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52 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Some real standout candidates in that race:

State Rep Mike Lynch: Resigned as state House minority leader earlier this week, after revelations that he was trying to hide a DUI arrest and gun charges from 2022.

State Rep Richard Holtorf: An anti-abortion politician who recently admitted that he helped a girlfriend pay for an abortion. The procedure helped her “live her best life,” he said.

Former State Senator Ted Harvey: launched a “scam PAC” in 2013 that spent 87 percent of the millions it raised on supposed operating expenses. In reality, the organization was set up so its leadership could make massive profits.

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On 1/9/2024 at 6:54 PM, YGIFS said:

If you order the raw liver there, you'll end up with Miner's Claimmydia    /RIPmartyfunkhauser

P.S. Your cunt is in the sink. 

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On 1/26/2024 at 5:12 PM, C-Man said:

Some real standout candidates in that race:

State Rep Mike Lynch: Resigned as state House minority leader earlier this week, after revelations that he was trying to hide a DUI arrest and gun charges from 2022.

State Rep Richard Holtorf: An anti-abortion politician who recently admitted that he helped a girlfriend pay for an abortion. The procedure helped her “live her best life,” he said.

Former State Senator Ted Harvey: launched a “scam PAC” in 2013 that spent 87 percent of the millions it raised on supposed operating expenses. In reality, the organization was set up so its leadership could make massive profits.

I'm pretty much live and let live with all the above, but if I heard that one dude say "live her best life" I'd prolly snap and get his arm up behind his back while I smack his head on the table.

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1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

God finally we are seeing some high profile magats get rejected.  Not to jinx it, but maybe this is the beginning of the end.  It takes a lot of energy for these morons to continue to be outraged at nonsense.

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25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God finally we are seeing some high profile magats get rejected.  Not to jinx it, but maybe this is the beginning of the end.  It takes a lot of energy for these morons to continue to be outraged at nonsense.

It’s fitting that it happened within day or two of Kari Lake getting booed for recording conversations with other MAGA Republicans.

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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God finally we are seeing some high profile magats get rejected.  Not to jinx it, but maybe this is the beginning of the end.  It takes a lot of energy for these morons to continue to be outraged at nonsense.

Pretty sure the other twats up for the Republican primary in that district are all equally insane. 

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15 hours ago, Smax said:

 

Is that a pic from the weekend? Classy kneeling down between cars so mamma and papa don't catch me smoking.

I imagine there is an element of desperation for her. Her weekend talking gigs have dried up. Her ex or other family members are most likely not getting many calls for cush contract gigs. And she's looking at less than 12 months of the Congressional salary. 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure the other twats up for the Republican primary in that district are all equally insane. 

This.  The class of humans who meet the "not as bad as Boobert" standard is large enough to include some ginormous pieces of worm-riddled shit.

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure the other twats up for the Republican primary in that district are all equally insane. 

They are, but taking a down a high profile MAGA like Boobert is a win 

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, this raises a question @Ghost of LL and I were discussing -- how long after she loses her seat does she become available on the "high-end, kept quiet and private" escort market?

Um, you're assuming that she doesn't already do that.

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30 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that a pic from the weekend? Classy kneeling down between cars so mamma and papa don't catch me smoking.

I imagine there is an element of desperation for her. Her weekend talking gigs have dried up. Her ex or other family members are most likely not getting many calls for cush contract gigs. And she's looking at less than 12 months of the Congressional salary. 

Was wondering if this was the case or is it just Fox thrown her aside and now she only has Newsmax and OAN. 

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3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Was wondering if this was the case or is it just Fox thrown her aside and now she only has Newsmax and OAN. 

Those aren't weekend gigs. Those are TV appearances that boost her profile. I'm not sure if she's been thrown aside by any or not, but those don't pay.

The Turning Point USA and all those conferences fleecing stupid people are gigs, and thsoe pay. 

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It's not impossible for Boebert to win the right district in another state but she doesn't have the backing to push all other candidates aside. And don't forget that she's pissed off enough big names that local powerbrokers will get calls to not back her. Still not impossible that she would get back to Congress somewhere.

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34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

It's not impossible for Boebert to win the right district in another state but she doesn't have the backing to push all other candidates aside. And don't forget that she's pissed off enough big names that local powerbrokers will get calls to not back her. Still not impossible that she would get back to Congress somewhere.

This.  She almost lost what should have been a slam dunk district in 2022.  The other 434 districts in America look at CO-03 like "thank fucking God she's their problem."  Then she shows up trying to carpetbag to another district and learning people just don't fucking like her.  It's not her party, it's not her district changing - it's her.  

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Also, this raises a question [mention=656]Ghost of LL[/mention] and I were discussing -- how long after she loses her seat does she become available on the "high-end, kept quiet and private" escort market?

Psshh. Like that kind of thing exists. I mean, like, I’m so sure I could just go to such a “market.” Like I could get online and find a site or sites that offer that. It’s laughable! But say I wanted to truly disprove it exists, I’d get online and type in, like, what exactly? If you’re so in the know and smart, like, oh sure, why don’t you tell me (very specifically) where to find this market that totally is made up.
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1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:


Psshh. Like that kind of thing exists. I mean, like, I’m so sure I could just go to such a “market.” Like I could get online and find a site or sites that offer that. It’s laughable! But say I wanted to truly disprove it exists, I’d get online and type in, like, what exactly? If you’re so in the know and smart, like, oh sure, why don’t you tell me (very specifically) where to find this market that totally is made up.

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6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, she's not high-end, quiet or private, so my bet is an OF account.  The grift will go on...

 

 

I just need an introduction to her. I'll show her the OF payout screen for Amouranth I posted showing she made 50 mil in the past 2 years and then convince her I can "help" her achieve the same thing 😇 

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22 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God finally we are seeing some high profile magats get rejected.  Not to jinx it, but maybe this is the beginning of the end.  It takes a lot of energy for these morons to continue to be outraged at nonsense.

All those other candidates sound worse than a dumb bimbo 30 year old grandma who give drunkenly vapes and gives OTPHJ’s during a play if you ask me.

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7 hours ago, Js1 said:

This.  She almost lost what should have been a slam dunk district in 2022.  The other 434 districts in America look at CO-03 like "thank fucking God she's their problem."  Then she shows up trying to carpetbag to another district and learning people just don't fucking like her.  It's not her party, it's not her district changing - it's her.  

All she had to do was keep her mouth shut and her hand off people’s dick in public, and she could’ve been there forever.   Sure, occasionally put out the nasty text about Biden and woke whatever.    And then at least one time every one and a half years post some picture with her tits hanging out of a bikini at the rifle range while wearing a cowboy hat - and a few more meeting with local pastors - and she would have been good for several election cycles.   

But keeping her stupid mouth shut most of her term was just too  great a hill for her to climb. 

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It won't be long now until the world gets the Boobert/Dillbert guy power couple we deserve. She actually looks like a dumber, sluttier version of the last chick that scammed him for a divorce check.

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12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure the other twats up for the Republican primary in that district are all equally insane. 

Yeah, I haven't looked into who is running, but that's a pretty safe assumption in that district.

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19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

All she had to do was keep her mouth shut and her hand off people’s dick in public, and she could’ve been there forever.   Sure, occasionally put out the nasty text about Biden and woke whatever.    And then at least one time every one and a half years post some picture with her tits hanging out of a bikini at the rifle range while wearing a cowboy hat - and a few more meeting with local pastors - and she would have been good for several election cycles.   

But keeping her stupid mouth shut most of her term was just too  great a hill for her to climb. 

Yep, beauty is only skin deep...but stoopid goes clean to the bone.

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9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that a pic from the weekend? Classy kneeling down between cars so mamma and papa don't catch me smoking.

I imagine there is an element of desperation for her. Her weekend talking gigs have dried up. Her ex or other family members are most likely not getting many calls for cush contract gigs. And she's looking at less than 12 months of the Congressional salary. 

That's her ex husband, so I'm guessing this was taken during their divorce proceedings.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

All she had to do was keep her mouth shut and her hand off people’s dick in public, and she could’ve been there forever.   Sure, occasionally put out the nasty text about Biden and woke whatever.    And then at least one time every one and a half years post some picture with her tits hanging out of a bikini at the rifle range while wearing a cowboy hat - and a few more meeting with local pastors - and she would have been good for several election cycles.   

But keeping her stupid mouth shut most of her term was just too  great a hill for her to climb. 

Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

All she had to do was keep her mouth shut and her hand off people’s dick in public, and she could’ve been there forever.   . 

 

54 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

Yeah, I guess if Boebert has your dick in her hand, it is about to be sucked…and that does not involve a shut mouth.

Good point.

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

@Teamdirtyleg Come get your woman

 

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Representative Dirty Leg

I’ve been summoned.

I gotta tell yah, I guess I didn’t really know who this Lauren Boebert was.  I never gave it much thought when I’d hear the name or read it. I’d just tune out, I guess. So, I think I thought they were talking about Lorena Bobbitt. 
Yall made me finally look this person up and in this case……..

 

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