WE DID IT - Mike Stoops Fired

[MonkeyDoughnut 9,944]

Brilliant hire. Everybody has to have that person you can ask "what would do in this situation..... so you make sure as hell NOT to do it" person.

[Lonestar4.8 68]

Hell yeah! We got him fired before he was officially hired!!!!

[boilerhorn 1,237]

Might need to close this thread.

 

[Bevo14 8,196]

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Its happening!/ron paul
He gone!!/si

[thunderlounge 7,582]

3 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

 

[Handcruser 2,799]

Looks like my emails and tweets did it.

You’re welcome.

[USMCHorn 1,369]

[bschoolprof 6,219]

Wait, we're trusting Brian Davis tweets on who will be coach now?  

[mdleast 8,016]

[Chuckie Finster 22,252]

[Teryor 4,386]

12 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we're trusting Brian Davis tweets on who will be coach now?  

Don't worry, we're also trusting FCB so the awfulness cancels itself out or something

[Machinator 32,097]

14 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait, we're trusting Brian Davis tweets on who will be coach now?  

We're trusting that Brian Davis can transcribe actual on-the-record quotes from the head coach.

[mdmost 42,167]

[crash_davis 23,038]

I'm confused. Do I grab my pitchfork and torch to march down to Belmont or not?

[Born Burnt 6,142]

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm confused. Do I grab my pitchfork and torch to march down to Belmont or not?

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

35 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He got the gold back?

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

55 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

Nope.  He still needs to get fired from whatever job he currently has or will get in the future.  

[markstanco 12,424]

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

10 hours ago, immamac said:

and so it was done.

just so i'm clear though...no 'Fire the Dude Responsible For Hiring The Dude That Warrants a Fire The Dude Thread' thread, correct?

[DanTheHorn 4,849]

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

If true, then shortest lived thread from hiring to firing.

[JFKFC 4,875]

Screw you guys, the ebays, these crap sports journalists and the illuminati for putting me through nearly 45 minutes of pure hell. People at the Denny's are already staring at me for having beers with my breakfast. My reputation here is RUINED!

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Yet another reminder that the entire $9.95 industry is just fan fiction.

[MirrOlure 14,397]

So, renamed thread Fired Mike Stoops?

[thunderlounge 7,582]

19 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

just so i'm clear though...no 'Fire the Dude Responsible For Hiring The Dude That Warrants a Fire The Dude Thread' thread, correct?

 

[freyguy 4,237]

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Might need to close this thread.

 

[LTtxfan 48,688]

For once FUCK CHIP BROWN tweets something good...

 

[Machinator 32,097]

So... classics?

[TKthunder2 4,958]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So... classics?

Damn straight.

[LTtxfan 48,688]

If true, hiring and firing Mike Stoops in less than 24hrs has to be one of the funniest things I've ever gone through as a Longhorn fan.  😂😂😂

Already pouring a drink...

[B00M 5,999]

Stoops seems content with his parting gift

[pops 6,946]

Night crew averts disaster. 

[ztejas 42,744]

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

Until I see us on the field next year nothing is going to flip my view of Sark. Which is that he has proven nothing at Texas and has yet to coach a game. We can evaluate staff hires all day long - ultimately it comes down to the product on the field. We won a national title with Greg Davis calling plays. Herman had a couple of great recruiting classes and overhauled his staff after 3 years and it wound up being the same old shit again. 

Is Mike Stoops a bad hire? Yes, probably. Does it make me clutch my pearls and weep for our future? Not really, because I don't know what our future under Sark looks like and have zero data points so far. If Sark sinks we now have exhibit A. If he swims then fuck it, Mike Stoops is our linebackers coach I guess. 

It is certainly a strange hire that is going to piss a lot of people off. I guess I'd be more pissed off if Sark was coming off of a 7-6 season or if he had made other poor staff hires. 

Hah this idiot actually thought the hire was official and that it might turn out okay. 

[Rimbo 25,212]

 

[Rimbo 25,212]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

mind you, støøps bites can be pretti nasti

[mchookem 15,429]

this place really is magical

Edited January 22, 2021 by mchookem

[Kel Varnsen 8,242]

[Tex Long 4,264]

10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

 

Another Happy Member

Hermans' Hair Club

 

[LTtxfan 48,688]

One problem eliminated by SURLY...

[Michael Knight 12,663]

12 hours ago, satyanash said:

He may be a fucking terrible coach... but at least he's a reputed asshole who got himself fired by his own brother!

Hooray!!

is mike stoops so shitty even his own brother would fire him or is bob stoops so shitty he would fire his own brother?

[Machinator 32,097]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

is mike stoops so shitty even his own brother would fire him or is bob stoops so shitty he would fire his own brother?

Bob didn't fire his brother, so this is meaningless.

[BigHorn'13 3,340]

But yes

[Tailgate 2,972]

Damnit...first few posts had me going WTF...had to google news for it....thankfully this is not happening. Don't test my BP like that.

[SDG 3,319]

2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Screw you guys, the ebays, these crap sports journalists and the illuminati for putting me through nearly 45 minutes of pure hell. People at the Denny's are already staring at me for having beers with my breakfast. My reputation here is RUINED!

There is nothing wrong with having beer with, or for, breakfast.   

[TexArcher 36,903]

Now go get your fucking shinebox, Stoops.

[closetohumping 17,258]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

this place really is magical

[runthebone 7,874]

Looks like we win

 

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,044]

5 hours ago, bernorange said:

Could you fine people please recommend me a quality pitchfork?

I recommend 4 prongs over 3 prongs. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1,972]

8 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I recommend 4 prongs over 3 prongs. 

4-Prongs makes it a manure fork. Probably still works in this case.

[Wulaw Horn 18,917]

3 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Yet another reminder that the entire $9.95 industry is just fan fiction.

Not true. This deal happened. It got blocked by fan and donor outrage.