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Well, see, a bank account number is a Mark of the Beast. Real Christians don’t use secular banks. They use Biblical Banking, which coincidentally, requires no reporting or tracking of curious chunks of money coming in from dubious or unidentified sources.
Thanks for asking, you Satanist bastard.
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How do you live to be 51 years old in the United States and not have had a bank account in your name at some point?  How the fuck do you buy a house without a bank account?  Every single elected official I've ever known from councilmember to Senator has at some point, bought something innocuous on the campaign trail like a coffee or a taxi ride, and then been reimbursed later on by the campaign funds back to their bank account.  This is the weirdest thing so far about this guy, and that's saying something.

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And of course he's a high-ranking member on the subcommittee for financial regulation and antitrust.  

"Look, this subcommittee needs an independent, fresh perspective.  I can be more effective by banking with my imaginary friend, Toby.  That was I'm not encumbered by the big lobby banking establishment.  No, not lobbyists.  Like the actual giant lobby of a bank branch with the stained chairs and expired magazines.  Who needs it, amirite America?"  

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8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

How do you live to be 51 years old in the United States and not have had a bank account in your name at some point?  How the fuck do you buy a house without a bank account?

Harlan Crowe buys it and you pay him back by sponsoring and supporting legislation that makes him richer?

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Mr. Speaker, how do you explain this?

"Well, it's that I'm kind of between banks right now."

For the past 33 years, you've been between banks?

"Yes, that's correct.  My last bank was in Canada.  I met the banker while on Spring Break at Niagara Falls, you see." 

Let me guess, your new banker is named...

"You guessed it!  George Santos!" 

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46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, see, a bank account number is a Mark of the Beast. Real Christians don’t use secular banks. They use Biblical Banking, which coincidentally, requires no reporting or tracking of curious chunks of money coming in from dubious or unidentified sources.
Thanks for asking, you Satanist bastard.

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Let's just all say it and get it over with.  We know it's coming.  We know it's in poor taste given what's happening geopolitically.  But we all know it's right there.  

Mike Johnson doesn't trust traditional banks because they're run by the Jews.  

wait for it...

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

How do you live to be 51 years old in the United States and not have had a bank account in your name at some point? 

In his name is the key phrase,  plenty of people have bank accounts in somebody else’s name, so that they aren’t directly tied to them.

Unfortunately even a half-assed search warrant or court order can turn them, but it can be hard for a nosy spouse.

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I know I say this flippantly but we all know this guy is gay. Not that that matters at all. But he is so closeted because of his hate that he can't admit it. The more things change, the more the stay the same. And who cares who he is banging until they make it something so central to their life. Maybe only worry about yourself and who gives a shit about what anyone else is doing as long as it doesn't harm you? Make me understand these fucking weirdos.

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

In his name is the key phrase,  plenty of people have bank accounts in somebody else’s name, so that they aren’t directly tied to them. 

I've heard that's where they keep all the gold in California 

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2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I know I say this flippantly but we all know this guy is gay. Not that that matters at all. But he is so closeted because of his hate that he can't admit it. The more things change, the more the stay the same. And who cares who he is banging until they make it something so central to their life. Maybe only worry about yourself and who gives a shit about what anyone else is doing as long as it doesn't harm you? Make me understand these fucking weirdos.

Religion does stupid shit to stupid people

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8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

uh, the dude is from louisiana.  he obviously cashes his checks at the casino every other friday.  this is not news, guys.

"If this yo bet hits, it's just God's will. Now come on shooter, hit that sumbitch."

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Former staffers criticized Mace’s decision to vote to oust former Speaker Kevin McCarthy. Mace later used her vote to cast herself as a maverick, fundraising aggressively off the move.

But according to a former senior aide, she didn’t actually care all that much. “She saw the votes on the board and said, ‘Fuck it, I’m just gonna vote for it just so I can go on TV and talk about it.’”

 

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