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19 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Yep, had three ventures into that part of the graph (slow learner). I think no restraining order was the way to go, 40 years ago that would have just been fuel on the fire. 

I had some degree of fear that the last one in the sequence would show up at my wedding if she got wind of it. 

Same. Amy was beautiful, dumb, and CRAZY.

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2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Same. Amy was beautiful, dumb, and CRAZY.

Ahhh the trifecta!

On 12/27/2022 at 7:12 AM, NoName said:

it's almost like no one wants to go work for a coach who has the ultimate in job security, where you can't make any of your own coaching hires, who refuses to outline job requirements like play calling in contracts and who thinks there really isn't much wrong with the offense.

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They all know if the offense doesn't perform, who Jimbo is going to throw under the bus at the end of next season, even if they didn't call a single play, or assign a single starter.  

That job is a liability for any OC trying to move up the ladder.  Not sure what players will be there once the smoke clears. Most of the portal talent is going to be hard to land at aggy. 

The aggy OC job might not be career suicide, but it can easily set anyone's career back a few years. The risk outweighs the gains. Probably going to be a rough season for the offense. If by some miracle they don't get offered up as a sacrificial lamb after the first season, is half your talent going to hit the portal at the end of the year? Obviously something sent them scrambling to get away from Jimbo this year.  Even if by some miracle the offense does decent, who will end up getting the credit? It's no secret who will catch all the shit if it doesn't.   

Either aggy will pony up another rediculous sum of money for an established OC, or they are bringing in the 12th man off the sidewalk.

14 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Jimbo was paying players at FSU. There was a reason they were good. Same with Saban, Smart, & Dabo.

Saban, Smart and Dabo paid players at FSU?  That seems counterintuitive.  

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Saban, Smart and Dabo paid players at FSU?  That seems counterintuitive.  

Paying em to lose….

didn’t work as planed.

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28 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:


 

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Mike Elko for OC!!!

Wait, he's a defensive guy?

Mike Elko for OC!!!

 

 

 

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23 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Pawl called Jimbo a liar.  Lucci should fist fight Pawl to defend Jimbo and the honor code the aggys hold so dear.  Pawl would probably whip his ass.  Pawl is like Barney Fife.  He is wiry,  

He is wiry, and.....go on

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17 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

He is wiry, and.....go on

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Looch is so cross-eyed he'd never land a punch..

1 minute ago, deft said:

Finomle

Yeah totally uphauling.  I love that he got the hard part of the word right and then still delivered the belly flop at the end.

21 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:


 

As aggy would say…..so, what’s your point?

This is why I find delusional Sec fans (aggy in particular) so insufferable. From Texags:

VatoLocoAggie said:

Where do we rank in State of Texas football program?

Hatefully we have to say TCU is the best team in Texas. 

Do we rank second by default as being the lone SEC rep that plays in the toughest conference and division?

 

I'm not saying these are gospel, but they're . . . something.  Complete agreement on the order of the top 5, and pretty close on the actual rankings.  6/7 flip-flopped.  Sure, A&M is #2 in the state.  I mean, #5.

 

SAGARIN

#8 Texas

#9 TCU

#26 Baylor

#28 Texas Tech

#39 Texas A&M

#60 SMU

#64 Houston

 

ESPN

#6 Texas

#10 TCU

#25 Baylor

#27 Texas Tech

#39 Texas A&M

#53 Houston

#62 SMU

 

Under what logic is Texas ranked higher than TCU again?

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Under what logic is Texas ranked higher than TCU again?

I believe they put extra weight on the "What Starts Here" metric

13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Under what logic is Texas ranked higher than TCU again?

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13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Under what logic is Texas ranked higher than TCU again?

advanced stats love Texas and it's underlying stats against a good schedule. example is FEI

Texas was slightly worse on offense, slightly better on defense, about the same on net points per drive, better on points per drive, and better on points per play

you can see all the underlying stuff here: https://www.bcftoys.com/2022-fei

TCU did not really mark out well in many advanced stats - FEI has Texas at 6, KSU at 7, TCU at 10 for example. they also got dinged because their OOC was horrific (@Colorado, vs Tarleton, @SMU) - and they literally scored the second fewest points against Colorado of any team on their schedule outside of the Cal game (gave up 13 to cal, 38 to TCU and then everyone else scored over 40)

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31 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Under what logic is Texas ranked higher than TCU again?

Because fuck the cockroaches that's why.

 

Any other stupid fucking questions?

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Under what logic is Texas ranked higher than TCU again?

Just the algorithm, man.

You have to squint.

advanced stats love Texas and it's underlying stats against a good schedule. example is FEI
Texas was slightly worse on offense, slightly better on defense, about the same on net points per drive, better on points per drive, and better on points per play
you can see all the underlying stuff here: https://www.bcftoys.com/2022-fei
TCU did not really mark out well in many advanced stats - FEI has Texas at 6, KSU at 7, TCU at 10 for example. they also got dinged because their OOC was horrific (@Colorado, vs Tarleton, @SMU) - and they literally scored the second fewest points against Colorado of any team on their schedule outside of the Cal game (gave up 13 to cal, 38 to TCU and then everyone else scored over 40)

Thanks for the info.

I get maths and all but if there’s anything that really screams stats are for losers, this is it.
6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Thanks for the info.

I get maths and all but if there’s anything that really screams stats are for losers, this is it.

Yeah any ranking that has Texas ahead of TCU right now is bizarre at best, but the Horns would push aggy's shit in, SEC or no SEC, and they know it.

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

This is why I find delusional Sec fans (aggy in particular) so insufferable. From Texags:

VatoLocoAggie said:

Where do we rank in State of Texas football program?

Hatefully we have to say TCU is the best team in Texas. 

Do we rank second by default as being the lone SEC rep that plays in the toughest conference and division?

 

They are behind Texas State, who beat App State. 

7 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech had more wins against SEC teams than aggy this year

 

 

 

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I have seen that a couple of places but Tech only had 1 SEC win and aggy had 2.  What am I missing?

Excuse my ignorance to non-men's sports....but have aggies won any conference championships in women's sports since joining SEC?  I know they are laughably absent in the big three men's sports but wondering how pathetic they've been on the female side.

8 minutes ago, Hozz said:

I have seen that a couple of places but Tech only had 1 SEC win and aggy had 2.  What am I missing?

 

 

13 minutes ago, Hozz said:

I have seen that a couple of places but Tech only had 1 SEC win and aggy had 2.  What am I missing?

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1 hour ago, Hozz said:

I have seen that a couple of places but Tech only had 1 SEC win and aggy had 2.  What am I missing?

aggy spring game...

4 hours ago, Hozz said:

I have seen that a couple of places but Tech only had 1 SEC win and aggy had 2.  What am I missing?

If you consider UT and OU to be SEC teams...

8 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Under what logic is Texas ranked higher than TCU again?

Texas = Much Derka

TCU = Lacking Derka

Its been over 24 hours since there has been a post about how aggy in shit. Let us go into the New Year with this reminder lest we forget. 

1 hour ago, US183 said:

Its been over 24 hours since there has been a post about how aggy in shit. Let us go into the New Year with this reminder lest we forget. 

I keep checking the tv expecting and aggy bowl game?  Did I miss it?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

something to think about. 

Why no mention of the monkey biting?

Here for aggy misery about tcu.

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28 minutes ago, demos said:

Here for aggy misery about tcu.

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Goddammit

Now we're in the awkward position of having to root for Ohio scumbags or SEC Gawga against the aggy-like, pissant toads. FML

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