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11 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Just a couple dudes….. talkin about batin’

Just two dudes, talkin’ about batin’

No shame, my friend, just some late-night debatin’

Yeah, just two dudes, talkin’ about batin’

Not me, of course—Cuz I’m participatin’

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Me deboarding a plane: Efficient. Athletic, almost graceful, economy of effort as I remove my carryon and continue down the aisle in one smooth motion. Ready to move when my time comes.

All other people: Bumbling clods. Stupidly shuffling their items, pulling bags onto their own heads. Halfwits who cannot understand when it is their turn. Not ready for the jet age. 

I am right there with you. Collectively, among all airlines, I am around 3 million miles flown. I have it down to an art. This time of year is an absolute beating with families flying for summer getaways.

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25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Me deboarding a plane: Efficient. Athletic, almost graceful, economy of effort as I remove my carryon and continue down the aisle in one smooth motion. Ready to move when my time comes.

All other people: Bumbling clods. Stupidly shuffling their items, pulling bags onto their own heads. Halfwits who cannot understand when it is their turn. Not ready for the jet age. 

Said deboarding by @956 Worldwide

 

 

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

All other people: Bumbling clods. Stupidly shuffling their items, pulling bags onto their own heads. Halfwits who cannot understand when it is their turn. Not ready for the jet age. 

I have a sneaking suspicion that there were a bunch of stupid assholes who were always holding up the wagon train as well.

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30 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have a sneaking suspicion that there were a bunch of stupid assholes who were always holding up the wagon train as well.

Flatter than a tabletop
Makes you wonder why they stopped here
Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition one
On the great migration west
Separated from the rest
Though they might have tried their best
They never caught the sun
So they sunk some roots down in the dirt
To keep from blowin' off the earth
Built a town around here
And when the dust had all but cleared
They called it Levelland, the pride of man
In Levelland

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Not on the flight, but in men's room and sit-down stall was first available.  I jump in there, and sumbeach was full smoking a cigarette. 
 

Really?   You can't make it to the parking lot without  getting your fix?

 

Fucking disgusting. 

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