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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]


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21 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

also consider these boneheads travel to multiple rallies like the grateful fucking dead.  no way there's 1/3 new, unregistered people, and likely also not 1/3 that haven't already been to several other puppet shows over the past year.

Well, it is the only circus available.

 

Th elephant dances real funky

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The Bible was very specific about the first Tuesday in November, Provided it followed a November Monday.  And only in the United States, which is a nation of Israelites heavily discussed in the second testament.  

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7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Congratulations Republicans, you’ve allowed your party to become a christofascist death cult of white patriarchal supremacy mostly out of political expediency because all your ideas are trash. 

I'm a touch rusty with my Revelations, but if you're claiming that Donald Trump's gaining power will bring about the Second Coming, then aren't you saying that Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ?

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8 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm a touch rusty with my Revelations, but if you're claiming that Donald Trump's gaining power will bring about the Second Coming, then aren't you saying that Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ?

No, no, no, Obama was the Anti-Christ that began the end times and Trump's is God's imperfect vessel that will usher forth the war over the Holy Land. After Christians win the Holy Land once and for all, we will enter a period of absolute peace for 1,000 years before everyone is called on up.

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1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

This should have been Bloomberg's role since the beginning. He has no charisma, so money spent on his own campaign was just a waste . On the other hand his net worth has increased about $38 billion in the last 10 years so he cant possibly spend it all anyway. He has the kind of money dotard rubs his tiny orange pecker dreaming about. 

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1 hour ago, thepop said:

soooo trump's campaign is broke

 

It's broke the same way his charities were broke. He is stealing from it.

The thieves running his campaign wouldn't have stolen so much for themselves without Trump setting mark.

He owes $400,000,000. This is his last bailout for himself. Once he leaves the White House, he's of little use to international powers who will be afraid to launder money through Trump's closely watched finances. He may be able to generate a TV empire on the back of OAN where his cult could provide huge ratings, but $400m isn't just going to spring into his hands nor will his creditors likely be very patient.

If he can't rob his campaign, He will see his name taken off every property he has or licensed. 

He's robbing his campaign and the Justice Department doesn't care.

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1 hour ago, Eastwood said:

No, no, no, Obama was the Anti-Christ that began the end times and Trump's is God's imperfect vessel that will usher forth the war over the Holy Land. After Christians win the Holy Land once and for all, we will enter a period of absolute peace for 1,000 years before everyone is called on up.

So we got that going for us. Which is nice. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Great businessman, people. 

It’s not just that he’s had several failed businesses, it’s the types of business he’s crashed into the mountain. He’s not a failed restauranteur, he has somehow managed to bankrupt a nyc real estate company and a casino. A CASINO!!!  The thing his friend Shelley runs so profitably that he can give 75 million to a Trump PAC on a whim. 

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1 hour ago, thepop said:

soooo trump's campaign is broke

 

They’ve had dozens of people hooking up their milking machines to that cash udder for years and she’s just about dried up. 

We’ll find out over the next few years who was good at hiding where the money was going and who wasn’t. 

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18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s not just that he’s had several failed businesses, it’s the types of business he’s crashed into the mountain. He’s not a failed restauranteur, he has somehow managed to bankrupt a nyc real estate company and a casino. A CASINO!!!  The thing his friend Shelley runs so profitably that he can give 75 million to a Trump PAC on a whim. 

He went broke trying to sell steaks, football and gambling to Americans.  I suspect a 5 year old could succeed with those products.

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45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Speaking of:

 

when asking the general question "how the f did they spend over a billion dollars?" i think we need to consider two distinct possibilities:

-they never actually had that much

-they never actually spent that much

either they somehow inflated their totals (25x match!) or there's money hiding somewhere.  shit, probably both.  this is very on-brand for anything trump-related.

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