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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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We have more than enough pigs and cattle, but not enough healthy labor to get them dead, dismembered, and delivered 

Sounds like a good match for the protesters that supposedly want to work, yeah?
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    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

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    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

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    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I checked for bandanas a couple of weeks back online when I wasn't having any of luck locally and it was ridiculous.   So I went to Walmart and bought the old fashioned cloth diapers.  I think I paid around$4 for a package of 3 dozen.

Should have just gotten maxi pads and stuck 'em to your face.

Just now, gmr548 said:


Sounds like a good match for the protesters that supposedly want to work, yeah?

I don’t know how badly I would want them around a bunch of sharp knives and bone saws 

My main curiosity is wondering what types of jobs the protesters actually have. 

5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

How do y’all not know this movie?

 

I don't know but Katharine said to tell you hello.

38 deaths in Lubbock County, that is more than Travis county and just behind Bexar, Tarrant and Dallas. 

Nursing homes got hit really bad and then this morning there is a report that the biggest nurse home in town just had 2 staffers and 1 resident test positive. Lubbock may see 100 deaths come Mid-May.

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My main curiosity is wondering what types of jobs the protesters actually have. 

I wonder about that for nearly every poster on this site. 

Are you high or something? You have been babbling like a fool making no sense all day.

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1 minute ago, Bash Riprock said:

I run Texags  for a living.

Hi, Billy.

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Damn. You and your avatar again...

Evidently avatar lives around Blanco and my neighbor works at H-E-B in Bulverde. Caused quite a stir with the ladies while shopping a few months ago. Some guys never lose it. Bastards!

Old tee, cut off sleeve, put on head. 

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I have some surgical masks and will give a couple to anyone willing to come to west Houston - Katy Freeway and Beltway 8. Don’t know if the mask shortage has been largely resolved in the last two weeks.

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Awesome. Wife texted me and said Georgia was going to open hair and tattoo parlors. I was looking at flights and tattoos and if I get shitfaced enough to get a tat I might not care about my hair.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh sure. Speaking of...need to get on my United Airlines app and track my next mule from Columbia. 
What’s your excuse? 

Meth Dicks in his ears at all times.

So the wife (no pics, preverts) has pink eye.  We're fairly sure (due to lack of fever, respiratory crap, cough, and the fact that we haven't been anywhere) that it's not covid induced.  But that shit sucks nonetheless.

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3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

So the wife (no pics, preverts) has pink eye.  We're fairly sure (due to lack of fever, respiratory crap, cough, and the fact that we haven't been anywhere) that it's not covid induced.  But that shit sucks nonetheless.

It can be the first symptom if she was infected in the eye first. Get it checked. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

So you're shitfaced?

*Rimshot deej.....

Started out shartfaced, then things took a turn for the worst...

2 minutes ago, RayDog said:

It can be the first symptom if she was infected in the eye first. Get it checked. 

That's what I read.  She did.  Doc thinks it's just pink eye (until there are other symptoms).   Fingers crossed, all the same.

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34 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Old tee, cut off sleeve, put on head. 

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today i learned BBQ2Bayou is Gordon Ramsey.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Apparently isolating family units together in their homes does not slow the spead in arkie, if you know what i mean

It's because family members in arky been spreading them for each other for years, know what I mean Vern?

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Should have just gotten maxi pads and stuck 'em to your face.

Tried it.... can't breathe through those damned things.

11 minutes ago, dcbc said:

So the wife (no pics, preverts) has pink eye.  We're fairly sure (due to lack of fever, respiratory crap, cough, and the fact that we haven't been anywhere) that it's not covid induced.  But that shit sucks nonetheless.

Pool boy farted on her pillow.

Just now, gmr548 said:

Pool boy farted on her pillow.

But we don't have a pool?

 

Wait a minute!

 

 

9 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

today i learned BBQ2Bayou is Gordon Ramsey.

Or the pedo suit meme guy 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh sure. Speaking of...need to get on my United Airlines app and track my next mule from Columbia. 
What’s your excuse? 

Why is your mule coming from South Carolina or Missouri? 

Or NYC I guess 

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8 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Shit - 3 bills for a family of four to get 5 days' protection. Normally I'm all "fuck it" on shit like this but that even gives me pause.

May need to invest in some blue shop towels.

I Have P100 resps and like the n95 they have a bladder air release, filtered in, unfiltered out.  I bet plain old dust masks or bandanas do equally or even better than those.  Thats considering the likely rarity of floating virus in the public (here anyways) and that masking in public is mostly about preventing sick/non symptomatic from spreading, over actually protecting the large majority from inhaling virus.   

51 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Tried it.... can't breathe through those damned things.

 

i had no problem breathing.  but when i took them off, it looked like i earned my red wings.  must've been doing something wrong.

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

True that. To be fair didn’t realize The Boz posts here. His tailgate near LBJ is sweet. Even though he is kinda old and shit he’s probably the nicest person I’ve met that was a Sooner.

Easy now sugar britches.

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Undefeated? 

Two pet cats have tested positive for coronavirus in New York state, the first pets in the US to contract the infection, say officials.
The felines, which are based in two different parts of New York state, both had mild respiratory symptoms, but are expected to recover.
Scientists think it unlikely that a pet could transmit coronavirus to a person.
Previously, seven lions and tigers at the Bronx Zoo tested positive for the virus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52390769

 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Undefeated? 

Two pet cats have tested positive for coronavirus in New York state, the first pets in the US to contract the infection, say officials.
The felines, which are based in two different parts of New York state, both had mild respiratory symptoms, but are expected to recover.
Scientists think it unlikely that a pet could transmit coronavirus to a person.
Previously, seven lions and tigers at the Bronx Zoo tested positive for the virus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52390769

 

Undefeated?

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

That's what I read.  She did.  Doc thinks it's just pink eye (until there are other symptoms).   Fingers crossed, all the same.

Did she eat that booty like groceries?

23 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:

Pro tip: The lines at Central Market on north Lamar seem to be shorter later in the day.  Not sure if this holds true for other stores or not.

Yeah, the olds in the area around there seem to do their shopping earlier in the day.

I like to jog around the ponds/filtration system behind that Central Market, and it's been cool to see long take-out/drive-through lines at Taco Shack (and Rudy's has stayed busy as well).

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

What we, I mean, you gents should be concerned about is that Cinco de Mayo actually falls on a Tuesday this year! And we are in like fucking Covid isolation shit. Taco Fucking Tuesday! 

I hate it when cuatro de cinco falls on a Monday. 

2 hours ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Old tee, cut off sleeve, put on head. 

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Do you wear it under the helmet when you're cruising the LA freeways with Ponch?

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

As long as they stay six feet apart.

They only the Thunder Birds will be allow to fly.  
 

Fly Navy!
 

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Fuck.  Wife and kids have half-adopted this neighborhood stray the neighbors cared for before they moved.  Been nice knowing everyone.

Fuck cats. 

Get money?

So, y'know how they say washing hands for 20 seconds is 2 "Happy Birthday"s?

It's also one "Texas Fight" up to the break:

Texas fight, Texas fight
And it's good-bye to A&M (5 sec)
Texas fight, Texas fight
Let's put over one more win (10 sec)
Texas fight, Texas fight
For it's Texas that we love best (15 sec)
Hey, Hey, the gang's all here!
And it's good-bye to all the rest! (20 sec)

Research has concluded that this also helps to prevent Soonerpneumonia and Aggie "Whoop"-ing Cough.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

NYC FRIENDS: zomg there's a hurricane hitting us. 

EVERYONE ELSE: Hey remember that ACTUAL hurricane that hit us?

Question: it appears we can social distance well enough to flatten the curve, and not slam hospitals so bad that they get overwhelmed. But over the next 18-24 months... like 70% of people are still going to get the 'rona, right? 

1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

Only if you like loose women.

They’re all loose if your small enough.

 

Wait, what I meant to say was, none of them are loose if you’re big enough.

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