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11 minutes ago, NowThis said:

yet, the Rs would not leave during the Obama years. I so want a D POTUS just so that phrase can be turned around on them.  

it's not gonna be pretty if he wins.

will be worse if he loses.

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Interestingly, I have an acquaintance that claims if the dotard is NOT re-elected she is moving to Mexico.  Yeah, she's not sane.

North Korea would probably take her. 

5 minutes ago, retread said:

 

It's also a good thing that she isn't a brown asylum seeker suspected of a border crossing misdemeanor, as in that case "not following the law" would justify taking her children away and/or throwing her in a concentration camp. 

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4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

she's an uptalker, which is more offensive to me.

Ha ha.  True.

Doesn't seem to vocal fry, so gets a complete pass from me.

I am a former CYO flag football player and cross country runner, and have known to make an appearance on a random Tuesday or Thursday at LA Fitness.

I am this close to making a (Trumpkin) bitch throw down.

It's starting to sound like s Back Page forum in here.  So many strapping athletic guys posting their physical attributes.  If you are  guys are gonna start posting dic pics next, please use the spoiler function.

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

elect Bernie, a self described Democratic SOCIALIST.  But hopes can be dampened by the fact of Obama's 8 years - a black Muslim Israel hating communist -- and the MAGANs survived that. 

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

It's starting to sound like s Back Page forum in here.  So many strapping athletic guys posting their physical attributes.  If you are  guys are gonna start posting dic pics next, please use the spoiler function.

You never listen to the Dan Patrick show?

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

elect Bernie, a self described Democratic SOCIALIST.  But hopes can be dampened by the fact of Obama's 8 years - a black Muslim Israel hating communist -- and the MAGANs survived that. 

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56 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Sadly this is where I am too. 

While I don't enjoy the benefit of looking like the hulk (5'9 about 165), I am a former boxer and powerlifting champion, who still goes to the gym 5 days a week. 

I used to be the type that was perpetually pissed off and looking for a reason to fight.  Fortunately, now that I'm older and have stopped drinking (probably the single greatest factor in my fighting), I've been much better, and happier...no fights in the last 6 years (I'm 48).

But I'm afraid that streak would come to a very sudden stop if I were ever confronted with a racist situation like that.  I hope not, because I'd probably wind up dead, but this shit has me on a razor's edge.

You sound like a long lost little brother...lol.

That was me, with the except it sounds like I got a handle on my temper a little earlier than you.

6 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

It's starting to sound like s Back Page forum in here.  So many strapping athletic guys posting their physical attributes.  If you are  guys are gonna start posting dic pics next, please use the spoiler function.

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29 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If you are  guys are gonna start posting dic pics next, please use the spoiler function.

Spoiler

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Comments are breathtaking.

jesus christ, america is over

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

jesus christ, america is over

Pretty much.  Might as well, what's the phrase, lay back and enjoy it.

Scotch scotch scotch.  Scotchy scotch scotch. 

25 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

jesus christ, america is over

Well, there is an option.  It's pretty extreme, but it may be necessary.  

2 hours ago, Fozzz said:

 

Trump is absolutely a fascist.  I'm glad people are starting to call him that.  It should also apply to the Republican Party. 

52 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

jesus christ, america is over

 

46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pretty much.  Might as well, what's the phrase, lay back and enjoy it.

 

43 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Scotch scotch scotch.  Scotchy scotch scotch. 

Good to have you here, fellas.

55 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

jesus christ, america is over

America is America. There is one particular segment of our population that has known this America since arriving on its shores 400 years ago.

I'm sure this mom thinks the Civil War was about "states' rights," not slavery.

 

58 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Scotch scotch scotch.  Scotchy scotch scotch. 

Why do you hate America?

Move back to Scotland you commie!

Just because these people are chanting things that they have always believed privately doesn’t really mean that much has changed. These people have been here all along trying to drag down progress since the start. We overcome them most of the time but they rear their ugly heads at others. Let’s hope that we overcome them once more in 2020 but also never forget that these terrible people aren’t gone. We can never let our guard down again.

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45 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, there is an option.  It's pretty extreme, but it may be necessary.  

nuking the southeast?

Just now, DixonHur said:

Why do you hate America?

Move back to Scotland you commie!

To be fair, "Jack, Jack, Jack. Jackity, Jack, Jack" would be harder to explain.

He's gonna get caught in the frenzy eventually and call her a "towelhead" or "sand-nword." The crowd will cheer. He'll deny he said it despite it being on tape. And his approval rating will stay the same or improve. This is america.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, "Jack, Jack, Jack. Jackity, Jack, Jack" would be harder to explain.

Hey, all work and no play...

17 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Why do you hate America?

Move back to Scotland you commie!

Because 'bourbon bourbon bourbon. bourbony bourbon' doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

Edit: fuck, kinda beat me to it above

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That’s an amazing clip. Someone in his face telling him a heartbreaking life story and he looks completely bored and not the least bit sympathetic. What a piece of shit. 

9 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Such a great listener:

 

Trump: "I know the area very well. Wanted to build a hotel there but worried about, you know, that Indian burial ground stuff.”

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That’s an amazing clip. Someone in his face telling him a heartbreaking life story and he looks completely bored and not the least bit sympathetic. What a piece of shit. 

It wasn’t about him so of course he was bored.  Fuck he is a turd. . 

41 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He looks annoyed.

Look at this asshole. He's thinking, "blah blah blah, please stop talking!"

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3 minutes ago, retread said:

Look at this asshole. He's thinking, "blah blah blah, please stop talking!"

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"I really want a hamberder right now."

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