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The cost of beer at stadiums 2023:
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I’ve banged/pounded coed gash at 98% of these schools
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9 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


I’ve banged/pounded coed gash at 98% of these schools

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4 hours ago, royiv said:

Hmmm. I have season tickets at Amon Carter and go to 3-4 games per season. I would love to know where one can find one of these $3 beers. They do have a pregame “happy hour” special one hour before kickoff and even that’s $5 IIRC.

Look for the meister brau tent

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14 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Oregon fans:

Five dollars a beer. Good gosh! I never ever want to leave here…”

Tulane $3 suds would be awesome.

17 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The cost of beer at stadiums 2023:

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I see aggy has finally found a need to drink heavily.

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I see aggy has finally found a need to drink heavily.

They have some debt to pay off. 

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42 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They has some debt to pay off. 

That too (for Jimbo and  loans from the university).

Seeing reports that aggy RB Darrin Lewis passed away last night after a bout with cancer. Dude was a stud in college. Was serving a 27-year sentence for armed robbery when he was released due to his cancer fight.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Seeing reports that aggy RB Darrin Lewis passed away last night after a bout with cancer. Dude was a stud in college. Was serving a 27-year sentence for armed robbery when he was released due to his cancer fight.

He was good. And they were cheating.

Still, I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. RIP.

 

18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The cost of beer at stadiums 2023:

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Guessing it's 10 dollars because of the cups, right?

40 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Seeing reports that aggy RB Darrin Lewis passed away last night after a bout with cancer. Dude was a stud in college. Was serving a 27-year sentence for armed robbery when he was released due to his cancer fight.

Another one that ran out of time?

 

 

 

…I know I’m going to hell but you mfers are coming with me.

Never forget the brotherhood that exists between SEC and the the Aggys.

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Seeing reports that aggy RB Darrin Lewis passed away last night after a bout with cancer. Dude was a stud in college. Was serving a 27-year sentence for armed robbery when he was released due to his cancer fight.

We beat his Dallas Carter team 17-14 my junior year in HS.  Carter was REALLY poorly coached then and they did absolutely nothing other than Lewis busting 2 80-yard runs.  

Kinda surprised he's still alive.  You have to be a real coke fiend to flunk a test at the NFL combine.

But he’s not still alive.

18 hours ago, deft said:


Are you speaking of the “mind numbing effects of alcohol”?

Here's the quip from John "Not Very" Sharp, and then the story of tbe SEC approval of alcohol sales. Pay close attention to the dates of the articles 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Lord knows their "Hall of Champions" has enough space to add at least 4 walk-up bars on gameday.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Lord knows their "Hall of Champions" has enough space to add at least 4 walk-up bars on gameday.  

Bars? Hell, they could fit a brewery and a couple dozen tasting rooms in there and still have room for indoor cornhole tournaments.

Without a doubt, there is a lot of cornholing going on in there on any given game weekend.

Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.

22 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Oregon fans:

Five dollars a beer. Good gosh! I never ever want to leave here…”

Same idiots who didn't even know how to pump their own gas a few years ago. 

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RIP, Darren. I know you had some problems off the field, but no one deserves the wretched disease. 

And the cancer part too.
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16 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:


And the cancer part too.

Yep. I have had several family members pass away from that shit. My beloved granddad had brain cancer and I saw a man who was lively go from 220 lbs to a Skelton. He still had the love, but it hurt so had seeing him like that I just couldn't stop crying. I loved that man more than anyone in my entire life, and it still affects until this day. He passed in 2006. 

 

RIP, Grandad. I love you. 

Regardless of where the bars, I am sure the "Lister" will cut the lines and eat the bar tab receipts.

On 6/20/2024 at 5:49 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

 

Rusty’s gay and won’t tolerate hate speech.  

Rusty is a good dude , above probably true . Closest thing to investigative reporting in Brazos county- all via twitter . I fear for him sometimes- but he’ll call shit out , good for him.  

On 6/22/2024 at 5:27 PM, DaysOff said:

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You'd think they are dressed that way because their team is in the CWS finals, but, no, they dress like that all the time.

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3 hours ago, DaysOff said:

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Johnny Winter is alive and aggy?

Do NOT trash Johnny Winter. Great blues player. This bag hag could not hold a candle to his talent.

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Do NOT trash Johnny Winter. Great blues player. This bag hag could not hold a candle to his talent.

Amen, brother. Check out "Be Careful With A Fool" from Winter's second album. Originally recorded and released by B.B. King in 1957, Winter nails it in his '69 version. BTW, that wasn't Johnny in that picture; that was Edgar. 

Another BTW: Tommy Shannon, Stevie's great bass player, was with Johnny on the above recording. Killer good.

Oh, were we talking about football??? Sorry . . .

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She looks more to me like Jackie Rodgers, Jr.  

 

Imagine being on summer vacation (I assume) and dressing like you're going to a fucking tailgate.

WTF

36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

You can tell that guy at the end who is with his daughter I presume feels out of place and wants to GTFO.   I’m glad none of my kids went to aggy although one flirted with going to Grad school there.   

23 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

You can tell that guy at the end who is with his daughter I presume feels out of place and wants to GTFO.   I’m glad none of my kids went to aggy although one flirted with going to Grad school there.   

My first csb: Oldest sister went to aggy. Was there during the end of Farmer Fran, beginning of Sherman eras. She was a 2%er and the only time she ever went back to aggyland was when my stepbrother graduated. That was almost 10 years ago. Stepbrother only went there because he was offered a full ride scholarship and was also a 2%er. Has not returned to aggyland since graduation and has no reason to ever go back. He hated a lot of those turditions. Freshman year he told me his then girlfriend dragged him to midnight yell once(he was there during the Manziel years) and he thought it was the stupidest thing ever and a waste of time. To quote my brother: "So instead of hanging out at the bars at Northgate or going on a "real" date, we go yell in the stadium at midnight? Fucking retarded." 

Second csb: My youngest brother's best friend in high school got a scholarship offer to TCU. Instead, his aggy honk dad made him turn it down and told him he was going to aggy to be in the corps. When the kid protested saying he didn't want to do that or enroll at aggy because he didn't feel like he belonged there, his dad told him tough shit along with something like, "I was in the corps and so were your older brothers, cousins, uncles and both of your grandfathers so this is what we do. You don't have a choice." Last time I heard, the kid hated his college experience and was trying to find any way to get the fuck out of aggyland. Also resents his dad for forcing him to join the corps. 

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

My first csb: Oldest sister went to aggy. Was there during the end of Farmer Fran, beginning of Sherman eras. She was a 2%er and the only time she ever went back to aggyland was when my stepbrother graduated. That was almost 10 years ago. Stepbrother only went there because he was offered a full ride scholarship and was also a 2%er. Has not returned to aggyland since graduation and has no reason to ever go back. He hated a lot of those turditions. Freshman year he told me his then girlfriend dragged him to midnight yell once(he was there during the Manziel years) and he thought it was the stupidest thing ever and a waste of time. To quote my brother: "So instead of hanging out at the bars at Northgate or going on a "real" date, we go yell in the stadium at midnight? Fucking retarded." 

Second csb: My youngest brother's best friend in high school got a scholarship offer to TCU. Instead, his aggy honk dad made him turn it down and told him he was going to aggy to be in the corps. When the kid protested saying he didn't want to do that or enroll at aggy because he didn't feel like he belonged there, his dad told him tough shit along with something like, "I was in the corps and so were your older brothers, cousins, uncles and both of your grandfathers so this is what we do. You don't have a choice." Last time I heard, the kid hated his college experience and was trying to find any way to get the fuck out of aggyland. Also resents his dad for forcing him to join the corps. 

The second scenario is more common than many aggy would admit.  A couple my childhood friends fit this big time.  They were both brothers and had three siblings that went aggy too and mother and father were hardcore aggy grads, post grad.  Father was actually a top administrator at the aggy extension agency here in Corpus.  Anyhow the two brothers were not crazy about going, but because they basically got a free ride they went.  

On 6/21/2024 at 8:52 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Agreed 

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You would at first think they lost a bet...., but then realize this is their normal attire. 

90 miles is too close. Weird ass school/turditions.

20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Corps dork dump 

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This pic would be perfect with Niedermeyer and his horse photoshopped in...

 

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