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1 hour ago, Updawg said:


The fan in section 12, row 12 seat 12 wins a rabid possum. It’s a new tradition

Additionally the jizz jar now gets topped off with possum jizz. It's turdition!

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BUY A FOOTBALL TICKET, GET A FREE MEAL!!!!  ONLY AT KYLE FIELD!

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

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And the propaganda machine is back on message. 

I hope Weigman retires if he’s prone to concussion. If he’s ok I hope he transfers out.
1 hour ago, blacklab said:

Future is bright you say?

 

Obviously they are using the term as a malapropism when they meant blight.

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

And the propaganda machine is back on message. 

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

 

33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

 

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7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

This is 2022, almost 2023 how is this "school" even allowed to exist with all their "traditions" that are so blatantly offensive to anything remotely decent? Nuke it from orbit...please.

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

Haven't you hear the cautionary tale of Sisyphus?

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The head trainer for football is Louis Duran. Held similar posts previously at Alabama and USC.  

Thank you. Sounds like better Lou to talk to.


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So we are 17 years from the 100th anniversary of Aggy lone natty.

This needs to be their 2025 theme song

 

11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lou Manati

Lou Diamond Phillips

Lou Pinella

Lou Gehrig

Lou Zur

A question for all the Football Historians out there.  When was the last time the Aggies did not fuck themselves in the ass with a long term coaching contract extension?  

IS the answer R.C. Slocum? He got like three years into a 7 year contract before getting canned.  

 

Forget that question... just pause and for a second think about the fun that was occasionally hearing "Slocum on a Mobile,"  on the radio.

11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lou Manati

Lou Diamond Phillips

Lou Pinella

Lou Gehrig

Lou Costello is more like it

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8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Their last four recruiting classes were ranked 1, 4, 6, 8. What happened to those guys?

 

Attrition.  Nobody really wants to go to atm.  They've been money-whipping kids to come long before the NIL was formalized.  They don't really want to be there.  Many don't fit it.  Jimbo is a cock bag, the kids aren't happy, and they've been missing on top tier OL targets and QB's.  The portal is only going to accelerate things.

They haven't figured out the portal can work to your favor as a destination school and crush you if not.  Kids take the money, but the second they think otherwise, they are gone.  Nothing ties them to the school.  They didn't grow up (for the most part) wanting to play for the ags.  There is zero loyalty.  Layer that with an obnoxious, ineffective coach, they bail or just check out.

Look at Lincoln Riley - he left tons of players followed him.  If Jimbo left tomorrow, how many players follow him?  I'll hang up and listen

36 minutes ago, horn4life said:

A question for all the Football Historians out there.  When was the last time the Aggies did not fuck themselves in the ass with a long term coaching contract extension?  

IS the answer R.C. Slocum? He got like three years into a 7 year contract before getting canned.  

 

Forget that question... just pause and for a second think about the fun that was occasionally hearing "Slocum on a Mobile,"  on the radio.

Jackie, and only because they were put on probation

 

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12 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lou Manati

*Malnati

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12 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

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15 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Everything is fine in College Station. Jimbo is just playing possum 

 

fleshlight of the forest

1 minute ago, pubes said:

fleshlight of the forest

Indeed.  You could tell that wasn't a wild possum.  It was some ag's trained... companion...

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23 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Indeed.  You could tell that wasn't a wild possum.  It was some ag's trained... companion...

Emotional support possum.

14 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Emotional support possum.

Anything is a jizz jar if you're aggy enough. 

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16 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Emotional support possum.

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4 hours ago, horn4life said:

A question for all the Football Historians out there.  When was the last time the Aggies did not fuck themselves in the ass with a long term coaching contract extension?  

IS the answer R.C. Slocum? He got like three years into a 7 year contract before getting canned.  

 

Forget that question... just pause and for a second think about the fun that was occasionally hearing "Slocum on a Mobile,"  on the radio.

Slocum on a mobile was great!  Didn’t he call Tech “sand fleas”?

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More like Lou Grant with Jimbo playing the role of Ted Baxter

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16 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

They are taking Jimbo to the Wicker Man?  

4 hours ago, pubes said:

 

Just like Big Lou, Jimbo’s on meds too, and he’s on (wife) number two.

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11 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Haven't you hear the cautionary tale of Sisyphus?

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Dumbed down for aggy …

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20 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Dumbed down for aggy …

Now THAT'S peak surly.  + rep

1 hour ago, orangeut said:

boomhauer's Ole Miss press conference

 

 

Always talks about the mistakes made and what needs to be done, but never shoulders any blame. 

19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Rarely in the history of mankind have so many been so wrong about so much.

Not aggy mankind!

22 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just a bunch of country bumpkins that like to fuck big, ole pumpkins 

 

Just when you thought their weirdness had hit an all time high, they go and out do themselves by hosting a klan rally for the Great Pumpkin. 

Rumor going round Aggy has a signed contract for big $$ with an OC. No word in who that OC is.

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Rumor going round Aggy has a signed contract for big $$ with an OC. No word in who that OC is.

Who the hell would be available in the middle of the year? 

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