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3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’ve run out of synonyms for disgusting and traitorous.
 

Jesus.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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49 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Wish someone from the Right would actually call him out for actually not delivering on his promises. 

Listen to right-wing radio.  The party line is that Trump has delivered on campaign promises more than any POTUS in history.

16 minutes ago, F250 said:

I haven't kept up with the news today. Focused on Game 5 tonight. Go Astros!

Finally read what's going on and caught a minute of Trump's rally.

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today is inning 8 and trump is the fucking rays

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

It still amazes me. Dumb fucking country. 

So we’re a full blown Axis power now all because some fucking misogynist racist assholes in the Midwest couldn’t vote for Hillary.

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9 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

A break from the madness to say hell yes, go Astros!


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Hi Dotard enthusiasts! Your favorite president sides with Russia again. I am in favor of deporting every single fucking one of you that cast a vote for him to Siberia. None of you have a single redeeming quality. You deserve to live out your days shoveling snow in a Siberian hellhole. 

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

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The only thing I like that an Astro has done in the last 30 years. 



The decision to play the famous Prince song pissed off the singer's estate, who in a statement said, "President Trump played Prince’s “Purple Rain” tonight at a campaign event in Minneapolis despite confirming a year ago that the campaign would not use Prince’s music. The Prince Estate will never give permission to President Trump to use Prince’s songs."
1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

Another 99.9% white nazi crowd. Racism built this country and might end it too. 

Fuck no.  We got this.  Those losers are GIANT pussies when push comes shove.  I won’t start shit but I’ll help finish it.  Come at me you god damned traitors.  

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Sue him. That fat fuck will either have to pay an attorney with imaginary money he does not possess or he'll send Rudy to defend him. 

 

 

 

I missed it if it happened, but did they get paid for him showing up? He's got unpaid bills all over the country. I don't blame the mayor demanding payment up front. 

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

They’re dropping receipts!
 

"I talked to Prince last week. Little guy who had some great stories about his time in whatever the great beyond is. Totally gave me permission to use his music which is completely legal and cool."

1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


He is going to pardon everyone involved, and then some, including himself, and then dare the Supreme Court to disallow it.

 

 

By the time they get convicted he will be long gone.  The vast majority of these clowns haven’t even been charged yet.  Just relax and enjoy.  It’s happening.  When Drudge turns on him...

how can you expect to contend in minnesota when you offend prince?

 

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

how can you expect to contend in minnesota when you offend prince?

 

Exactly. There's no amount of bathing in the crystal waters of Lake Minnetonka that will  purify that- instead, it would probably end up killing all of the fish.

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Booing refugees to own the libs!

Well, as any Minnesota politician can tell you...there are two paths to electoral success.  the Kirby Puckett approach or the Bert Blyleven approach.  

He chose...poorly

he's a horrible human being, along with all of his supporters 

“The campaign and the RNC have raised more than $308 million in 2019 alone and have $156 million in the bank. They aim to raise a whopping $1 billion for the re-election. “President Trump has built a juggernaut of a campaign, raising record amounts of money at a record pace,” Parscale boasted in a statement.”

 

That’s an insane amount of money. I wonder where it’s all coming from.

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, as any Minnesota politician can tell you...there are two paths to electoral success.  the Kirby Puckett approach or the Bert Blyleven approach.  

He chose...poorly

Be a fat guy that hits home runs or pitch a killer curveball?  How does that translate to winning MN voters' hearts and minds?

FYI, refugees are LEGAL immigrants because they're vetted, counted, and incorporated. They're not undocumented immigrants.

How these people claim to be Christians is beyond me. 

16 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Be a fat guy that hits home runs or pitch a killer curveball?  How does that translate to winning MN voters' hearts and minds?

I can see your days as a campaign strategist are numbered 

 

9 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

FYI, refugees are LEGAL immigrants because they're vetted, counted, and incorporated. They're not undocumented immigrants.

How these people claim to be Christians is beyond me. 

They fit right in with a number of historical Christian groups. From Oliver Cromwell and his advocacy of Catholic genocide, to the various forms of the Inquisition, to those who forced conversion on groups from the time of Augustine to the present day Manmasi National Christian Army, there are plenty of Christians who live by an odious credo. Modern evangelicalism has shown itself to be hateful, divisive and impious in operation more than enough before Trump that this shouldn't be surprising.

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

“The campaign and the RNC have raised more than $308 million in 2019 alone and have $156 million in the bank. They aim to raise a whopping $1 billion for the re-election. “President Trump has built a juggernaut of a campaign, raising record amounts of money at a record pace,” Parscale boasted in a statement.”

That’s an insane amount of money. I wonder where it’s all coming from.

Tax cuts he gave to the 1%. 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean....sure...but burning a pile of Kindles and iPads just doesn’t have the “cool” factor.

There will be a ton of hipster book burners who only burn paper books because they just love the feel of an actual book as they toss it in the fire and an e book just isn't the same[/i]. 

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2 hours ago, Mapache said:

 

that would have been better if the maga traitors were pelted with tomatoes and rotten garbage as they walked by

2 hours ago, Mapache said:

 

I can't wait to go down to the AAC next Thursday sporting my "Anti-Trump AF" shirt.  Gonna be fun. 

Wait, Dotard didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize that was announced this morning? Shocked, I tell ya. 

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34 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Wait, Dotard didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize that was announced this morning? Shocked, I tell ya. 

Unfair tweets incoming.

32 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Wait, Dotard didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize that was announced this morning? Shocked, I tell ya. 

Dotard:

A lot of people don't know that Albert Nobel invented dynamite.  Dynamite is horrible,  it's awful stuff, explodes, makes a mess and kills people.  Why would I want an award named after such a BAD person.  I called Alford myself (I'm the greatest president in the world, so everyone wants to talk to me!f)  I told him, "Al, you're FAKE PRIZES, so don't even try to give me one".

He cried and BEGGED me to take it but NO MAGA!!!!!!!

15 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

just googled to see.  tommy hicks jr is the son of tom hicks

You needed google to make that connection?

10 hours ago, TornACL said:

People are saying it may have been the greatest phone call in history. Or at least since Paul Revere called people to tell them that the British were coming. 

Little known fact, Paul Revere called the people from the airport white courtesy phone.  A lot of people don’t know that.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I await with baited breath the Post it note from all the Former Students to Rick Perry. That's a lot of X's, though, so maybe a sheet of notebook paper.

 

Getting a letter from his professional school classmates cause they think he is a total fuck up at his job is hilarious. 

This fucking site.

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