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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He's the healthiest motherfucker on the planet.  Just ask him.

 

 

By all means, get out there and shake some hands, motherfucker.

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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So wait. Is that doctor saying that it's ok to be making actual physical contact with people after you've been exposed to the virus? That seems.... incorrect. 

In the meantime White House is taking the temperature of the reporters assembling for the Pence presser.

 

New policy is to take temps of anyone in proximity to POTUS or vpotus. 

 

I’m guessing Trump was tested for it already and it came back positive but he threatened anybody that says he has it with a lawsuit.  He doesn’t want to look weak/human by admitting he caught it.

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I’m guessing Trump was tested for it already and it came back positive but he threatened anybody that says he has it with a lawsuit.  He doesn’t want to look weak/human by admitting he caught it.

His NDA game is strong.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

His NDA game is strong.

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12 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

In the meantime White House is taking the temperature of the reporters assembling for the Pence presser.

 

New policy is to take temps of anyone in proximity to POTUS or vpotus. 

 

Odds that any reporter known to be even a minute bit critical of the dotard gets their temperature taken with the “special” temperature scanner?

12 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Odds that any reporter known to be even a minute bit critical of the dotard gets their temperature taken with the “special” temperature scanner?

Looks like Yamiche has a nasty fever! 

13 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

It really is amazing that the greatest generation we ever had, eventually in part raised by far the shitiest generation we ever had.

And if any member of the shitiest generation present here wants to argue with that, my only retort will simply be, you elected Donal Trump to be the president of the United States. Therefore, you are automatically the shittiest generation in all of history. Care to refute? 

It tends to go that way.  Those that sacrifice tend to insulate their progeny from sacrifice.  Add in that the sacrifice of that generation led to unprecedented prosperity and it just gets worse.

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

By all means, get out there and shake some hands, motherfucker.

what in the hell does he have on all these people that have become zombies for him?

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If Fox News thought there was even half a chance of some of their viewers switching off, there is no way they would run those spots.

My understanding is that Fox News cedes to local providers to fill space and they don’t control 100% of the ads. That’s how John Oliver bought the Catheter Cowboy ads in certain regions.  

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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It wasn't named after the beer, but I guess the joke works better that way.

4 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

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He golf's a perfect game, writes a perfect letter, doesn't poop, bowls a 300 every time, born under a double rainbow....... 

 

....and will be buried a perfect 6 feet deep.

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It wasn't named after the beer, but I guess the joke works better that way.

I guess “shares the same name as...” wouldn’t fit. Maybe they could have used smaller font to squeeze it in and meet your level of perfection 



What say you? I’m going with D

How long does it take to get the results back? I'm guessing however long that is, it's a lot shorter for potus.

Best test ever, many are saying the greatest test ever but that’s not for me to say. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Negative.

 

Officially or "convinced a disgraced doctor to say I'm 239 lbs and the healthiest president ever" negative?

Aw, well, nevertheless.


The trump cult is likely to be around long after he dies.

Covid-19 disagrees

He’s so damn oblivious

The wording of the statement is weird.  “He elected to proceed...  the test is negative.”   Wouldn’t surprise me if he took a non-standard  test just to get past this question of whether he was tested or not.

 

“The president has sought for weeks to play down the severity of the outbreak and been especially sensitive about giving the impression that he himself was at risk. Indeed, several advisers to Mr. Trump on Saturday privately expressed irritation at Ms. McDaniel for publicly acknowledging her illness.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/14/us/politics/trump-coronavirus-mar-a-lago.html?action=click

On 3/13/2020 at 10:03 PM, Royal With Cheese said:

Thanks loser. I'm gone from this site for ever. 

You were here 96 posts too long.

Remember when trump was running....he said, and I quote:  “I alone, can fix it”?   Right,

 

 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Red Five said:

How long does it take to get the results back? I'm guessing however long that is, it's a lot shorter for potus.

That is what I don't understand. It was my understanding that to get a definitive positive result it is not going to be overnight but maybe with the automation it is faster. Perhaps Grisham is being coy--the President was actually tested earlier and they waited until the results to make an announcement. If it had been positive they might have gone with a different strategy?

I’m betting he went to the imaginary google site, entered his symptoms and received a negative for coronavirus but positive for dementia comorbid with tertiary syphilis.

8 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I’m betting he went to the imaginary google site, entered his symptoms and received a negative for coronavirus but positive for dementia comorbid with tertiary syphilis.

Who knows? Garry K on point as usual:

 

We're in the midst of a pandemic, but her e-mails. 

 

How about a national day of getting tested for fucking Coronavirus?!

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If this were a movie (“Coronavirus!”) the character of the president would be so laughably unbelievable that it would ruin the movie.

13 minutes ago, Mapache said:

He's such a shithead

 

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. Trump is the biggest piece of shit to ever walk the planet. Thanks boomers. Nice job. 

16 minutes ago, Mapache said:

He's such a shithead

 

To be fair to Trump, poaching German scientists has actually worked out really well for the U.S. in the past.  

For now, at least, the term German Engineered still means something.  Color me shocked the Italian science community isn't on this breakthrough.  

27 minutes ago, Mapache said:

He's such a shithead

 

Well, he wanted our Germans to be better than their Germans.

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Pandemic? What pandemic?

 

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

CV19 is great cover to do all sorts of shady shit. Be on the lookout for more fuckery

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Can't believe they are not going after Obama for wearing a tan suit he wore in the Oval Office and other cherished rooms in the White House and a two button suit at that. If a Republican did that, there would be an endless price to pay. Pathetic!

 

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