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3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Ok, Rex.

Not Rex, once again, and you can believe whatever you’d like, but I don’t vote Republican. 

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4 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Seriously it sounds like the opposite of my family here.  They think that because I know Trump is one of the most vile people on the planet that I love Biden. 

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Same here. I have some relatives who are confused that because I voted for Biden, I don’t run around wearing his gear like the Longhorns.

I’m not in a cult and this isn’t a game.

Yeah, it's like if you're not a Republican, you must be a gay, communist, Marxist, socialist Democrat or something.

Telling them "I don't need Tucker Carlson telling me what to think, because I do my own research and think for myself" usually gets a rise out of them as well.

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Same here. I have some relatives who are confused that because I voted for Biden, I don’t run around wearing his gear like the Longhorns.

I’m not in a cult and this isn’t a game.
My family can't understand this either. It was an obvious choice for me, but that doesn't mean I'm on either 'team'. It was about doing the right thing...period.
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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Same here. I have some relatives who are confused that because I voted for Biden, I don’t run around wearing his gear like the Longhorns.

I’m not in a cult and this isn’t a game.

Trump people are the only people in American history that run around in trump gear all the time. 
 

used to be you leave politics aside except in specific situations, and you maybe throw a sign or two in your yard in October that you take down the Wednesday after the election. 
 

but this isn’t politics anymore is it. It’s advanced into something else. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump people are the only people in American history that run around in trump gear all the time. 
 

used to be you leave politics aside except in specific situations, and you maybe throw a sign or two in your yard in October that you take down the Wednesday after the election. 
 

but this isn’t politics anymore is it. It’s advanced into something else. 

If we are going to have a cult, why couldn't it at least be someone halfway smart?  Why did we have to get the dumbest person available?  Well, other than 74 million other Americans I guess.  God dammit.

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If we are going to have a cult, why couldn't it at least be someone halfway smart?  Why did we have to get the dumbest person available?  Well, other than 74 million other Americans I guess.  God dammit.

If I'm joining a cult, it's going to be to worship somebody worthy of my total devotion and adoration.

 

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If we are going to have a cult, why couldn't it at least be someone halfway smart?  Why did we have to get the dumbest person available?  Well, other than 74 million other Americans I guess.  God dammit.

You don't have to look any further than the politics board over at TexAgs to answer your own question. We got the dumbest person available because there are a lot of really dumb people out there. In Texas, we have an institution of higher education churning them out at an alarming pace. It's a byproduct of this state's history of not investing in higher education.

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On 6/20/2022 at 5:17 PM, Neonmoon said:

I’m pretty sure everyone on this board has been or still is associated with a cult. Just no one likes to use the C word because it makes them feel lesser about themselves 

I was in the Math Club, the Latin Club and the Physics Club

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17 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Yep, I think part of the reason that Cruz is at his ceiling is that people deep down know that he's smarter than he acts, and dumb people have had enough of smart people running things.  They want someone as dumb as they are at the switch. I'd say that also Cruz is an unlikeable dick, but I've hated Trump since the 80's and still do not understand why anyone sees him as any more likeable than Cruz.  He's been detestable since before I even knew what that word meant.

Cruz and Cornyn are damned lucky that they are not up for reelection this year, because I have no doubt that some dumbass MAGA type would primary them easily. 

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Cruz and Cornyn are damned lucky that they are not up for reelection this year, because I have no doubt that some dumbass MAGA type would primary them easily. 

Cornyn is going to be primaried in 2026.  You think MAGA is going away?  Especially when its leader has a great chance to re-take the White House in 2024?

Dude.  Remember - "it only gets worse."

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As a parent, watching how middle school band works I’m pretty sure that classifies as a cult.  Imagine the “Inception” levels of Aggy band (a cult within the cult) and then the whole senior boots, dunking a ring or bonfire groups.

Insert Ray Wylie Hubbard snake farm ewwww.gif here.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Cornyn is going to be primaried in 2026.  You think MAGA is going away?  Especially when its leader has a great chance to re-take the White House in 2024?

Dude.  Remember - "it only gets worse."

If an (R) is in the WH after 2024, it'll be DeSantis, and it's telling he's not seeking Trump's approval.

DeSantis and what he did in Florida with the pandemic, etc. is what the Trump cult wanted out of Trump, only Trump failed to deliver.

But there's a chance Trump will try and sink DeSantis now, which would make him toxic for a WH run in '24, since Trump would be campaigning on "DeSantis couldn't even win Florida, only I can win Florida!"

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2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I wonder why so many people are okay with Trump punching down on powerless, little people? He’s mean, evil and cruel.

Ever watch a movie where one of the characters is a bully?  Check out his pals cheering him on:

 

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A huge swath of America consists of the exact people who would fill those roles.  Shittastic losers who don't even have the spine or intellect to be bullies themselves....they just cheer it on because, knowing that they will never amount to anything, the only self-value they can find is in 1) hanging around someone who thinks he's the shit, and 2) watching other people suffer.

 

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12 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Donate over $100 to Biden 2024, and get your official campaign gift basket full of Biden gear!  It has it all - brylcreem, depends, life alert whistles, handle bars to install in your bathtub, calamine lotion, a landline phone, and a VCR - everything you could ever need!  And if you donate within the next 10 minutes, you’ll receive an autographed photo of Henry Winkler and Erik Estrada!

…toe clips for your bike pedals…

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https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3533074-desantis-edges-trump-in-new-hampshire-poll/amp
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis edges past former President Trump in a poll of likely New Hampshire Republican primary voters over their first choice for president in the upcoming 2024 election. 
The new University of New Hampshire Granite State Poll released on Wednesday found DeSantis receiving 39 percent support from likely Republican primary voters in the state compared to 37 percent for Trump.
The difference between the two is insignificant and within the poll’s margin of error, meaning they are effectively tied at the top. 
But it’s a significant rise for DeSantis in the poll. In previous polling conducted by the university, DeSantis had been trailing behind Trump, receiving 19 percent support in July 2021 and 18 percent in October 2021. Trump, in contrast, had won 47 percent and 43 percent support, respectively, in those previous polls. 
“Trump slipping in pre-primary polls is part of a typical pattern,” Director of the UNH Survey Center Andrew Smith said in a statement.
A party’s losing candidate in the prior election is typically the best-known person in their party. As the primary gets closer, new candidates emerge and attract more media attention, and therefore more voter attention, than the losing candidate from the previous election,” he added. 
Former Vice President Mike Pence received 9 percent support in the new poll, while former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley received 6 percent. Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) all received 1 percent each. 
It would of course be much better if Trump ever had to face real consequences, and if Republicans actually cared about morality and the rule of law.   But, in the absence of that, it will at least be some consolation to watch Trump get dumped and then lash out at his fans for “betraying” him.
They may not care about anything except winning and owning the libs, but deep down they know Trump lost (and lost them Congress), is damaged goods, and is not as likely to win in 2024 as someone like Desantis who doesn’t have the loser stench on him.  Trump will keep bitching about 2020 instead of moving on, because he’s a malignant narcissist and can’t handle it.  That won’t help him.  The worst thing for a shallow celebrity troll candidate to be is a bore who rehashes his own failures instead of giving the dopamine hits to the crowd.
And by 2024 he will get a taste of his own medicine when it comes to transactional relationships and being dumped by the wayside when you’re no longer useful.  
I just hope Desantis is a garden variety American politician in terms of corruption and abusing power, and not a would be dictator.  Trump voters / Republicans are clearly primed to accept a real deal authoritarian at this point, and Desantis could actually capitalize on it ways Trump couldn’t.  Trump is craven enough to do anything, but also largely incompetent enough to fail at anything. 

lol tell me you haven’t been paying attention to Florida without saying you haven’t been paying attention to Florida.

DeSantis is a smarter, more calculating, and more capable Trump.
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One way or the other, there will be a widely celebrated holiday related to Trump.  Either this dystopian nightmare continues, in which case Presidents’ Day will be moved to his birthday.  Or the world comes to its senses, and the day he dies will be celebrated every year.

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20 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

One way or the other, there will be a widely celebrated holiday related to Trump.  Either this dystopian nightmare continues, in which case Presidents’ Day will be moved to his birthday.  Or the world comes to its senses, and the day he dies will be celebrated every year.

If there is any karma he will choke on a big mac on 9/11 and that can be the day his cult celebrates.  Oh, and this 9/11/22 would be perfect

 

equally as nice would be a stroke while driving his golf cart and going off a bridge into a creek.

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1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

The crazy thing about that is that those are the same people cheering against the bully when they see it on screen.  There is a huge lack of self awareness in this country.  It manifests in 100's of ways, like the assholes that camp out in the left lane, or that get through the door of the business and stop strategically to block everyone from coming in behind them so they can check their phone, or the assholes that walk 6 abreast and take up the entire walkway on sidewalks and in airports while they go for a sunday stroll when people are trying to make their connections, or they cheer against the fictional bullies but support the real ones.  WTF.

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5 hours ago, TexasEd said:

As a parent, watching how middle school band works I’m pretty sure that classifies as a cult.  Imagine the “Inception” levels of Aggy band (a cult within the cult) and then the whole senior boots, dunking a ring or bonfire groups.

Insert Ray Wylie Hubbard snake farm ewwww.gif here.

High School Marching Bands definitely use cult-like techniques.

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1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Donate over $100 to Biden 2024, and get your official campaign gift basket full of Biden gear!  It has it all - brylcreem, depends, life alert whistles, handle bars to install in your bathtub, calamine lotion, a landline phone, and a VCR - everything you could ever need!  And if you donate within the next 10 minutes, you’ll receive an autographed photo of Henry Winkler and Erik Estrada!

Go on... 

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I said when he sold the D.C. grift hotel that dotard wasn’t going to run again.  Now DeSantis is racking up serious cred with the rubes but dotard says nothing?  Yeah, he ain’t running. 

I just hope his pal Vlad realizes he is no longer useful and sends a GRU wet ops team over to do “Vlad stuff”.

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2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Donate over $100 to Biden 2024, and get your official campaign gift basket full of Biden gear!  It has it all - brylcreem, depends, life alert whistles, handle bars to install in your bathtub, calamine lotion, a landline phone, and a VCR - everything you could ever need!  And if you donate within the next 10 minutes, you’ll receive an autographed photo of Henry Winkler and Erik Estrada!

And what the fuck do you think comes in a trump gift basket?

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