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    I don’t blame Jaggy for asking for what he thinks he’s worth. I don’t blame Texas for making a firm offer that he could take and standing on it. I don’t blame Jaggy for deciding he’d rather try on t

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

so OU outbid UT ?

OU was just dumb enouhg to offer 2x what we offered him. Because we know what he's worth.

Brenan Thompson's career at OU after transferring from Texas (2 years and then he ended up at MSST)

DNP - 2023
3-19-0 - 2024

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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

OU was just dumb enouhg to offer 2x what we offered him. Because we know what he's worth.

he'll be singing like a bird to up there ?

I certainly understand that this generation of players are mercenaries, prostituting their skills to the highest bidder.

But, it is cut rate mercenaries that I cannot abide.

Fredo Livingstone chose to be counted with and among sworn enemies of the Family.

That is NOT a choice. THAT is a betrayal.

As always classic 🤌

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit

Posrep, my dude

They paid him for info on how to beat Texas. They are so desperate to win, they are willing to pay ole stone hands a truck full of money to tell them all the secrets. Only problem is the defensive coordinator that was here while he was is now gone, so his info will be useless.

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2 hours ago, UT59 said:

Declasse, do you expect anyone on this post to be able to understand you.

i declassed about 5 courses into Pass/Fail at UT.

So he talks to the media to create this false narrative that he got forced out then signs with Oklahoma. I hope he gets fucking hurt and never plays a down this year.

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So let it be written, so let it be done.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

OU was just dumb enouhg to offer 2x what we offered him. Because we know what he's worth.

Did Venables just pull a Gavin Belson?

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Hey, Parker Livingstone, thanks for your contributions the past couple seasons. Now kindly go fuck yourself.

Thankfully, one drunk night early in the season, when I foolishly thought it would be fun to have a custom No. 13 McJaggerson jersey, I could only find custom options in kid's sizes.

I smell a sarkissmyassagain involved in this mind numbing bullshit. Next time anyone walks behind that squatting wino, kick his ass into orbit!

Someday, he will look back and realize that however much more he made this year from Oklahoma was nowhere near enough to justify losing the opportunity to catch passes from Arch in a contract year and having the entire fanbase of his favorite childhood team turn on him.

He will be richer in a year because he chose OU. He will be much, much poorer in the long run.

I don’t care at all about players portal to go get their money - most of them will never have the chance to earn like this again. I hope Tre does well at FSU, no ill will at all.

Fuck this guy though. You don’t go to the arch rival. I hope he’s selling cars in Norman in a few years.

47 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So let it be written, so let it be done.

This is one of my biggest things whenever the hand wringing starts over guys portaling. I want players at Texas that want to be at Texas. And there isn't a shortage of them. Including our current QB and our last QB (the Ohio State mistake notwithstanding).

I don't care how good you are - you want to go play for OU? Bye.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Brenan Thompson's career at OU after transferring from Texas (2 years and then he ended up at MSST)

DNP - 2023
3-19-0 - 2024

To be fair he's done as well as anyone could at MSU. He got 1000 yards this year and will be certainly drafted.

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Thanks for the year you gave us Parker. I wish you all the success of Casey Thompson.

Meh. Young athlete says stupid shit on twitter. Hopefully he learns from his mistake. Hard to care that much when this is what college football has become. Free Agents, mercenaries and corporations. We have no idea what was said in their meeting/negotiation. Clearly feelings were hurt. OU seems like punishment enough (though he will be solid there)

$2k a day seems like the minimum to get someone to move to Oklahoma

Thanks for the year, good luck in the future. Fuck OU

I do not wish him luck in the future simply because that means good things for Sooner trash. I hope he fails miserably without serious injury involved.

1 hour ago, jettrink said:

I smell a sarkissmyassagain involved in this mind numbing bullshit. Next time anyone walks behind that squatting wino, kick his ass into orbit!

Obviously the best part of you dripped down the inside of your mother's thighs.

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I do not wish him luck in the future simply because that means good things for Sooner trash. I hope he fails miserably without serious injury involved.

You're a better person than I. I tend to agree with the guy upthread who hopes he shreds a knee. In fall camp.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Someday, he will look back and realize that however much more he made this year from Oklahoma was nowhere near enough to justify losing the opportunity to catch passes from Arch in a contract year and having the entire fanbase of his favorite childhood team turn on him.

He will be richer in a year because he chose OU. He will be much, much poorer in the long run.

The hilarious part of this is that he's a kid from Texas playing for the Longhorns, and playing well. Forget revshare/NIL, forget the NFL. No matter what happens, if he keeps making contributions he is fucking SET FOR LIFE in this state. As of now, he is fucked for life. Way to go, dumbass.

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All I see is our rival paying $800k for a guy who would have been our 5th string WR in 2026.

Shrewd. You stupid fucking loser trash bags.

i guess he wanted to find out what it feels like to lose to Texas the rest of his career. Oh well

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I don’t care at all about players portal to go get their money - most of them will never have the chance to earn like this again. I hope Tre does well at FSU, no ill will at all.

Fuck this guy though. You don’t go to the arch rival. I hope he’s selling cars in Norman in a few years.

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4 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:


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Texas WR Parker Livingstone Commits to Rival Oklahoma

The 6-foot-4 redshirt freshman entered the transfer portal on Jan. 2 after a breakout 2025 season with 29 catches, 516 yards, and six touchdowns for Texas, including an 83-yard score that earned him SEC Freshman of the Week. Ranked No. 61 in the portal, he chose the Sooners over Indiana, joining recent addition Trell Harris and bringing three years of eligibility as an immediate target for new coordinator Ben Arbuckle. A former Texas native and Arch Manning's roommate, Livingstone turned down reported NIL offers to chase more opportunity, with fans eyeing his potential matchup against his old team in the Oct. 10 Cotton Bowl clash.

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I feel it is now appropriate to point out that crappy porn star wannabe, pedo moustache looks much more appropriate with him wearing crimson than it ever did when he was wearing burnt orange.

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So let it be written, so let it be done.

god, imagine how history would have changed NIL existed back then and VY had stayed his last year. Colt wouldn’t have been thrown into the ohio state flames and probably won it next.

mack would have been saban

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I was firmly in the we don’t want to lose this guy camp.

Now that he’s a Sooner, I’m firmly in the fuck this guy forever camp.

2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

To be fair he's done as well as anyone could at MSU. He got 1000 yards this year and will be certainly drafted.

Speaking of that guy, why hasn’t he declared for the draft. Can MSU pay him more than his draft position?

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

So he talks to the media to create this false narrative that he got forced out then signs with Oklahoma. I hope he gets fucking hurt and never plays a down this year.

If true

Considering Season 3 GIF by Portlandia

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Guaranteed starter package lol

Until he gets hurt again

Arch's version of Shipley goes turncoat and then Shipley gets badly burned in an accident at his Ranch. Not a great day on the 40.

EDIT: also add Barnes giving us a good spanking on the court.

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18 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

EDIT: also add Barnes giving us a good spanking on the court.

There is still a chance. First half looked bad but second is better.

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

There is still a chance. First half looked bad but second is better.

Narrator: It turned into a butt fucking by Tennessee.

Livingstone doing horns down means nothing when he was saying OU sucks last October in the Cotton Bowl.

He has no soul, and nothing really matters to him anymore.

52 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Livingstone doing horns down means nothing when he was saying OU sucks last October in the Cotton Bowl.

He has no soul, and nothing really matters to him anymore.

20 hours ago, mdmost said:

This is why I find it so odd those weird cucky fans that are like "go be great I hope you crush it." Are so fuckin cringe. Him doing great might be to your own team's detriment. When you're a Horn, you have my full support. When you're gone I give no fucks about you or your career. It seems it'd be wise when a player leaves to just not say shit.

19 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Anyone that knows how this really went down would not be ripping Parker for leaving. His choice of schools, perhaps. But not for portaling , unless you enjoy getting shit on.

He misplayed every aspect of negotiating for a raise at Texas. Spare us the bleeding heart whines of how his wittle feels got hurt and forced him to go sign with O Fucking U.

15 hours ago, Your Mom said:

To be fair he's done as well as anyone could at MSU. He got 1000 yards this year and will be certainly drafted.

“To be fair” context helps. He played in the Air Veer for the rape enabler at MSU and amassed most of his yards on go routes. There’s not a big market in the NFL for tiny guys that weigh 150 and can’t run any routes besides the “fuck it, we’re going deep” pattern. He might get drafted off of his raw speed alone, but there are no assurances of that. He has one red flag on his profile after another and you pulled the “certainly be drafted” out of your ass.

The point was that he went to OU, sucked, and had to go elsewhere after his whiny betrayal of Texas.

Thank you Parker and good luck in your future...

21 hours ago, mdmost said:

Nevermind. I only wish you destruction, suffering, and pain.

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