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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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5 minutes ago, heso said:

Dammit imamac i just ran out of daily rep for the first time ever. Can’t we unlimit the rep for this occasion. 

Join tree fidy, unlimited rep. 
 

and it supports a degenerate cause. 

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7 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

LOL at him thinking Jack Dorsey gives a shit about his feelings. 

5 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Question:

When Biden wins tonight, is TTomTerrific going to come and remove me from Texas?

The Coward @TtomTerrific isn't going to do a thing but yell louder at the clouds.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Someone said the later votes in AZ should be more pro Biden is that not true any longer?

I said it. But more pro Biden as in trump 53/47 instead of Trump 59/41. Trump will keep gaining for a while. 

Fuck you, Newt, you cocksucker

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Tomorrow morning I think. They are literally taking their sweet ass time.

Nevada doesn’t want to be the death blow for trump.  It seems like none of the states want that distinction.

Trump speaking. Using numbers to make his case...

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Rumor has it Putin in Russia may very likely step down in 2021 due to health concerns.

Edit: not a joke but hasn't been confirmed

Probably reason for his can’t prosecute a former President legislation 

Is Savannah fully reported or are there votes left there?

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Is there anyone NOT still just a little bit nervous about this??

NNN and edging teaches restraint. 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Fuck you, Newt, you cocksucker

He is such a bullshit artist. Straight out liar. He said this is as important as Gettysburg. 

7 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Ya gotta tree fiddy that shit bro. 

 

3 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

Tree-fiddy has unlimited rep

 

Well I guess that’s what I get for outting myself as a cheapskate. Done

15 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Trump can make up 50,000 votes?  That seems like a lot for him.

46k down now with 194k remaining. Trump was 68.5k down 8 hours ago.

2 hours until ( hopefully) a very blue Georgia dump.

lets finally take the lead in a damn state. 

20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

1902 vote lead for trump in Georgia. 

COME ON DOWN!!!

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Is he the Doogie Howser of republican politics?

I'm going to take the dogs out, so it will happen in the next 2 minutes.

22 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

It wasn’t even a contest except in podunk caucus states where the winner is whoever can find 15,000 zealots willing to spend 7 hours browbeating strangers about politics  (Bernie wheelhouse).

Those same states don't have any black people either.  It was hilarious to see reality smack the Bros right between their eyes when states that weren't 90%+ honkey started voting.

2 minutes ago, heso said:

 

Well I guess that’s what I get for outting myself as a cheapskate. Done

Don’t worry you can always cancel in a week

2 minutes ago, mycox said:

46k down now with 194k remaining. Trump was 68.5k down 8 hours ago.

Did Helobious tag you in or something?

Al Gore says supreme court rules the law. 

6 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Little creep knows he’s safe for 4 years. 

Not four.  Two.

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Is that the kid from Jerry McGuire? Or is that kid like 40 now?

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16 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Ted Cruz is saying the Democrats are actively rigging the results in PA.

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3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Every time I see this pic I can't believe it's real. Dude is a straight up Nickelodeon cartoon.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Those same states don't have any black people either.  It was hilarious to see reality smack the Bros right between their eyes when states that weren't 90%+ honkey started voting.

Bernie ain’t a good fit for people who buy NBA jerseys.

I mean, if you tell me Biden will win the presidency and I can pick my combo for the final states, I’m going to want Fox News to look shitty.
I want them to call it first and piss off potus while keeping the cult less crazy
Just now, washparkhorn said:

He is such a bullshit artist. Straight out liar. He said this is as important as Gettysburg. 

Which wasn't all that important. Fall of Atlanta had much more effect. As one pompous windbag to another, Newt should have known that. He just said Gettysburg because it had a damn 90s movie made about it, and he is nothing if not stuck in the 90s.

Video of PA, AZ, NV trying to decide who calls first...

 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Is he the Doogie Howser of republican politics?

Doogie was tougher and more manly.

6 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

 

The Gritty memes are slaying me.

2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Not four.  Two.

Aren’t we 2 years in to his 6?

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Every time I see this pic I can't believe it's real. Dude is a straight up Nickelodeon cartoon.

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6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Somebody remind Cruz that DOTARD said his wife was ugly and he doesn't need to carry Cheeto's water anymore.

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I seriously don't understand this. I know self-preservation in politics dictates all actions, but this is the dude that made him cry 4 years ago, embarrassed him at every turn, insulted his wife, and has his balls in a drawer in the Oval Office since then. Would using this opportunity to get a little payback and show a backbone really be political suicide?

i wonder if all the members of the dipshit brigade who creamed themselves over pics of liberals embarrassingly expressing their disappointment and rage after the 16 election realize that all these fucking pathetic cocksuckers irresponsibly and with no credibility or evidence scattershot accusing some mythical ghost of impropriety and fraud in these vote counts are so much...so much more.  lawsuits to try and stop counting, fake declarations of victory, crying on oann and fox relentlessly about something that they have no basis for...can you possibly imagine how much shit those people would have lost if clinton had acted like this in 2016? 

no sense of irony or shame of course so they just shrug it all off...

Just now, Wax Beer Cup said:

Aren’t we 2 years in to his 6?

Godammit.  You're right.  

18 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

ShOuLd HaVe NoMiNaTeD BeRnIe or WaRreN!

Motherfuckers, we nominated Joe fucking Biden specifically for what this tweet says.

Goddamn right 

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

That kid is going to be meme gold

15 minutes ago, heso said:

Dammit imamac i just ran out of daily rep for the first time ever. Can’t we unlimit the rep for this occasion. 

 

13 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Ya gotta tree fiddy that shit bro. 

I ran out too. If I send in another tree fiddy do I get more?

Is THIS A GODDAMN CARWASH BECAUSE I HAVE A SHITLOAD OF QUARTRERZ!

Ahem

Ok I'll be ok

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

Rest well you ornery mfer 

1 minute ago, Your Mom said:

Godammit.  You're right.  

Wish I wasn’t in this case 😀

I can’t believe this even has to be said, but good for him 

 

Just now, sidis said:

i wonder if all the members of the dipshit brigade who creamed themselves over pics of liberals embarrassingly expressing their disappointment and rage after the 16 election realize that all these fucking pathetic cocksuckers irresponsibly and with no credibility or evidence scattershot accusing some mythical ghost of impropriety and fraud in these vote counts are so much...so much more.  lawsuits to try and stop counting, fake declarations of victory, crying on oann and fox relentlessly about something that they have no basis for...can you possibly imagine how much shit those people would have lost if clinton had acted like this in 2016? 

no sense of irony or shame of course so they just shrug it all off...

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

 

So a question about Pa: The Pa supreme court, due to a lawsuit filed by dems before the election, said that they could count mail in votes received three days after the election (the law said they have to arrive by election day). SCOTUS didn't grant a cert, so the state supreme court ruling is currently being followed.

Question: I believe the mail ins received after election day have been segregated. Are those ballots being counted, and if so, are they showing up in the totals. In other words, if the supreme court, now with barret, decides to overrule the PA supreme court, will that change the numbers I'm seeing on the TV right now, which would probably hurt Biden?

Anybody?

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

That kompromat must be amazing

The trumps must have called some shit in on this. It was dead silent from the GOP front. And now all of a sudden he’s ready to invalidate the PA election and donating $500,000 to the fight. 

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