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On 7/8/2025 at 4:15 PM, Captain Ron said:

Probably right. But it would really sucks if a man like Frank Wade of 175 Beaver Road, Ingram, Texas had his shit posted all over the internet because he is a real piece of shit.

Frank Wade is absolutely a dumb piece of shit, but Susan Deininger of 103 Turnberry Cir, Kerrville, TX seems multiple degrees more unhinged and appears to show up to most of the Kerrville board meetings even though she's not on the board. 

Now, the ultimate decision was made by commmissioners (not Frank or Susan), and to their credit they didn't seem to be reciting the same far right talking points as those two. Still made a brain dead decision that cost a multitude of unnecessary deaths, though, so they can get fucked too.

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11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck that guy. Also, fuck the town of Kerrville, who could have easily prevented most of the deaths but decided instead that birds arent real and chemtrails are used for mind control

Ballgame?

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3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

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I'm not digging into this guy's past because I give zero fucks; but I wonder what his convictions were for.  From what I recall, Canada ain't letting you in with any felony convictions including DUI.  G7 and the like should start hosting all their hootenannies in Canada so the dotard can't show up and fuck everything to bolivia.

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13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm not digging into this guy's past because I give zero fucks; but I wonder what his convictions were for.  From what I recall, Canada ain't letting you in with any felony convictions including DUI.  G7 and the like should start hosting all their hootenannies in Canada so the dotard can't show up and fuck everything to bolivia.

Except for the part where he's Canadian.  They're not letting non-Canadians in.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/climate/fema-missed-calls-texas-floods.html?unlocked_article_code=1.V08.VK-Y.JQHuXiBpk9PR&smid=url-share

 

FEMA not answering calls from Kerr

 

Two days after catastrophic floods roared through Central Texas, the Federal Emergency Management Agency did not answer nearly two-thirds of calls to its disaster assistance line, according to documents reviewed by The New York Times.

The lack of responsiveness happened because the agency had fired hundreds of contractors at call centers, according to a person briefed on the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to discuss internal matters.

The agency laid off the contractors on July 5 after their contracts expired and were not extended, according to the documents and the person briefed on the matter. Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, who has instituted a new requirement that she personally approve expenses over $100,000, did not renew the contracts until Thursday, five days after the contracts expired.

 

75% Kerr County voted for DOtarD

 

 

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20 hours ago, GenXer said:


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We're assuming he's some dumb hoser, but what if he was tired of his life in New Hampshire, and did some light criming so he could be free of his twitchy wife and their sticky kids?

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We're assuming he's some dumb hoser, but what if he was tired of his life in New Hampshire, and did some light criming so he could be free of his twitchy wife and their sticky kids?

Sell your maga hat and gear to make bail bro
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Sorry about the Sagan bombardment, all this shotbgas got me thinking a lot of when I saw him speak as a freshman at UT at Bass Concert Hall. definitely had an impact 

Just now, Grande Mart said:

Sorry about the Sagan bombardment, all this shit has got me thinking a lot of when I saw him speak as a freshman at UT at Bass Concert Hall. definitely had an impact 

 

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On 7/10/2025 at 9:40 PM, Post Oak said:

Maine electrician in a union that put up solar fields votes for guy who hates unions and clean energy because of Mexicans invading Murica.  Did I mention he was in Maine. 

 

 

Fuck you Braden

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1 hour ago, Grande Mart said:

Sorry about the Sagan bombardment, all this shotbgas got me thinking a lot of when I saw him speak as a freshman at UT at Bass Concert Hall. definitely had an impact 

 

Did you just quote a post in the same post where you made the post? 

Are you a witch? 

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On 7/11/2025 at 7:21 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm not digging into this guy's past because I give zero fucks; but I wonder what his convictions were for.  From what I recall, Canada ain't letting you in with any felony convictions including DUI.  G7 and the like should start hosting all their hootenannies in Canada so the dotard can't show up and fuck everything to bolivia.

As someone surmised above he had some light criming as a ute. Marijuana, I believe. The thing is that crossing the border in Canada can be extremely informal and they may or may not bother to look up someone's criminal history via their passport. This time they did. Were I a non-citizen who wants to remain in the US I would definitely avoid attempting to cross the border for now and who knows for how long. 

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19 hours ago, Grande Mart said:

Sorry about the Sagan bombardment, all this shotbgas got me thinking a lot of when I saw him speak as a freshman at UT at Bass Concert Hall. definitely had an impact 

 

Negged

Quoting thyself is trademarked by @Iceman

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2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Negged

Quoting thyself is trademarked by @Iceman

Lolz wut?

 

I am fucking amazed at the babysitter/ scorekeepers on here.  Not denying it ever happened, but I have no idea what you're talking about.

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2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Lolz wut?

 

I am fucking amazed at the babysitter/ scorekeepers on here.  Not denying it ever happened, but I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dude, you should have just gone with it, that's an awesome trademark 

I don't actually know if you've ever quoted yourself, so apologies 

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On 7/10/2025 at 9:40 PM, Post Oak said:

Maine electrician in a union that put up solar fields votes for guy who hates unions and clean energy because of Mexicans invading Murica.  Did I mention he was in Maine. 

 

 

shane gillis has a funny bit about how his dad is very worried about our southern border for a guy who’s a high school girl’s basketball coach from central pennsylvania.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/climate/fema-missed-calls-texas-floods.html?unlocked_article_code=1.V08.VK-Y.JQHuXiBpk9PR&smid=url-share
 
FEMA not answering calls from Kerr
 
Two days after catastrophic floods roared through Central Texas, the Federal Emergency Management Agency did not answer nearly two-thirds of calls to its disaster assistance line, according to documents reviewed by The New York Times.
The lack of responsiveness happened because the agency had fired hundreds of contractors at call centers, according to a person briefed on the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to discuss internal matters.
The agency laid off the contractors on July 5 after their contracts expired and were not extended, according to the documents and the person briefed on the matter. Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, who has instituted a new requirement that she personally approve expenses over $100,000, did not renew the contracts until Thursday, five days after the contracts expired.
 
75% Kerr County voted for DOtarD
 
 

Well, I fucking didn’t.


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