know" Trump's rambling is insane and that it's coming from a librul parodist forces them to confront that knowledge.

This.  He's great at being front and center.  Has any other (non- war time) president been so publicly in the middle of every fucking little thing, every day and all day?  Did they care about the name of a NFL team or where penguins get tariffs assessed on them? Nope.  But flooding the zone is his style and our reality TV obsessed, social media addicted electorate eats it up.

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46 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 


Well everyone knows that Hitler was a monster and one of history’s pariahs, what I presume is ‘what if he wasn’t?’

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Velchik submitted a paper written in Latin from the perspective of Hitler, according to three people studying in the department at the time with knowledge of the assignment. Two of the sources read the paper and said they found it disturbing. The third had not read the paper but knew of the incident at the time. (The Globe was not able to review the paper.) The instructor declined to grade it, instead telling Velchik to re-do the assignment, according to all three sources, a decision meant to turn the incident into a teaching moment.

“At Harvard in 2011, no one would say that Hitler was a controversial figure,” said one person with direct knowledge of the incident at the time.
 
About 18 months later, he returned to the subject of Hitler, this time telling a peer that “Mein Kampf” was among his favorite recent reads, according to an email obtained by the Globe.
“is it bad that my favorite class at harvard was nietzsche and my favorite book i’ve read this year is mein kampf?” Velchik wrote in June, 2013, one year after receiving his undergraduate degree from Harvard.

 

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I honestly don’t understand how there are zero consequences for abusing the office to net yourself and family billions 

No other person in US history has been permitted to do this without at minimum impeachment or federal prosecution. And yet, maybe from now on, corruption simply is baked in and everyone shrugs. It’s the opposite of what our founders intended 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Probably something stupid like renaming it to Department of War. You know, right wing virtue signaling. 

Game over. Award the dotard the Nobel peace prize he's so desperate for that he'll fuck up our int'l. standing to get. 

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18 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I honestly don’t understand how there are zero consequences for abusing the office to net yourself and family billions 

No other person in US history has been permitted to do this without at minimum impeachment or federal prosecution. And yet, maybe from now on, corruption simply is baked in and everyone shrugs. It’s the opposite of what our founders intended 

You can thank Joe Biden, Merick Garland, and the Department of Justice for treating him with kid gloves.

Hope first question at PC is an Epstein Files question. 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahaha

What bumfuck red state is getting it? I’m guessing a Dakota bc why not. 

Just now, bluto said:

What bumfuck red state is getting it? I’m guessing a Dakota bc why not. 

Alabama

Just now, HenryJames said:

Alabama

Nah, they lost this weekend, he hates losers. 

20 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hope first question at PC is an Epstein Files question. 

lol like he’s taking questions. 

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We are about to get the Trump hologram press conference 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I will offer this....IF the Dems ever re-take the White House (I know, it will happen when unicorns fly and fart rainbows), the first act of the new POTUS should be executive orders freezing/rescinding all federal dollars spent in red states.  Every.  Single.  Dollar.  Including Medicare, medicaid, all of it.

They want a Civil War.  Let's fight it to win.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They want a Civil War.  Let's fight it to win.

Sheesh. Nobody wants a civil war.

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