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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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6 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

How much can a can of Goya beans cost, ten dollars?

Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pay for it without an ID.  How are you gonna write that check?

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And I've said this numerous times here: nobody is coming to save us.  Nobody is going to help us.

We are on our own, and we are hellbent on self-destruction.

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41 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

More people are unemployed since the Great Depression due to this administration’s failure of leadership with the virus and fucking Ivanka launches an employment campaign titled “Find Something New” - that’s not the Onion, that’s a real thing. It’s the most hilariously out of touch Marie Antoinette bullshit I’ve seen.

That dumb bitch contributes nothing to the world.

4 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

There is no doubt that the day trump dies will become a national holiday. I know I’ll celebrate it. 

It's never going to happen.  Karma is dead.  He's a GD cockroach, or maybe Voldemort.  IDK, maybe a zombie.  He's going to outlive us all.  Sadly.

14 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Like, just get a bullshit job working for your dad or something!

 

What a brilliant slogan! It’s so simple, yet so helpful. Apparently it won out over several other options, including:

”Don’t have a job? Get one!”

”Have you tried exchanging your labor for currency?”

”Get to work.”

“Reach down deep, grab your bootstraps, and pull up.”

“We could use a new Energy Secretary. Send me your resume and I’ll put in a good word.”

”Two Words: Scratch-Offs.”

”Out of work? Demand for trauma nurses is desperate right now so they probably won’t notice if you wing it for a few months.”

“Just ask Russian oligarchs to front you hundreds of millions of dollars, silly!”

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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what a gang of fucking weirdos. 
 

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Omg, i just realized how trump got to the conclusion that we should stop testing and the numbers will go down. It's not even about the numbers, it's about besting Obama, in everything. He thinks that the only reason there were only 4 cases of ebola in the US was because Obama ordered them to stop testing. Clearly there would have been more cases if Obama hadn't halted testing. That's it. He wants the same treatment. What a dumb piece of shit this guy is. 

Product endorsement from senior White House staff, in this case Donald Trump's grown up cum, didn't even slightly surprise me.  The braindead acquiescence to striking the "game-show-host-prize-presenter-fuck-bunny" pose is admittedly astonishing.  Imagine the robotic obedience required to pose like that.  

"Now do the splits on the white Jaguar, roll to your knees, rock your head back and literally spill those beans across your privileged and officially insured tits while we hit the switch on the industrial fan.  Pussy sells, you little pudding gash and Daddy's making cold calls!"

"Tee hee hee.  Okay!"    

What in the ever loving fuck is he talking about? 

7 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

How much can a can of Goya beans cost, ten dollars?

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4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

What in the ever loving fuck is he talking about? 

 

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21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Like, just get a bullshit job working for your dad or something!

 

Let them bale cake!

How long until we see Trump throwing Goya cans and Covid patients?

Wait, so the "they" is the murderers that are in our country now, but we want to send them back to other countries?  Or we won't take "them/they" from the other countries into here, but we used to, but now we do too?  Or were "they" us, the whole time?  Or are Biden and Obama "them" or "us"?  And who is the "we"?

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6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Omg, i just realized how trump got to the conclusion that we should stop testing and the numbers will go down. It's not even about the numbers, it's about besting Obama, in everything. He thinks that the only reason there were only 4 cases of ebola in the US was because Obama ordered them to stop testing. Clearly there would have been more cases if Obama hadn't halted testing. That's it. He wants the same treatment. What a dumb piece of shit this guy is. 

He's actually railing against the H1N1 test program.  Obama shut it down because (a) it wasn't telling them anything they didn't already know and (b) they felt it was suppressing interest in the vaccine that was available.  His health advisers felt those resources could be better deployed on vaccine and education efforts.

43 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's actually railing against the H1N1 test program.  Obama shut it down because (a) it wasn't telling them anything they didn't already know and (b) they felt it was suppressing interest in the vaccine that was available.  His health advisers felt those resources could be better deployed on vaccine and education efforts.

Brett Giroir is losing sleep because he thought it was Fauci that was going to get shitcanned, but given that Giroir stated "none of us lie" in some pushback toward Trump retweeting Chuck Woolery, he might want to head to Walgreen's for some Tums. Fauci has decent approval ratings from the public, but few people could name Giroir but they know testing is a debacle.

21 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Lou Saban...
 

 


http:// https://apple.news/ArXZeAf1HO_6P4JQ0jc0sAA

 

My very first post to the late great shaggybevo.com was entitled "Saban dead" and it was about Lou Saban dying.  A lot of people got pissy with me.

11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

(What in the black beans is going on???)

 

Tonight for dinner, courtesy of Ivanka: Black beans and hot ham water.

Anybody else notice that shadow approaching her from her right?  

Psychological wars...and we’ve lost.

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Tonight for dinner, courtesy of Ivanka: Black beans and hot ham water.

The memes are starting...

 

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The memes are starting...
 

That thread is gold.

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2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

How long until we see Trump throwing Goya cans and Covid patients?

trump throwing Goya cans at covid patients a la Puerto Rico toilet paper toss would be a great gif

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Democrats fascists picking market winners and losers? /tahoe

I just saw this quote, talking about these people.

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In a separate interview published on Tuesday with the conservative website Townhall.com, Mr. Trump falsely claimed that a white couple in St. Louis who confronted peaceful marchers outside their home with guns had been on the verge of being beaten and having their home burned down.

They were going to be beat up badly, and the house was going to be totally ransacked and probably burned down,” Mr. Trump said.

She looks more masculine than he does, probably why he's wearing pink. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Those guys are pretty funny. Their campaign poster with Tucker Carlson is a hoot.

Spoiler

 

 

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The buttplug is surplusage to this joke -- no doubt Kush has had a can rammed up his ass a time or two.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Malpractice social media to get the olds to vote:

 

On this mail in voting point, I am waiting for Trump to get massacred on election day only to not concede until the mail in ballots are counted. 

he's been fucking this ms13 chicken for 4 years.  WHY NOT DONE!!!!1111!!!!

 

The other gangs are gonna be really upset when they find out MS-13 is the only WH-recognized street gang.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he's been fucking this ms13 chicken for 4 years.  WHY NOT DONE!!!!1111!!!!

 

So in other words, he forgot to mention MS-13 at his rally in the rose garden yesterday so he'll do that today. 

17 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

From the police, to ICE agents, 
To the suburbs rife with guns! 
God bless America, 
And bail bondsmen.

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