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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Years ago this particular species was isolated to within the loop, but it has been a long time since I've been down that way after sunset.  I imagine its territory has expanded since then. To be sure, I recommend contacting Mr. @tx 3 putt for current market conditions.

 

while back i was brewery hopping with a buddy. he tells me the next one is on 'bissonet'. i'm laughing, 'hell yeah we can watch the girls walk around and laugh at guys picking them up' 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

bissonet over by rice 

😐😐😐😐😐😐

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Man.  She bugs me SO much.  Because on the screen, she is 199% in my wheelhouse.  Nice looking curvy middle-aged brunette.

But then, she's fucking demonically evil and crazy and not in any good way.  It's like someone made the perfect smoked brisket, the best bark and smoke ring you've ever seen, and then injected it with runny diarrhea.  I'm simultaneously tempted and repulsed, and that pisses me off.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  She bugs me SO much.  Because on the screen, she is 199% in my wheelhouse.  Nice looking curvy middle-aged brunette.

But then, she's fucking demonically evil and crazy and not in any good way.  It's like someone made the perfect smoked brisket, the best bark and smoke ring you've ever seen, and then injected it with runny diarrhea.  I'm simultaneously tempted and repulsed, and that pisses me off.

I will take this one. Probably not as crazy and I appreciate her attitude. 

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Posted
21 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Dumbass doesn't even know how apostrophes work.

Fuck Ted Cruz, too.  

That shit stain was there? Maybe it wasn’t the refs back in the game

Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  She bugs me SO much.  Because on the screen, she is 199% in my wheelhouse.  Nice looking curvy middle-aged brunette.

But then, she's fucking demonically evil and crazy and not in any good way.  It's like someone made the perfect smoked brisket, the best bark and smoke ring you've ever seen, and then injected it with runny diarrhea.  I'm simultaneously tempted and repulsed, and that pisses me off.

But if you had the right number of beers, you'd take a bite of the diarrhea-injected brisket.

Posted
5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But if you had the right number of beers, you'd take a bite of the diarrhea-injected brisket.

I mean, he craves Allsup's burritos.



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