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15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

My wife is sending me away this weekend on a hedonistic romp with Ana de Armas and Sydney Sweeney. Just gotta get the three of them to sign off on it. 

You should probably stick with your sub-deal of jerking off to pics of Sydney when your wife is out of town.

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9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

He really thinks someone can just magically open a factory in a week or a few months.   

Right. In order for this to work, if it even can, the tariffs would have to remain predictable and stable for years and years. Possibly even decades. Business people aren't going to act on some arbitrary hand waived tariff that can go away at any moment.

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You should probably stick with your sub-deal of jerking off to pics of Sydney when your wife is out of town.

I feel attacked

8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Look, a deal on this is close. Bottom line. 

concepts of a plan for a deal?

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If the point of the tariffs is to get companies to move here and make things here...then why the fuck are we engaged in trade deals? Wouldn't signing a bunch of trade deals make that a bad move for those companies?
Wait..what am I doing? There is nothing sane or rational about any of this.

The point of the tariffs is to stop fentanyl coming in from Canada and we’ve already saved millions of lives. And what fentanyl does get through, while unfortunate, the drug traffickers will pay big beautiful tariffs that will eventually eliminate income taxes.
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On 4/30/2025 at 6:19 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

A trade deal is already done except for the part where the other country agrees to it.

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In my head I imagine every single one of the negotiations are being run like this.

 

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8 hours ago, wild_turkey said:


The point of the tariffs is to stop fentanyl coming in from Canada and we’ve already saved millions of lives. And what fentanyl does get through, while unfortunate, the drug traffickers will pay big beautiful tariffs that will eventually eliminate income taxes.

258 million would be dead without tariffs.

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9 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Christmas shopping this fall is gonna be fun.  

Yeah, but think of the time & money people will spend buying 2 dolls instead of 30? And as a bonus, the parents won't be up all night having to wrap those extravagant gifts! See how much better life under Dotard's rule is for all?

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The big problem with your logic is that those two dolls will probably just as much as the thirty dolls have in the past. Well, unless Gina pays the tariffs. As Dear Leader has been known to say.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Does the no trucking mean traffic will get better on 35?  

No. That highway doesn't go to a port.

But on I-10 and I-45? Yes.

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

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That's one of the things that actually makes me chuckle.  These dumbfucks don't realize that the book it out -- worldwide -- on how DOTARD works, and how to play him.

He has one play:

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All you have to do it wait him out....because he doesn't have a "next move."  Let him beat his chest, kick up dust....all you have to do is still be standing there when the dust settles, and you have WAY more leverage than he does.

The other fucking dumb thing was declaring a trade war on THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD ALL AT ONCE.  If he'd perhaps just focused on China, then that offers some opportunity to carve them out from the global trade network, and use our size and strength against just them.  But now....the whole world is focusing on how to 1) maximize trade with each other, while 2) minimizing trade entanglements with the erratic, unreliable, and batshit insane USA.

Dumb.  Just fucking nuclear-blast level dumb.

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

No. That highway doesn't go to a port.

But on I-10 and I-45? Yes.

A port is a port -- land-based ports of entry are still "ports."  And yeah, gotta presume that there's much less shit going to and from Mexico these days as well.  Early data (March traffic) seems to indicate as much.

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I probably need to go to Sam’s and grab some of those giant bags of Starbucks espresso coffee beans.  I always grind my own beans and I think they will stay fresher longer during a possible coffee shortage.

 

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

15 feet high and 15 feet wide? Not sure my house could hold that.

That is max. And for coffee? Yeah, I would figure it out.

Just added it to my plant wish list. Wife has said no more plants. But this is coffee. I can get away with that one.

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20 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

That is max. And for coffee? Yeah, I would figure it out.

Just added it to my plant wish list. Wife has said no more plants. But this is coffee. I can get away with that one.

C. arabica 'Nana': This is a dwarf variety that only grows 12 inches tall, making it ideal to grow indoors. 

How many beans are we getting per plant though?

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Posted
31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

How about Kona coffee from Hawaii? Or will demand go up and make it as expensive as tariffed imports?

Real Kona coffee (not the shit blended with coffees from shit hole countries) is already significantly more expensive than current tariffed coffee.  

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7 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yeah, but think of the time & money people will save buying 2 dolls instead of 30? And as a bonus, the parents won't be up all night having to wrap those extravagant gifts! See how much better life under Dotard's rule is for all?

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Posted
17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I bought about 10k in gold chains a few months ago. Easy to hide if you know what I mean.

I thought about investing in shark tooth chains but Tim Miller already bought them all up, 

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Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You jut earned yourself a black card for even knowing what movie that is!

it's been on Pluto TV for a bit and I catch myself stopping and watching wherever it is in the movie for few minutes. such a good flick

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One of the more popular shirts I saw at Chinese t-shirt vendors was Obama in the chairman Mao headshot pose with OBA MAO under it. I really should have bought one. 

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I keep seeing articles how shelves will start to empty out after May 10th and it's really freaking me the fuck out. How fucked are we?

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On 5/2/2025 at 9:52 AM, Brisketexan said:

The other fucking dumb thing was declaring a trade war on THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD ALL AT ONCE.  

 

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