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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Sam Effing Elliott!

 

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He'd probably say this is what Trump and Pence are:

 

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Joe Biden should offer to loan Trump's campaign $100M.

59 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Sam Effing Elliott!

 

I hate anything that reminds me that Biden is a close talker. It’s all I see in that ad. 

57 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He'd probably say this is what Trump and Pence are:

Watching that commercial makes me pine to have Sam say this to The Donald:

 

Sam Effing Elliott!
 

And that’s how you bring out the big guns.

Can’t wait to hear a Trump ad (on AM radio, as that’s all he can afford) narrated by Scott Baio.
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And that’s how you bring out the big guns.

Can’t wait to hear a Trump ad (on AM radio, as that’s all he can afford) narrated by Scott Baio.

And the Dilbert guy! Woohoo!

So the gop’s big October surprise was Guliani getting ahold of a laptop that Biden’s son supposedly left in the shop of a blind computer repairman in Delaware while living in California. Meanwhile the New York Times just keeps lobbing Molotov cocktails at the trump campaign and Trump is becoming more unhinged by the day. 

i wish I had more confidence in there not being any fuckery with the election so I could sit back and enjoy the ride a bit more. 

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28 minutes ago, heso said:

So the gop’s big October surprise was Guliani getting ahold of a laptop that Biden’s son supposedly left in the shop of a blind computer repairman in Delaware while living in California. Meanwhile the New York Times just keeps lobbing Molotov cocktails at the trump campaign and Trump is becoming more unhinged by the day. 

i wish I had more confidence in there not being any fuckery with the election so I could sit back and enjoy the ride a bit more. 

You forgot Lesley Stahl donkey punching him in to submission.

In the next 2 weeks Trump will announce a vaccine is almost ready but he has to win otherwise it won't be completed. 100%

1 hour ago, thepop said:

In the next 2 weeks Trump will announce a vaccine is almost ready but he has to win otherwise it won't be completed. 100%

The only people stupid enough to believe such things already have their maga hat. 

7 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm a touch rusty with my Revelations, but if you're claiming that Donald Trump's gaining power will bring about the Second Coming, then aren't you saying that Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ?

Was wondering when someone was going to mention that.

 

6 hours ago, thepop said:

In the next 2 weeks Trump will announce a vaccine is almost ready but he has to win otherwise it won't be completed. 100%

“Biden wants to take away your VACCINES” is going to be slightly uncomfortable to the people that wound up in Q via the anti-vaxxer funnel.

36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

The 538 polls are really good today.

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On 10/15/2020 at 9:49 PM, washparkhorn said:

Fake news.

The Tax Policy Center, which your link references, based their opinion on Biden's March 2020 tax plan. 

They have since corrected their analysis to reflect the fact that Biden has now safe harbored income below $400k from an increased tax burden. https://www.taxpolicycenter.org/publications/updated-analysis-former-vice-president-bidens-tax-proposals

Guy Benson - the author of your tweet - is dead wrong. He should know better, but he's gotta get paid, I suppose.

Hey wanted to circle back here. Sorry, I took a break for a few days from my hate mail. I come to the site a lot less when our football team sucks donkey dick. 
 

Mea culpa. It appears you are right. The links included in the original tweet didn’t include the updated assessment of the tax plan. Didn’t think to look for update. I’ll be more careful. 

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1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

I come to the site a lot less when our football team sucks donkey dick. 

Now I’m seriously reconsidering if I want Tom fired and Urban hired  🤔

5 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

VERY stressful toy to play with. 
 

 

 

 

This is incredible analytic design and I hate this toy so hard

10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Now I’m seriously reconsidering if I want Tom fired and Urban hired  🤔

Let's not get carried away, but I understand. 

24 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I’ll be more careful. 

Narrator: He wasn't.

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

He didn't like her tone. He's such a whiny assed titty baby.

He damn near walked out on Savannah Guthrie.

44 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

VERY stressful toy to play with. 
 

 

 

 

 

Assign Florida to Biden and take a look at what happens if you need a pick-me-up.

Just now, BradInATX said:

 

Assign Florida to Biden and take a look at what happens if you need a pick-me-up.

Yeah but it’s Florida. 

Pope says civil unions for gays.  Put here because all the supposed social conservative positioning of the church as justification for bigotry under Trump.

 


 

 

This tool would be better if you could adjust the probabilities of an individual state. It's either definite Biden/Trump win or whatever they choose based on Silver's probabilities. It would be more fun to adjust the probabilities of an individual state (like Florida - which Silver indicates is a key to determining the winner) and see the impact on the overall election. It would allow me to adjust Florida to Trump being "slightly favored" and seeing the impact rather than Trump DEFINITELY winning and the impact.

Don't tell me how to live my life, Nate!

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Donald may deliver an active coup de gras to GOP national power when his loss becomes absolutely inevitable. I agree with those who have already written that Trump will burn the GOP down as he leaves. He won't do it by attacking the party but by pointing out those senators and representatives whom have let him down.

He'll make them poison to the cult, cost many of them their seats, and take final grip of the majority of the party which he'll use as the foundation of a TV network. His support will be essential to any candidate in any red state. Think of the money he could make from political media buys (overcharged) and other commercial time sold to desperate GOPs. 

This assumes he doesn't go to prison, but even then he could have an empire as the martyred president. 

But first, blame he'll blame others for his losses. We've seen the stories on this and other threads. He'll villify Moscow Bitch Mitch, will that be enough to take Mitch down? Will he turn on Lindsay?

"I made this country great again with the greatest economy in the history of economies. I gave the GOP control of the House and Senate and they were too stupid to hold them. They should have stuck by me and they'd all have their jobs. Now, without me, the party is all but dead. I'm the only one who can bring it back."

Take it away, Elton!

Donny and Deps

Oh their dumb and deplorable

But Donny he's really keen.

Duh duh Donny and the deps.

11 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Pope says civil unions for gays.  Put here because all the supposed social conservative positioning of the church as justification for bigotry under Trump.

The Church has no substantive influence over its Trumpist members. I know devout Cathloic Trumpers who insist the Second Amendment is a Christian principle. That notion is completely incoherent and made it clear that these fuckers are just stamping “Jesus Approved!” willy-nilly on whatever dumb, clearly heretical shit they want to believe.

@BehoId, The Underminer!, why does that 538 map stress you out? If anything, it's a good demonstration of how many paths Biden has to winning and what a needle Trump has to thread to win. 

Realistic swing states that a Biden win gives him >90% chance to win the election: MI, PA, WI, OH, FL, AZ. He holds leads in all five of those. His leads in the Rust Belt and AZ are strong. And yeah I understand that they all move together and so Biden losing PA means he probably lost MI/WI/FL too. But Arizona is a much different place than the Rust Belt; those are two very distinct paths to winning in very different ways. 

To get Trump to 90%+ with the swing states you have to give him AZ, FL, OH, and PA. 

 

What this map does do well is demonstrate the paths for an early celebration on election night. If any of PA, NC, GA, FL, or WI are called for Biden, the race is effectively over. IMO this map does a good job demonstrating how tough a Trump victory is.

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

VERY stressful toy to play with. 
 

 

 

 

That's pretty fucking cool. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

That's pretty fucking cool. 

Is there a cheat code?  I suck at these things.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is there a cheat code?

South Carolina or Georgia for Biden.

OH or FL for Trump. 

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This might be the least surprising piece of info in this election cycle. 

 

8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

@BehoId, The Underminer!, why does that 538 map stress you out? If anything, it's a good demonstration of how many paths Biden has to winning and what a needle Trump has to thread to win. 

Realistic swing states that a Biden win gives him >90% chance to win the election: MI, PA, WI, OH, FL, AZ. He holds leads in all five of those. His leads in the Rust Belt and AZ are strong. And yeah I understand that they all move together and so Biden losing PA means he probably lost MI/WI/FL too. But Arizona is a much different place than the Rust Belt; those are two very distinct paths to winning in very different ways. 

To get Trump to 90%+ with the swing states you have to give him AZ, FL, OH, and PA. 

 

What this map does do well is demonstrate the paths for an early celebration on election night. If any of PA, NC, GA, FL, or WI are called for Biden, the race is effectively over. IMO this map does a good job demonstrating how tough a Trump victory is.

Yep. Give Biden Michigan alone, and it's 98%. Pennsylvania 97%. North Carolina 99%. Not altogether... each state individually. 

Trump flipping CA must break the simulations brain, but Biden flipped AL does not appear to. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yep. Give Biden Michigan alone, and it's 98%. Pennsylvania 97%. North Carolina 99%. Not altogether... each state individually. 

I missed Michigan. 

 

Yeah, there are numerous single state flips that result in a landslide Biden's way; appears trumps requires combinations to stretch 270+. 

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41 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Pope says civil unions for gays.  Put here because all the supposed social conservative positioning of the church as justification for bigotry under Trump.

 


 

 

 

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

VERY stressful toy to play with. 
 

 

 

 

It’s insane to me how Virginia is >99% for Biden. 
The shift of that state in my adult lifetime is pretty darn amazing.

I don’t know why that jumped out at me, but it did.

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