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48 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Our fine men and women in uniform are really going to enjoy sitting at the border for a couple weeks waiting for the dreaded Brown Caravan of Doom to arrive. 

Weather should be nice!

 

Highs in the upper 70's / low 80's.

Lower 60's at night....

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I’ll tell him what this woman wants, I want his crackless orange ass in prison and out of my White House.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Duchess Dotard is here to tell us how awesome everything is!
 

Fuck that vapid, empty-headed daddy's girl. I wouldn't trust her to do my laundry. 

57 minutes ago, retread said:

What a sad for our country. 40% of our citizens will stand up and dance on their couches when they hear his words on the nightly news.

don't go to Texags

just don't.

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fuck that vapid, empty-headed daddy's girl. I wouldn't trust her to do my laundry. 

lulz, you think she knows how to do laundry?

Trump and the entire administration need to be forcibly removed immediately.

Seriously, I am amazed at each day that goes by without nationwide rioting.   

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lulz, you think she knows how to do laundry?

Of course not. That's why I wouldn't trust her to do it. 

You cannot be in support of this and support American values.

20 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

Trump and the entire administration need to be forcibly removed immediately.

Seriously, I am amazed at each day that goes by without nationwide rioting.   

Authoritarian Takeover 101

 

Motherfucker has been chatting with Bibi.  

"They broke into Mexico ... ."  They wiggled the lock on the back door and broke into Mexico.

Posted this in the other thread but it bears repeating just how much of a stunt this is for the president.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/no-buses-for-now-weary-caravan-migrants-set-to-resume-march/2018/10/31/f6f89e5e-dd7d-11e8-8bac-bfe01fcdc3a6_story.html?utm_term=.59b597c1b1b0

 

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Worn down by days of long walks, many migrants have dropped out and returned home or applied for protected status in Mexico.

The initial caravan has shrunk significantly from its estimated peak of more than 7,000 migrants. A caravan last the spring ultimately fizzled to just about 200 people who reached the U.S. border at San Diego.

Mexican Interior Secretary Alfonso Navarrete Prida said about 2,300 migrants have applied to stay in Mexico under a government plan, and hundreds more have accepted assisted repatriation.

 

 

well, Mexico just basically decriminalized weed, so I bet more will stay. #silverlinings

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The initial caravan has shrunk significantly from its estimated peak of more than 7,000 migrants. A caravan last the spring ultimately fizzled to just about 200 people who reached the U.S. border at San Diego.

This is what I don't understand. Not only has our national discourse become unbelievably stupid and vapid, but we have no memory.

We went through virtually the exact same hysteria last year, save for the deployment of 15K troops.

Sometimes I think the mission of the 15K troops will be to guard the detention centers from the media. I'm sure Trumps thinks the last go-around with this fiasco went swimmingly, if only the goddamn media hadn't insisted on reporting about it.

50 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

 

Motherfucker has been chatting with Bibi.  

Since its all equivalent, I offer to let Trump throw a rock at my face from 20yrds if i get to shoot a firearm at his from the same distance 

You ok with letting people in without following the rules?  They don't follow the law nor respect borders/fences:
 

Spoiler

 

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https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS773US773&biw=1037&bih=479&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=z43bW_GrMYedkgXOrbmACQ&q=caravan+breaks+through+gates&oq=caravan+breaks+through+gates&gs_l=img.3...27129.28477..29236...0.0..0.164.1123.0j7......1....1..gws-wiz-img.PHKs4f9qfPk#imgdii=ZwTAr6NDZvJjGM:&imgrc=3Ay9JuGBDPmNUM:

Why would they follow the law here?  From these recent pictures, spoiler'd , it seems to be significantly filled with those of an unruly mob that won't let rules or borders stop them from seeking what they want(legal or not).

There needs to be a police force big enough to keep them under control once they arrive.  

4 minutes ago, zork said:

You ok with letting people in without following the rules?  They don't follow the law nor respect borders/fences:
 

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Why would they follow the law here?  From these recent pictures, spoiler'd , it seems to be significantly filled with those of an unruly mob that won't let rules or borders stop them from seeking what they want(legal or not).

There needs to be a police force big enough to keep them under control once they arrive.  

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5 minutes ago, zork said:

You ok with letting people in without following the rules?  They don't follow the law nor respect borders/fences:
 

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Why would they follow the law here?  From these recent pictures, spoiler'd , it seems to be significantly filled with those of an unruly mob that won't let rules or borders stop them from seeking what they want(legal or not).

There needs to be a police force big enough to keep them under control once they arrive.  

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10 minutes ago, zork said:

You ok with letting people in without following the rules?  They don't follow the law nor respect borders/fences:
 

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Why would they follow the law here?  From these recent pictures, spoiler'd , it seems to be significantly filled with those of an unruly mob that won't let rules or borders stop them from seeking what they want(legal or not).

There needs to be a police force big enough to keep them under control once they arrive.  

Swing and a miss

45 minutes ago, zork said:

You ok with letting people in without following the rules?  They don't follow the law nor respect borders/fences:
 

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Why would they follow the law here?  From these recent pictures, spoiler'd , it seems to be significantly filled with those of an unruly mob that won't let rules or borders stop them from seeking what they want(legal or not).

There needs to be a police force big enough to keep them under control once they arrive.  

Fuck off dumbass dipshit troll. Take it to texags or an equivalently stupid ass board where your crap is welcome. 

Edited by JimmyJames

well, Mexico just basically decriminalized weed, so I bet more will stay. #silverlinings


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1 hour ago, zork said:

You ok with letting people in without following the rules?  They don't follow the law nor respect borders/fences:
 

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https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS773US773&biw=1037&bih=479&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=z43bW_GrMYedkgXOrbmACQ&q=caravan+breaks+through+gates&oq=caravan+breaks+through+gates&gs_l=img.3...27129.28477..29236...0.0..0.164.1123.0j7......1....1..gws-wiz-img.PHKs4f9qfPk#imgdii=ZwTAr6NDZvJjGM:&imgrc=3Ay9JuGBDPmNUM:

Why would they follow the law here?  From these recent pictures, spoiler'd , it seems to be significantly filled with those of an unruly mob that won't let rules or borders stop them from seeking what they want(legal or not).

There needs to be a police force big enough to keep them under control once they arrive.  

Who makes US immigration rules?

Those Honduran hordes are just going to tear through the US like a Central American F5 tornado! Just destroying everything in their path. 

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

Who makes US immigration rules?

The Federal government as a whole plays a part depending on what is happening specifically with the part of the immigration rules in particular.    That said it is typically the Legislative branch that creates the laws in coordination with the Executive branch and the Judicial rules later on if there is any law deemed invalid.  Of course the Executive is given powers to do immediate tweaks that can then be decided by the court system if they are legal or not if it is in question.

Seeing the pictures that I posted and all the rest at the link it is clear the caravan will not be persuaded to follow the law/rules unless there is a force big enough that they:

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Ugh, when the caravan eventually dies down to a few hundred is Trump going to credit his decision to send 14000 troops as the reason and not the fact that they got fucking tired after walking and carrying children for hundreds of miles?

 

Who am I kidding, of course he will.

Thing is the caravan will shrink due to attrition like it does every year.  But dotard will claim a great victory, because he had the foresight to send our military down there and that caused them to give up the invasion.  

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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This needs to be front and center along with an anticipated schedule for the immigrants.

Alongside needs to be a daily counter of the additional expense of having the military camped out for something that won't happen for months.  

Maybe he will get them to start building a wall, or at least filling sandbags.   I wouldn't put it past him to have them mine the Rio Grande.

The caravan shouldn’t even be in the news unless it’s about the plight of the people fleeing.

Narcissist is not a strong enough word for the malignancy in the WH. Total psycho.

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7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The caravan shouldn’t even be in the news unless it’s about the plight of the people fleeing.

And why the fuck they want to come to America, in spite of all the crap being flung at them, about them, they still want to start a new life here.   Those stories are being told, but the MSM is passing on them for the present. 

I guess there is more money in trump's lunacy under spotlight every day than talking about the real stories.   Trump is becoming a soap opera, and the MSM is feeding it to us.   Didn't you post that interview with Jon Stewart about Trump and MSM reporters battling over their own egos, not the real stories?     He has hurt their feelings and pride, so they want his blood.  They care more about that than the blood of others he sheds while they go after his. 

But even here we spend more time talking and reading about Trump and his antics than we do the things that are going on while we keep chasing the red herrings he throws out.   It intrigues us, it astounds us and it causes us to speculate a lot about how and when it ends.   It is easy to get caught up in.   I know you and others catch a lot of crap about posting twitter feeds and other links that bring up the actual fallout of Trump's actions.   I for one appreciate that, because there is so much out there, there's not enough time in my day to check everything.  This is a good clearinghouse for both sides.  

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Looks like I am going to have to bust out my bring the troops home button.

 

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I pray these brave soldiers stay safe.  I hope they live through this and  be able to someday regale their kids and grandkids of the time they were sent to the border to protect this great nation from a few dozen teenagers and mothers hurtling rocks and sticks from across the Rio Grande.

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I pray these brave soldiers stay safe.  I hope they live through this and  be able to someday regale their kids and grandkids of the time they were sent to the border to protect this great nation from a few dozen teenagers and mothers hurtling rocks and sticks from across the Rio Grande.

My guess is the soldiers are embarrassed about it but cant really do anything about it. Sucks for them. 

They will wear their "Operation 'Change the Subject'" campaign ribbons proudly.  Or not.  

It’s a shame that two terrorists that were inspired by his words have slowed his momentum. 

Dumb, orange cunt. 

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

For Hugo.

 

Obligatory “Fuck Jeff Flake”.

 

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

For Hugo.

 

I for one will be glad when this spineless cocksucking shitheel will be denied access to a  public platform from which he can spew his mundane ineptitude to the world. 

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Multi-posting is fake news.

Thought US military at border wouldn't be armed. Has that changed?

23 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Another bothsideser. 

32 minutes ago, retread said:

 

This whole thing is a great interview.   I will accept his bothsiderism, because he is right.  He speaks of the weaknesses of both sides towards this issue and how they need to work together to build a better immigration policy.   I am not sure where you draw the line between "bothsiding" and being introspective and willing to accept no one is perfect.  He is right on many things.  And both sides have things to account for. 

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added to rebutt anastasis both sides comment.

This whole thing is a great interview.   I will accept his bothsiderism, because he is right.  He speaks of the weaknesses of both sides towards this issue and how they need to work together to build a better immigration policy.   I am not sure where you draw the line between "bothsiding" and being introspective and willing to accept no one is perfect.  He is right on many things.  And both sides have things to account for. 

Immigration is one of those issues I’ll definitely “both sides.” They both had their chance to do something meaningful, but they played the issue for votes instead of solution. The last politician of any power who had a decent and reasonable approach to immigration? Stick with me here....it was GWB.

And he got crushed for it (and then he later gave people many other reasons to crush him).
I wonder how much that is costing us. 


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