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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Well now I've got that earworm playing in my head.

Could be a lot worse.  Here, try their cover of "Dreams" for an even tastier distraction:

 

 

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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

  • Bama Chick
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    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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12 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
The belief that true Christianity is a fundamentalist belief system, and that Catholicism is evil heresy opposed to that and is an enemy among us, is not new.  At all.  Wanna know the literal standard-bearers of that belief? 
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This isn't hard, people.  Everything the MAGA crowd stands for already exists as an established set of beliefs.  And that set of beliefs wears white pointy hats.

Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

In SEVEN days.
 

And in person school started for a lot of the country in these days

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

fucking lulz. god damned idiots. fucking cliche. 

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The purebloods, white power types are never a living embodiment of any supremacy or purity. Every fucking time.
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That person right there is evidence there is a *fifth blood type: NO.  Just NO.

 

*RH factor not included.

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is just a bunch of really fucking stupid people.  Stupidity doesn't care if you are black, white, gay, straight, male or female.  They are all stupid.

Get fucked, fozzz.

 

Why you haf to be mad? Literally just posting covid related news. I was told by you these morons were all white MAGA clowns. Doesn't seem to be the case in that video.

 

*And I agree they're stupid.

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Curious what yinz guy’s opinion is on football stadiums and transmission.  I decided to not go to the psu-auburn game this weekend because the chance of catching it and then transmitting it to my unvaccinated 5 year old seemed like an unnecessary risk. I feel like the risk of me, vaccinated with pfizer in May, catching it in an open air stadium is fairly low. Two weeks ago I wouldn’t have thought much about it, but with WV now leading the pack in cases per capita, it only seems like a matter of a week or two until rural PA is frothing with covid. 

Yadda yadda timeline yadda yadda haha yadda yadda cry cry.

 

Here you go @Captainant  Looks like Long Covid kid fears overblown. 

 

 
Just a bunch of trumpie racists going the way of the GOP voter base. See ya.

 

fucking lulz. god damned idiots. fucking cliche. 
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Dave Mustaine had really let himself go.
4 minutes ago, brakeman said:
 
Just a bunch of trumpie racists going the way of the GOP voter base. See ya.

 

“My dad didn’t have a fighting chance” is one way to say “he couldn’t shoot it”

 

This guy Flynn is fucking dangerous.

 

 

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Hey, @Satoshi. Is that you GR?

continue to fuck off.

 

COVID is killing young people in their 20’s. This is the worst ABG I’ve ever seen and the patient is only mid 20’s

 

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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over/under we see her in the faafo thread?

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

over/under we see her in the faafo thread?

No odds, but I wouldn't mind seeing her physically maimed for, oh, 6 months or so, then for her to spew some shit how she beat it, only to have long haul covid just disintegrate her lungs one morning.  

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

fucking lulz. god damned idiots. fucking cliche. 

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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Hey, @Satoshi. Is that you GR?

continue to fuck off.

 

COVID is killing young people in their 20’s. This is the worst ABG I’ve ever seen and the patient is only mid 20’s

 

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Great. You posted an ABG of someone that is pretty much dead. Mid 20s, dying of covid is almost certainly very obese or has other major health problems. What are you trying to prove exactly?

Fuck off

 Don't care if morbidly obese and asthmatic.

They didn't need to die. 

11 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

Great. You posted an ABG of someone that is pretty much dead. Mid 20s, dying of covid is almost certainly very obese or has other major health problems. What are you trying to prove exactly?

The same poster.

Thanks for that, it’s crazy here. It’s like the peak last year but with 20-50 year olds instead of 50-80. But this time nearly every death was preventable.

Hey y'all that keep iggy lists, it's gonna need an update.

Welcome back GR. May your stay be brutish and short.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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7 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Before the fracas developed last night, the discussion on various groups and the vaccination percentages, one group that isn't talked about a lot are pregnant women. Pregnant women in the age range of 18-49 are not well represented: only about 25% have received at least one shot. That's the national number according to the Texas Tribune and for the age group as a whole--61% are vaccinated (the Texas % is lower). It's having an effect as more mothers are ending up severely ill, hospitalized, and some are dying. This is one group where the fear factor looms large for so many reasons.

 

Pregnant women?  Who gives a fuck what happens to them!  Now those poor innocent fetuses inside those flesh covered incubators… that is a true tragedy if even one of those clumps of cells loses a finger nail…unless of course they are brown.

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Dallas man, early 30s, Army vet. Had Covid, was unvaccinated, now has convinced 60 people to get the vaccine.  This is a pretty good video/story to send to anybody you know who is hesitant about getting the vaccine.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Dallas man, early 30s, Army vet. Had Covid, was unvaccinated, now has convinced 60 people to get the vaccine.  This is a pretty good video/story to send to anybody you know who is hesitant about getting the vaccine.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/rockwall-man-shares-covid-19-hospitalization-fight-encourage-others-vaccinated-before-its-too-late/287-7ce1e8fd-e3a2-49e8-ba2c-305f1ccf918b

GRUHorn/satoshi/whatever ain’t gonna like this story. Complicates the mission.

".@50cent’s very interesting theory about @NickiMinaj’s cousin’s friend’s swollen balls!"

I remember a time when reading this sentence would have surprised or confused me.

 

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Clay Travis, failed sports writer and wannabe right wing agitator, is showing his ass on Twitter. 
 

 

I wouldn’t call Travis a “failed sports writer.” Unfortunately.

17 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I wouldn’t call Travis a “failed sports writer.” Unfortunately.

Anyone who spends this much energy on political bullshit instead of sports tells me he has no ability to retain an audience with just sports. I sure don’t see guys like Bruce Feldman or Ken Rosenthal doing that

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Anyone who spends this much energy on political bullshit instead of sports tells me he has no ability to retain an audience with just sports. I sure don’t see guys like Bruce Feldman or Ken Rosenthal doing that

Well he’s moved on to politics full time now. But I don’t think it’s because he couldn’t retain an audience-he founded Outkick and built it into a pretty big college football brand-but because he’s a professional troll who found he could have an even bigger audience in politics, where people eat that schtick up.

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It has become embarrassing to tell people I'm from here.

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47 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

Wow they punched a girl. Wonder if that made them feel manly.

40 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

It has become embarrassing to tell people I'm from here.

I’m traveling to the east coast this weekend and the west coast next and I’m working on a whole backstory in case someone asks where I’m from. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

I’m traveling to the east coast this weekend and the west coast next and I’m working on a whole backstory in case someone asks where I’m from. 

“I was born…a poor black child”

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I bought some Texas centric t-shirts from Tumbleweed Texstyles that I refuse to wear now.  Just donated them 

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m traveling to the east coast this weekend and the west coast next and I’m working on a whole backstory in case someone asks where I’m from. 

At this point instead of saying I am from Texas I might just say I am from North Korea, Iran, Yemen, The Democratic Republic of Congo, or some other place less embarrassing than saying I live in Texas.  

At this point instead of saying I am from Texas I might just say I am from North Korea, Iran, Yemen, The Democratic Republic of Congo, or some other place less embarrassing than saying I live in Texas.  

But my girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.
At this point instead of saying I am from Texas I might just say I am from North Korea, Iran, Yemen, The Democratic Republic of Congo, or some other place less embarrassing than saying I live in Texas.  
Alabama, Mississippi are also preferable sadly.

Which raises the point, Texas is running full speed into becoming a regressive shithole, banning abortion, restricting voting rights, locking up brown people, and even that is not enough for the secessionist.

If you say you're from Austin, I've found that people give you the benefit of the doubt. They'll tell you how great Austin is and then you can complain together about the rest of the state.

13 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

At this point instead of saying I am from Texas I might just say I am from North Korea, Iran, Yemen, The Democratic Republic of Congo, or some other place less embarrassing than saying I live in Texas.  

My go to is Greater Mogadishu. I work in the shipping industry. 

 

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13 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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Hey, @Satoshi. Is that you GR?

continue to fuck off.

 

COVID is killing young people in their 20’s. This is the worst ABG I’ve ever seen and the patient is only mid 20’s

 

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That’s either a venous blood gas which is still bad or that was drawn off a dead person.

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