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If Rutgers should lose, aggy fucks will be telling everyone about how they would have won.

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah, that “12” is intentional

 

 

 

 

 

 

and awesome

Funny thing is I looked through a lot of the comments and didn't see anyone acknowledge it 

28 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

If Rutgers should lose, aggy fucks will be telling everyone about how they would have won.

They’ll play this disingenuous game that the game was meaningless and missing was not a big deal

 

After they accepted the bowl bid…….

Fighting Texas Aggies.   Home of the “Poon Man”

Hey ags, had this been a playoff game, you still bail?

 

Ill hang up and wait….

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20 hours ago, Deej said:

And you just know they'll be putting their hand out for their cut of the other SEC bowl games.

Here's the latest out of B/CS media (love how they reference the 25th ranked 8-4 aggys.  Oh the greatness!):

 

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For those actually interested in reading this tripe:

https://theeagle.com/eedition/page-b1/page_b3a946f9-b71f-5d3a-9d52-9bd49651c228.html

https://theeagle.com/eedition/page-b3/page_19393c72-1c0c-59d6-a37c-5bafb7cd7173.html

 

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added links

11 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Think Billy owns a piece. Gave is the guy Billy picks on to show how masculine he is to the boards, and that he’s totally, legitimately, definitely not gay. Just really really picky about this women. 

This guy?

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5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You know what?  Fuck aggy; that’s what. What a stain on the [s]sport[s] world. 

Fify

fuck. Forgot how to strike thru on mobile. 

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By “not gay,” does that mean he fucks female sheep exclusively?
It just means he can't see what's on the other side of the gloryhole.
I dunno.  But if that was intentional, it was brilliant.  I'll wait and see just how much Aggies freak out about the video before deciding if it was intentional or just the only bowling ball they could find in North Jersey on short notice (narrator: North Jersey is the bowling alley capital of the world).  Either way, go Scarlet! 
Has to be intentional, and it's greatness. aggy has made enough fuss trying to sue everyone in the country who puts a 1 and 2 together even people in NJ are aware.
3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Brandi made Lee Corso look like Nostradamus. 

I would guess that only about 30% of this board even remembers that lunatics nickname was Brandi.    that crazy fucker was too crazy for fucking Texags and 12th fan back in the mid-00's heydey of message boards.

38 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I would guess that only about 30% of this board even remembers that lunatics nickname was Brandi.    that crazy fucker was too crazy for fucking Texags and 12th fan back in the mid-00's heydey of message boards.

True. Fortunately, your avatar lives on. 

4 hours ago, Horn80 said:

If Alabama should lose, aggy fucks will be telling everyone about how they would have won.

fify bc they got the caint-heppits.

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Don’t forget, when CdC asked the aggy AD to schedule a OOC game with Texas, they said they were “filled up”. 
Then a month or two later put Prairie View in that slot.

freaking liars

and if they really like their "12th Man" coming out of the stands than they aren't going to like that Auburn literally did that in 1990. Redshirt freshman RB was told he was not going to play in opener and he was sitting in the stands when they paged him at halftime. He suited up and had several carries in second half.

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1990-09-12-9002130697-story.html

More than 85% of the team was vaccinated, meaning at that point they are not even required to test.  Duck and cover move like no other.  

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They didn't test. They just lied about it like they do everything else.

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

They didn't test. They just lied about it like they do everything else.

Aggy never lies, cheats, or steals.  Of course, Jackie Sherrill was their hero until Johnny 8 ball came along.

15 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

He was addicted to drugs. And he was a legit psycho. He was an ex-Aggie walk on player. At least one poster here knew him personally. 

I think he met up to fight a TexasAgs Longhorn poster at some ranch in Hays County.  It was a big deal when it happened because Horn dude showed up with two friends. They were outnumbered by ag morons.  Anyway, Texags had numerous follow-up posts after the fight.  It only lasted a few minutes.  Horn dude got got.  I think 13-0 talked shit for months but yea, the cult turned on him at some point.  It was fun getting a rise out of him on the 360 boards.  It was so easy to trigger that dude.

 

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Anyone that knows anything about aggy knows they're lying. I don't care what the topic is- they're lying...

Not scared to play Texas- lying.

Can't play bowl game- lying. 

12th man fairy tale- lying. 

Bevo name story- lying. 

Waco story- lying.

Sully- lying. 

It's their CULTure. They stole the honor code for fucks sake 

 

Not being a literary institution, TAMU doesn’t teach history as part of its trade school level curriculum. Thus, it is left to us to be the caretakers of Texas history. 

On Christmas Eve, my friends, let us not forget Texian egg nog. 

“In 1843 -- two years before Texas became a U.S. state -- General Thomas Green of the Army of the Texas Republic and 160 of his soldiers "were being held prisoner by the Mexican general Santa Ana of Alamo fame after a failed border raid.

To celebrate San Jacinto Day, Green related, the captives bribed their guard to smuggle in 30 dozen eggs, a large loaf of sugar, and seven gallons each of "ass's milk" and mezcal, which the guards "brought in in animal-gut tubes curled up under their shakos." From those unlikely provisions, the Texans whipped up "such an egg-nog as never before was seen or drank under the 19th degree of northlatitude," Green bragged.”

25 oz Mezcal
4 c Milk (whole, raw if available)
10  Whole egg
1 c Sugar
Instructions

Separate eggs. Beat sugar and yolks. Stir in mezcal. Whip the egg whites and fold in. Stir in the milk slowly. 2-3 hrs in fridge before serving.

Notes

You can add one cake of mexican chocolate. Grate it into 1 cup of milk and stir over low heat until dissolved, then allow the mixture to cool before adding.
Can substitute reposado tequila for the mezcal.

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6 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

SEC 0-2 in bowls this year plus one quitting gutless chicken.

I saw a headline where it’s the first time the sec has lost 2 games to non-P5 teams in a bowl season. 

Did you guys see that aggy who ran out of airbags?  Damn shame.  Only the good die young.  aggy will continue to pollute the world, while the girl died.  RIP

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32933686/washington-safety-deshazor-everett-was-driver-fatal-crash-according-sheriff-office

Edit: pic added…fuck, lost a good one 

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Edited by ChiTownDoc

As expected, aggy is using contact tracing as the cover up for Bost tweeting his negative test. 

Liucci reported that aggy had been in isolation since last Saturday. The CDC recommendation is 10 days. That means a 10 day quarantine would have ended on around the 28th. 3 full days before the bowl game. 

My guess is the contact tracing talk is just bullshit to begin with but even if that's the case there's no reason this game still couldn't have been played. 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Need to rebuild after an 8-4-forfeit season. Okaaaaay. Unfortunate circumstances… lol aggy 
 

Them goal posts are moving early and/or best to set the bar low 

https://gigemgazette.com/2021/12/24/2022-will-rebuilding-year-texas-am-football-team/amp/

 

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Ahh the excuse trampoline thats at the bottom of the aggy roller coaster season that inevitably bounces the train back on the track to start climbing again. December's 'rebuilding year' on the horizon becomes the 'THIS IS THE YEAR ' that the just-concluded years was a few months prior by late spring 

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy?

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Someone may wanna check that guys VP shunt.  

Year 5 of Jimbo already being framed as a rebuild. 

When exactly is he expected to win something? 

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Just now, texasstrong12 said:

Year 5 of Jimbo already being framed as a rebuild. 

When exactly is he expected to win something? 

202_

 

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3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

202_

 

2___

31 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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They may not even win a conference championship with Jimbo. This will always be hilarious. 

15 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

They may not even win a conference championship with Jimbo. This will always be hilarious. 

May not?

24 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

They may not even win a conference championship with Jimbo. This will always be hilarious. 

They should try winning their division first.  Baby steps and all that.

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

thats some high quality stupidity there.   especially after you got your quote on national news last week. 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This guy?

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The show with hot wings and even hotter questions?

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7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

The fuck was he doing on Christmas Eve?

Looks like he was arrested last weekend.  I’ll put $5 on an alcohol related offense.

Just now, DaggerHorns said:

It’s weed.

He should stay in Dallas County then.  Wouldn’t even be a thing unless he was dealing.

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