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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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4 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Depends on the definition of what "remember" is.

, is

35 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

By all appearances that Kristy Swanson twitter account is legit.  Just incredible look into a scrambled brain.

Still wood

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Dang hard into the paint.

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57 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

How about fried chicken and collard greens? /fuzzy z

Don't forget this.  You know good and well the #MAGA folks are snickering to themselves over this possibility:

 

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She did warn us.
26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"Who?"

 

 

He means that’s Fox & Friends haven’t discussed it.

25 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"Who?"

 

 

To be fair to him, highly doubt Fox has had time to cover it with their 23 hour/day Ocasio-Cortez coverage. 

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Great. She was right about Donald Trump.

And still managed to lose. That's how bad she is at politics.

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Doesn’t she realize the disaster she would have been? The government might even still be open!

Just now, David Dennison said:

Great. She was right about Donald Trump.

And still managed to lose. That's how bad she is at politics.

Yeah she’s a bad politician.  But it took conspiracy with a hostile foreign nation to defeat her. Anyway, done discussing Hillary here or else OnBoard will sniff it out 

Hillary should just troll the shit out of him on Twitter knowing full well he can’t resist. Like taunting your sibling in front of your parents knowing they will be the one getting in trouble and only get more and more mad.

Pretty remarkable it took the intelligence services of the world’s two super powers to stop Hillary from becoming president and she still got millions of more votes than her opponent.

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Good morning, O & G folks.  Your president has cheery greetings for you all:

 

paid $1.70 at costco this weekend.  last time i did that was april of 2016. when obama was still president and no one thought trumpy bear would win. 

DP'd like your sister on saturday night

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14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Hillary should just troll the shit out of him on Twitter knowing full well he can’t resist.

That's one good way to keep his Twitter tantrums off of Warren, Harris, Biden, Beto.  Redirect it at someone who easily gets under his skin but isn't a potential 2020 opponent (except in the minds of Fox News/Onboard/retards).

But I love low gas prices!

And isn’t our new American ethos “Fuck you! I got mine! Shouldn’t have picked such a volatile industry to work for! Go cry about your safe space and just start a whole new career and uproot your family to where the jobs are, snowflakes!”?

Plus, aren’t O&G pretty much Republicans?

PUB TEARSSSSSSSSS

(Disclaimer - this is satire for people who don’t have their sense of humor turned on)

44 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Saw that over the weekend.... It's so hilarious to watch.  This country elected an 8 year old.  Watch his reactions.  "No puppet.  No puppet.  Your'e the puppet!  You're the puppet!".  5 seconds aways from the "I'm the rubber and you're glue..." retort.  And half the country votes for him.... because he talks like me!!!!  

54 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

To be fair to him, highly doubt Fox has had time to cover it with their 23 hour/day Ocasio-Cortez coverage. 

I work with guy who is fairly bright, great job, has an MBA, the whole bit.  He's fairly conservative, though, which is fine.  He is obsessed with Cortez but when I mentioned Steve King the other day, he honestly had no idea who that was.  Conservatives in this country live in a very filtered media bubble.

9 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

This is not insignificant.

Agreed. When the R can't get even the House of Ras to give you good numbers you are in bad shape. 

16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

But I love low gas prices!

And isn’t our new American ethos “Fuck you! I got mine! Shouldn’t have picked such a volatile industry to work for! Go cry about your safe space and just start a whole new career and uproot your family to where the jobs are, snowflakes!”?

Plus, aren’t O&G pretty much Republicans?

PUB TEARSSSSSSSSS

(Disclaimer - this is satire for people who don’t have their sense of humor turned on)
 

It's ironic (to me anyways) that the O&G and ag industries are taking it in the ass in a Trump administration.

Ag industry is starting to realize that they may never recover from some of this.

1 hour ago, staboner said:

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Yep, troll already forgot.  Also conveniently missing was Clinton being investigated by 3 Republicans having affairs.  

Semi-random question.

Didn't someone around here post an all encompassing link to Trump's overriding malfeasance a few weeks ago?  Kind of an idiot's guide to Mueller, fascism, et al?

Asking so I can send it out to some Trumpkins who seem to be willing to open their minds a tad.   Thanks in advance.

 

2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

By all appearances that Kristy Swanson twitter account is legit.  Just incredible look into a scrambled brain.

Yeah she is 100% on the MAGA train. I saw a Christmas Hallmark movie with her in it over the holidays and decided to look her up and discovered that she is a full blown Trumpkin. I had a special relationship with her in my adolescence.

If someone were to Google "Kristy Swanson naked", that person might also learn she appears to still have sand in her vag from a 1992 playboy photo shoot. 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I work with guy who is fairly bright, great job, has an MBA, the whole bit.  He's fairly conservative, though, which is fine.  He is obsessed with Cortez but when I mentioned Steve King the other day, he honestly had no idea who that was.  Conservatives in this country live in a very filtered media bubble.

If its not on Drudge or FNC it didn't happen. Serious.

17 minutes ago, seven said:

If someone were to Google "Kristy Swanson naked", that person might also learn she appears to still have sand in her vag from a 1992 playboy photo shoot. 

I think I have her issue in my garage somewhere.

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Hold on here, she's saying an American soldier was killed in the line of duty on US soil by a Mexican cartel and it didn't even make the news.  Yeah, not sure I'm buying that.

14 minutes ago, F250 said:

If its not on Drudge or FNC it didn't happen. Serious.

FNC covered it.  I believe it was about 37 seconds.

49 minutes ago, F250 said:

Yeah she is 100% on the MAGA train. I saw a Christmas Hallmark movie with her in it over the holidays and decided to look her up and discovered that she is a full blown Trumpkin. I had a special relationship with her in my adolescence.

Deadly Friend was the shit. 

First it was dead Presidents.... now it's the opposition.  Queue the Jlaw.gif.

 

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29 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Hold on here, she's saying an American soldier was killed in the line of duty on US soil by a Mexican cartel and it didn't even make the news.  Yeah, not sure I'm buying that.

The comment:

RIPx3

ARMY Swanson

 

Got me.

 

8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This thread has a bunch of clips. Goat rodeo. 

 

Yeah, Louisiana has been hit hard with the Trumpism.  And New Orleans was already one of the racist cities in the country. 

Wait until he finds out where Rachael Maddow went to school

17 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, the fact that it's not spelled "Kalafate" gives it away.

Califate.

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Wait until he finds out where Rachael Maddow went to school

Bill Clinton as well.

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Wait until he finds out where Rachael Maddow went to school

Is he implying that his crowd has never heard of Oxford? I mean that might be true, but he might as well just come out and call them hillbillies. 

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

Hold on here, she's saying an American soldier was killed in the line of duty on US soil by a Mexican cartel and it didn't even make the news.  Yeah, not sure I'm buying that.

I'm more shocked that major news outlets failed to report that Lt Army was killed but re-spawned 2x. 

Edited by 6th Street

How is it that 6th Street is generally pretty damn funny on every forum but on the football forum he's a black hole that eats light like it's chicken wings?

7 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Is he implying that his crowd has never heard of Oxford? I mean that might be true, but he might as well just come out and call them hillbillies. 

They're probably all confused because they didn't know Mississippi was such a good school

28 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

They're probably all confused because they didn't know Mississippi was such a good school

Entrance exam:  Spell "Mississippi"

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