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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Couldn't snap a pic of it, but a hard core Trumpkin at the pub today showed up wearing a t-shirt that read "Desantis 2024 . Make America Florida. "

We're fucked.

Abbott is already turning Texas into Mississippi, so why not?

On 8/8/2022 at 2:41 PM, tx 3 putt said:

The man is a wanna be Hitler. Next time he’ll be sure to promote officers that support him. 
 

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/08/15/inside-the-war-between-trump-and-his-generals

We would be lucky if Trump were like Hitler.  When Hitler knew he lost, he did the world a service and blew his brains out in his bunker.  The world would be a better place if Trump had done the same on November 6th.

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Holy fuck.  I hope the Feds track this suck fuck down. 

 

 

 

It'll be the security guard, drunk in his car again.

If anyone wants to sell my already copyrighted “Ron’s Country” tshirts dm me and we can talk dollars and sense.

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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14 hours ago, The Dog said:

I haven’t read any of this thread but have nowhere else to put this:
 

 

 


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My wife (no pics) is a commercial/corporate architect.  (Think large scale developments rather than houses for rich douche bags.)

Anyway, she got recruited by CB back in like 2018.  They wanted to update the design and the menu for Millenials.  She wasn’t interested but they asked her opinion.  She told them to change the name and basically burn the place to the ground.

Their entire business model is selling a pornographic amount of food to rural olds for $10.

Someone on one of these boards probably 15 years ago said "If Cracker Barrels could talk, they would sound like Mack Brown."

Someone on one of these boards probably 15 years ago said "If Cracker Barrels could talk, they would sound like Mack Brown."

This is true, as is that CB has really damn good breakfast, available all day.
4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

My wife (no pics) is a commercial/corporate architect.  (Think large scale developments rather than houses for rich douche bags.)

Anyway, she got recruited by CB back in like 2018.  They wanted to update the design and the menu for Millenials.  She wasn’t interested but they asked her opinion.  She told them to change the name and basically burn the place to the ground.

Their entire business model is selling a pornographic amount of food to rural olds for $10.

They make some mean dumplings too. I have only eaten there once, and it was a tasty meal, but I could not imagine what it would do to my body if that was a regular deal.

On 8/10/2022 at 2:25 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Russia and China are just sitting back and laughing.

China maybe. Russia took a bite they couldn't swallow and is currently choking on the world stage.

53 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

... but I could not imagine what it would do to my body if that was a regular deal.

Sure you could, think of the restaurant name:

Man Shaped Like Beer Barrel Sweating 1910 Color Litho Postcard ...

(if you're white that is. Many of their patrons are.)

So it looks like part of the search warrant against Trump involved documents relating to Nuclear Weapons Technology.  That's just great to have nuclear weapons documents laying around a fucking golf course... and of course, Trump has recently hosted some shitty nations at Mar a Lago such as Saudi Arabia.  Great stuff...

Please have him on audio selling the nuclear stuff

“These are really big secrets. Really big. A Russian guy, big guy with large hat came to me and said these secrets are huge. Tears were streaming down his face when I told him I was going to sell these secrets to you guys. So what do you say? 5 billion? I’ll throw in a free night at the Trump Plaza Medina. Very nice place. Lots of sand, very hot, flowing sand, like my daughters blonde hair, so nice to touch. Do we have a deal?”

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1. The Saudi’s are our friends anyway
2. Obama
3. This is just how boys talk. Locker room stuff
4. Not a big deal
5. Fake news
6. Wasn’t him
7. Hunter Biden’s laptop had porn!
8. Everyone does it
9. Mexicans

It won't matter to some because they will believe Trump and the conspiracy theorists always, but the FBI/DOJ has to be fully open with the public now even to the point that it could eventually assist Trump in court. The need of the people to hear the details now outweigh the possibility of an eventual Trump conviction.

I know some (many?) would disagree with me but the govt keeping too quiet about this can actually lead to more Trumpists being elected including Trump himself.

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Perhaps letting Trump skate on obvious crimes has been the bigger crime all along.

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Perhaps letting Trump skate on obvious crimes has been the bigger crime all along.

Trump going to jail doesn't interest me if 48% of the public thinks he's being politically persecuted. That's the end of America.

Its more important that if Trump took nuclear secrets out of the WH that we get the GOP to admit it ASAP.

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

we get the GOP to admit it ASAP.

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4 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

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I didn't say it would happen but America is in bad shape right now and it could very easily get worse. 

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Um...Greg Abbott (R) is currently rounding up refugees and shipping them in mass across state lines with no regard for their safety or what happens to them when they reach their location...literally human trafficking...and the right thinks it's the most awesome "own the libs" ever. 

34 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Um...Greg Abbott (R) is currently rounding up refugees and shipping them in mass across state lines with no regard for their safety or what happens to them when they reach their location...literally human trafficking...and the right thinks it's the most awesome "own the libs" ever. 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I remember when slander was prosecuted.

Once again, I crack myself up.

Sooo, one page back @Beau Vine posted a pic of two dudes in t-shirts emblazoned with a photo of Trump and the words "Sexiest Man Alive." Do you suppose these dudes are  on this dating site?

 

Sorry, you don’t meet the age requirement to play Call of Duty, here is a loaded AR15 instead. Have fun!

On 8/13/2022 at 2:45 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sooo, one page back @Beau Vine posted a pic of two dudes in t-shirts emblazoned with a photo of Trump and the words "Sexiest Man Alive." Do you suppose these dudes are  on this dating site?

 

someone please explain the "SIGN IN" right next to the "ENGLISH" button. I would be completely shocked if they offered the site in any other language than english. jfc (originally wrote kfc and almost kept it because it seemed somehow apropos).

10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

RIP GOP: March 20, 1854 - August 16, 2022

The new face of today's GOP.  Now I thought they were hell bent on pushing an agenda identifying people by their birth gender.  But how on earth would you categorize this?  

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4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The new face of today's GOP.  Now I thought they were hell bent on pushing an agenda identifying people by their birth gender.  But how on earth would you categorize this?  

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Human.  But barely.

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The new face of today's GOP.  Now I thought they were hell bent on pushing an agenda identifying people by their birth gender.  But how on earth would you categorize this?  

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unfuckable

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Lol. The polling in Wyoming has been consistent since her vote to impeach. So no, dipshit. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

RIP GOP: March 20, 1854 - August 16, 2022

Why today?  I would say more like sometime in 2016

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

What a twit

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yesterday I guess, whatever

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

The new face of today's GOP.  Now I thought they were hell bent on pushing an agenda identifying people by their birth gender.  But how on earth would you categorize this?  

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

The new face of today's GOP.  Now I thought they were hell bent on pushing an agenda identifying people by their birth gender.  But how on earth would you categorize this?  

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"She doesn't look so bad to me..."

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

The new face of today's GOP.  Now I thought they were hell bent on pushing an agenda identifying people by their birth gender.  But how on earth would you categorize this?  

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Same vibe

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Every single person who casts a vote for this party in any election is a piece of shit.

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This is fucking brilliant -- So apparently, there's not a PA chain grocer called "Wegner's."  There's a Wegman's.  This twitter account was created by someone on the Fetterman campaign just to troll Oz:

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That doesn’t look like a Wegmans, although it’s Pennsylvania so it could be that it follows the tradition of having a way shittier interior than you would expect.

 

*edit * the branding from Fetterman’s post is Wegmans (with altered text) so I guess that is it. I suppose all the Wegmans down here are nicer given that NC is a newer market for them. Closest thing to HEB although it ain’t that by a long shot.

 

*edit edit * I know nobody else cares but actually I still don’t think that’s a Wegmans, unless they carry completely different bagged produce.

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3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Same vibe

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Do you want to play a game?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I had never heard of this and now realize it is from 2009.  This is JUST NOW happening?!?!?!  Our justice system is hopelessly broken and should be ripped down to the foundations.  Spare me @TwiceHorn

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Those guys suck and should DIAF, but at least one was a Dem. 

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