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    Several times Bert Auburn's choking impeded my breathing.

  • First - I commented in the AFC title game thread that if any former Horn was perfectly suited to play for a team with massive media distractions and hate and a target on their back every week then it'

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19 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I’m glad I dropped Tee Higgins for Worthy at the last minute.

Worthy was on your waiver? Are you playing with a bunch of 12 yr old girls?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Worthy was on your waiver? Are you playing with a bunch of 12 yr old girls?

Yes, his starting QB...

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Averaged over 20 yards and .75 TDs per touch. Worthy is going to be a cheat code in that offense.

On 4/28/2024 at 6:00 AM, tbone_ said:

I hope this works out. But I worry he’s going to still have the dropsies. Which won’t really help the team with the most drops in the league.

 

lololol

 

On 5/6/2024 at 7:14 AM, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

As someone that watches Texas every Saturday and the chiefs every Sunday during the season, I can see small parts where the offenses are similar but I wish the Texas playbook was more like the chiefs. I’m really hoping that he goes for every ball and gets rid of the stopping running bs. It’s crazy he is in the exact spot he needs to be to be the next Tyreek..hope he can anywhere close. 

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lolololol

 

On 5/7/2024 at 7:44 PM, ztejas said:

LOL dude Rice kept their WR corp alive enough to win another SB. He may have a 10 cent head but he's a fucking fiend at wide-out. If anything X is better off with a guy like Rice to play off of. 

 

seems that way

 

On 5/30/2024 at 2:42 PM, Mittens said:

This guy makes bad decisions?  No wai!

 

 

dunno man, she seems like a pretty good decision to me

 

On 6/7/2024 at 7:04 PM, tx 3 putt said:

👀👀👀👀

 

 

OMG.

excuse me Mrs Worthy, but I'm new in town... could I get directions to your place?

 

On 8/27/2024 at 11:28 AM, thunderlounge said:

It’s going to be a show come a week from tomorrow.

Tough game to start off, but it’s a new season with new opportunities. Would be perfect if X has a few TD’s in February. 

 

KC 20+ yard TDs in 2023: 4

X 20+ yard TDs tonight: 2

 

On 8/29/2024 at 4:54 PM, Machinator said:

 

 

brb, driving to Fresno

30 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Averaged over 20 yards and .75 TDs per touch. Worthy is going to be a cheat code in that offense.

Could've been more if they would make the fields longer.

last nfl rookie to score a td on his first touch ??

he also got the game ball from the team !

16 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

OMG.

excuse me Mrs Worthy, but I'm new in town... could I get directions to your place?

 

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Priceless...  "And you got the game ball too, so now you have 3 balls".   How fast will his teammates start calling him 3-balls Worthy?

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43 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

 How fast will his teammates start calling him 3-balls Worthy?

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Know wonder the man is so talented, he has 3 balls. 

I guess I'm a little late on this one. Lol

Should have read the thread first.

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Stop it…..I’m dyin’ laughing here! 

What a game X! I've always pulled for this guy.

Yahoo AI told me it was dumb to pick him 80th in my draft. In case you're wondering how intelligent AI really is.

Well, I did draft him…but didn’t start him this week. Damnit!

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

always fun to watch horns shine on the next level 

When they're being utilized properly? 

Just now, Mez2 said:

When they're being utilized properly? 

Sark did not properly utilize Worthy?

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Sark did not properly utilize Worthy?

Just another one of putt’s hot takes on the game thread last night. 

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sark did not properly utilize Worthy?

He ran an insufficient number of reverses.

So the girl some of ya’ll were worried about 3 pages back is Tia Jones, who has the fastest indoor 60m time and 60m hurdle time, and is engaged to X.

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Are you playing with a bunch of 12 yr old girls?

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8 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

So the girl some of ya’ll were worried about 3 pages back is Tia Jones, who has the fastest indoor 60m time and 60m hurdle time, and is engaged to X.

Their kids are going to run so fast they'll travel back in time.

Really happy for X. Dude played his ass off for Texas and I'm giddy he was rewarded with the Andy Reid/Mahomes combo to maximize his NFL potential. 

Gonna be so fun to watch. 

 

 

Swapped Worthy in for Nabers last second, feels pretty good.  3 touches 2tds, gonna be hard to sit this guy when he can take it to the house on every play. 

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Worthy was on your waiver? Are you playing with a bunch of 12 yr old girls?

He was.  I had to autodraft, otherwise I would have picked him up.

40 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

Their kids are going to run so fast they'll travel back in time.

They can team up with Aaron Ross’ kids.

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

So the girl some of ya’ll were worried about 3 pages back is Tia Jones, who has the fastest indoor 60m time and 60m hurdle time, and is engaged to X.

Excellent. Sarkisian should already offer their kids.

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2 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

Their kids are going to run so fast they'll travel back in time.

Reminds me of Aaron and Sanya Ross.

Edit - welp I was late on this one.  Great minds.

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copping to being late on this

8 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Know wonder the man is so talented, he has 3 balls. 

“Know wonder”????

 

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5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Such a colossal Fuck up

Where’s all the Drake Stoops articles?

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

He was.  I had to autodraft

Sounds like a really competitive league. 

10 hours ago, Hate said:

Well, I did draft him…but didn’t start him this week. Damnit!

Me neither.  Was scared by all the obvious factors.  Week 1, Andy Reid hates rookies, the Raven's defense...

Watch me start him next week and get a dud.

Me neither.  Was scared by all the obvious factors.  Week 1, Andy Reid hates rookies, the Raven's defense...
Watch me start him next week and get a dud.

This ravens defense isn’t fielding Ray Lewis and Ed Reed.

At his current pace, Xavier projects to 32 receptions and 32 TDs this season.

The Chiefs averaged 9.5 yards per play with him on the field last night and 3.1 when he was on the sidelines. 

 

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