Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0

[jimmyjazz 45,055]

15 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Damn. You can likely get more than a 10 just by checking “C” on all of the choices.

I checked out a sample test, and most of the questions were multiple choice with 4 options.  I would think guessing would easily clear the 31 bar if all questions are weighted equally, since there are 225 questions.  I wasn't even paying very good attention and got over 90% correct, with a couple of really stupid mistakes.  It does test some pretty specific learned facts, though.  I didn't know hardly any of the biology answers.

[Ten Bears 2,436]

 

I took a practice ASVAB test and I just might have the right stuff.  12/12 score and I am a idoit.

However the test writer might not be too smart either.

 

[F250 28,379]

39 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

 

I took a practice ASVAB test and I just might have the right stuff.  12/12 score and I am a idoit.

However the test writer might not be too smart either.

 

Congratulations! Now it's time to move on to the physical.

 

 

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I checked out a sample test, and most of the questions were multiple choice with 4 options.  I would think guessing would easily clear the 31 bar if all questions are weighted equally, since there are 225 questions.  I wasn't even paying very good attention and got over 90% correct, with a couple of really stupid mistakes.  It does test some pretty specific learned facts, though.  I didn't know hardly any of the biology answers.

my impression of the few questions I answered was that they were formulated in such a way that even if you didn't know the learned answer, deducting reasoning would kick in and you would be lead to the likely answer. I answered a couple on that basis alone and got them right even though I didn't know the answer. It seemed pretty easy, but of course, I just recently completed the ARE so everything seems easy by comparison

[Chewbacca 7,612]

41 minutes ago, F250 said:

Congratulations! Now it's time to move on to the physical.

 

 

Man, I could crush all of that with the exception of the weight limit

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18 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Much less concerned that he was acquitted by a jury than that he is still able to own a firearm.

How about the fact that he’s allowed to be a juror?

[TexasEd 8,011]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How about the fact that he’s allowed to be a juror?

Probably one of the easiest dismissals from jury duty ever.

Judge: State your name

Chump: Kyle Ritten-

Judge: You're dismissed, next.

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16 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Probably one of the easiest dismissals from jury duty ever.

Judge: State your name

Chump: Kyle Ritten-

Judge: You're dismissed, next.

You'd be lucky enough to have a warning that he's stupid, though. Think of how many idiots make it into a real jury undetected

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Having a number of Marines on both sides of my family, let me crack wise with all due respect...

In Dean Wormer's voice, 

"Mr. Rittenhouse.  All eligibility for Texas A&M, Blinn College, and now jury duty.  All incomplete.  I'd inform your local draft board that you're now eligible for service in the United States Marine Corps.  But it seems you managed screw that up, too.  Fat, homicidal, and stupid is no way to go through life son..."  

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18 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Man, I could crush all of that with the exception of the weight limit

That’s what I was thinking. Medicine ball would be a bitch on my 40 yo shoulders, though. Didn’t think I’d be over weight, username blah blah.  I’m pretty well past the weight (~20#) but the physical wouldn’t be an issue.  Even if he wasn’t mentally  insufficient, not a chance short and fat Rittenhouse makes those weights. 

[aggie08 20,210]

You mean to tell me that his exemplary "trigger discipline" that the right jerked themselves off about for months wasn't taken into consideration???

[Willfully Horn 7,820]

18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How about the fact that he’s allowed to be a juror?

Well, he was able to convince his jury he shot in self defense, so he’s not the only dullard in the jury pool.

 

Edited April 6 by Willfully Horn

[Biff Tannen 44,917]

On 4/4/2024 at 7:55 PM, Willfully Horn said:

Much less concerned that he was acquitted by a jury than that he is still able to own a firearm.

Well, but you see, these guys in the 1700s said we all get to have pew pew toys no matter what.  NO MATTER WHAT.

[Captainant 26,861]

8 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Well, he was able to convince his jury he shot in self defense, so he’s not the only dullard in the jury pool.

Only because the judge on the case wouldn't let the prosecution show the video of him from a couple months prior stating his desire to "go shoot a looter"

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I guess that's the only way he can get into college.

[TexasEd 8,011]

The sad part is he is the one that published the video and all it shows is that 8 people came out to give him the bird.  He's trying to prop up his relevance, but only relevant because he killed people and even then he gets like 8 protesters.

We shouldn't post about him here until he is in jail, beat up or dead.

Edited April 19 by TexasEd

[High Plains Drifter 10,914]

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

was one of those guys wearing an orange prison jumpsuit?

Or was it one of those fireproof suits oil field workers wear?

 

 

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Yeah, I think it's some kinda work/safety outfit.  I doubt there's any oilfields near Kent, OH.  

In a master stroke of irony, would have been nice if one of students at Kent State opened fire on Kyle's fascist ass.  

Also, the fuck with the security detail guy rolling down the window?  Not that any of those students looked threatening but first rule of rolling out of a hostile area is keep the fucking windows up.  Get in the car, buckle in so you're harder to pull out and 3rd-roll up the windows/lock doors.  First fucking thing they teach you in Mexico.  This guy's making tiktok clips while exposing the vehicle occupants.  Appropriate that his security detail is as stupid as Kyle, I suppose.  

[TexasEd 8,011]

Just now, YGIFS said:

Yeah, I think it's some kinda work/safety outfit.  I doubt there's any oilfields near Kent, OH.  

In a master stroke of irony, would have been nice if one of students at Kent State opened fire on Kyle's fascist ass.  

Also, the fuck with the security detail guy rolling down the window?  Not that any of those students looked threatening but first rule of rolling out of a hostile area is keep the fucking windows up.  Get in the car, buckle in so you're harder to pull out and 3rd-roll up the windows/lock doors.  First fucking thing they teach you in Mexico.  This guy's making tiktok clips while exposing the vehicle occupants.  Appropriate that his security detail is as stupid as Kyle, I suppose.  

Kyle rolled down the window for his video.  He wanted to talk to the 8 protestors.

 

[aggie08 20,210]

So they obviously chose Kent State as one of the speaking venues as some sick, twisted joke that right wingers find funny, right? Protestors being put in their place and what not.

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Shit, my bad.  It looked like he got in the front seat, and the other guy was in the back filming.  But now I see that dude had a beard in the front seat.  I gotta get my new glasses.  

Anyway, still a dumb move on Kyle's part.  Those students were remarkably self-restrained.  I would have thrown something at his head or at least spit on his face.  

Anybody gets constipated today at work after lunch today, here's Kyle's speaking agent's phone number.  Make up a pretend event that you want Kyle to make an appearance at, he's fun to fuck with: 

Brian Lord:  615.861.3294 

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35 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

So they obviously chose Kent State as one of the speaking venues as some sick, twisted joke that right wingers find funny, right? Protestors being put in their place and what not.

it has to be.  

what's funny is that Rittenhouse is nothing but a tin solider.

and reminds me of one of the greatest photos of the 20th century.  Pulitzer Prize winning.

 

[Goredho 17,154]

Someone should have told him "Fat, MAGA drunk & stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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Since you’ve yet to take a college course, your GPA is 0.0

all courses, incomplete. 

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

was one of those guys wearing an orange prison jumpsuit?

Or was it one of those fireproof suits oil field workers wear?

 

 

it's a scooby doo onesie with the head pulled down

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And you’ll be pleased to know, that I’ve notified all of your local draft boards and let them know that you are now, all, all eligible for military service.  Except Kyle who is both physically and mentally unfit for Basic.  

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Except Kyle who is both physically and mentally unfit for Basic.  

This is still such an amazing statement.  Torbush. 

[jimmyjazz 45,055]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Since you’ve yet to take a college course, your GPA is 0.0

all courses, incomplete. 

Actually, I think this is a situation in which L'Hopital's Rule must be applied.

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18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Edited April 19 by mchookem

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

And you’ll be pleased to know, that I’ve notified all of your local draft boards and let them know that you are now, all, all eligible for military service.  Except Kyle who is both physically and mentally unfit for Basic.  

I think he could've qualified for McNamara's unit

[tchookem 3,892]

Shit, my bad.  It looked like he got in the front seat, and the other guy was in the back filming.  But now I see that dude had a beard in the front seat.  I gotta get my new glasses.  
Anyway, still a dumb move on Kyle's part.  Those students were remarkably self-restrained.  I would have thrown something at his head or at least spit on his face.  
Anybody gets constipated today at work after lunch today, here's Kyle's speaking agent's phone number.  Make up a pretend event that you want Kyle to make an appearance at, he's fun to fuck with: 
Brian Lord:  615.861.3294 

We have a speaking engagement with like-minded people...

[4th&Five 41,055]

[Macanudo 12,649]

Interesting choice with the (shitty) wannabe pornstache.  That's the closest he'll get to it other than watching it online.

[Blotto 23,226]

41 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Interesting choice with the (shitty) wannabe pornstache.  That's the closest he'll get to it other than watching it online.

I'm pretty sure that's just detritus from Nick Fuente's asshole. 

Edited April 29 by Blotto

[Goredho 17,154]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Holy fuck, Officer Rod Farva is real.

Edited April 29 by Goredho

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Or what, Kyle?  You'll light my ass on fire?  /newjack

[Macanudo 12,649]

11 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Holy fuck, Officer Rod Farva is real.

You think Rittenhouse knows what a liter of cola is?

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I don't want a large Rittenhouse, goddamnit!  I want a literacola!  

Kyle, "Doesn't matter I got turned down by Blinn, A&M, and the U.S. Army...I'm about to win a million bucks!"  

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Not to be out done by JP Staples.

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Terrible camera angle, but did he need help to beat up a girl?

[Macanudo 12,649]

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Terrible camera angle, but did he need help to beat up a girl?

But of course.

[South Austin 51,409]

He just made Trump’s VP list.

[jimmyjazz 45,055]

On 4/29/2024 at 12:12 PM, Blotto said:

I'm pretty sure that's just detritus from Nick Fuente's asshole. 

Jeez, dude.

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Never wear crocs to a fight 

[Burt 4,040]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Never wear crocs to a fight 

Say less.

Edited May 5 by Burt

[C-Man 26,535]

 
 

Isn’t this really old?

[SubliminalHorn 6,326]

He needs to wipe that choco milk from his lip

[Bullneck 18,617]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Isn’t this really old?

Maybe.  But I'm old, too, and forgot about it. But now that you mention it, probably.  

But it's probably not a bad idea to revisit his "greatest hits."  (Get it?  "Hits")?  /rimshot/