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12 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

you know he's gonna win right?

How much money do you have that you are willing to wager on that ?

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25 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

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Gimme a bit.  I've got some ideas.

Nevermind my thought that we could retire the national debt if we just charged people $500 a pop to piss on his grave.  I'd probably do it annually till I die.

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is the best and most succinct example of what the internet has done to us.  This is why we are doomed.

Correction: it is the SECOND best and most succinct example of what the internet has done to us.

The first such example is....boobs.  Lots, and lots, and lots of boobs.

So, good sir, I will NOT have you besmirching the internet's good name!

9 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

How much money do you have that you are willing to wager on that ?

Watch your ass. I bet a MAGA fool on the 2020 election and he has yet to pony up.

I gave him plenty of chances to back out, showed him the surveys, explained the effect of Covid, told him Hilary was not running, mid terms etc. He still stepped in it.

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  You don't rest while the existential threat still breathes.

Here's what we did to the last even remotely "existential threat" we faced:

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The threat isn't gone until the threat is completely and totally destroyed.  Until you have an unconditional surrender in Tokyo Bay, you fight, and crush, and burn.  And keep doing it.

Dropping an atom bomb on MAL seems a bit much

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Watch your ass. I bet a MAGA fool on the 2020 election and he has yet to pony up.

I gave him plenty of chances to back out, showed him the surveys, explained the effect of Covid, told him Hilary was not running, mid terms etc. He still stepped in it.

Put him on blast 

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Dropping an atom bomb on MAL seems a bit much

Or it’s not enough 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Dropping an atom bomb on MAL seems a bit much

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LOL at the edits.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Correction: it is the SECOND best and most succinct example of what the internet has done to us.

The first such example is....boobs.  Lots, and lots, and lots of boobs.

So, good sir, I will NOT have you besmirching the internet's good name!

 

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Dropping an atom bomb on MAL seems a bit much

 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Biff gets it.

16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Dropping an atom bomb on MAL seems a bit much

Do we have a spare one for the Villages while we're at it?

2 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Do we have a spare one for the Villages while we're at it?

And College Station.   And Norman.  And Waco.  And...

3 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Do we have a spare one for the Villages while we're at it?

Just nuke Florida from orbit. Sorry Disney. But we can wait until Sept 9 when Jimbo is in Miami 

4 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Do we have a spare one for the Villages while we're at it?

Do you want all those STDs blown all across the country? 

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I’m in.  We are fond of animals in New Orleans, so instead of the Clydesdales, I recommend Marge and Ted and Josh pull him, who will be whipped through the streets by two Powerball raffle winners to ensure that the corpse is dragged quickly enough. For late night entertainment, those three will be put in a cage in Jackson Square  - and forced to fight over one well-done steak with catchup for their sustenance - and our amusement. 

They still need IBS, or at least a spastic colon.

12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

children are chaos engines

fuckin woke children

So a former U.S. President, and not us pack of degenerates, finally used the term "the big Orange one" in a social media post?  

And his three years in the making, press conference to shatter everything we've ever known about reality has been indefinitely postponed because a lawyer who once handled some legal issues for Joey Buttafuoco said it might not be a good idea?  Well I guess I'll see you fuckers In New Orleans for this Clydesdales Pride parade thing.  

 

Why would his attorney not want him to get this exonerating evidence out there? Very puzzling. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Kerik is one of the "un-indicted co-conspirators"

 

btw these idiots like Kerik and the MAGA senators/reps need to shut up because they are likely being called as witnesses and the GA case will be televised.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

This reply pretty much covers the flaw in the MAGA logic:

 

 

The MAGA logical flaw is even more ridiculously flawed than that.  If all it takes to prove a crime are allegations of them on the internet, then Donald Trump is guilty of every charge in every one of these indictments and a LOT more.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

A huge part of the reason Trump won in 2016 is because a significant fraction of Clinton supporters didn't think there was any way he could win, and so they stayed home.  

Trump:  63.0M

Clinton:  65.8M

Other:  7.7M

Total:  136.5M

 

In 2020, those numbers were quite different, and there is no reason to believe the Democrats and independents are going to slide back into complacency about Trump's chances:

Trump:  74.2M

Biden:  81.3M

Other:  2.9M

Total:  158.4M

 

Sure there is. It'll be 4 years later and most people haven't seen him losing his mind on Truth social every day. If it weren't for the criminal prosecutions that will be ongoing to remind everyone, a decent chunk of the electorate would absolutely forget why they thought Trump was so awful in 2020 by the time November 2024 comes around.

I know I'm a broken record on this, but only like four of y'all actually seem to get it. The American electorate has the memory of a mayfly. After losing in Iraq, the mess that was the government's response to Katrina, and causing the worst recession since the Great Depression, the GOP had record gains in Congress and in statehouses all over the country in 2010, just two years after Obama's election. Even after a horrible failure of a governmental response to the pandemic, Trump came much closer than anyone wants to acknowledge to winning reelection in 2020. Everyone was horrified by 1/6, but within a year so many had forgotten about it that the GOP was treating those who stormed the Capitol as heroic patriots and took back the House in 2022. I can go on with examples all day.

Despite everything the GOP has done, there's still tens of millions of undecided voters who view the GOP as essentially a normal political party. People can adjust to accept a whole lot of outrageous shit as normal and the voters we need to win are generally not very smart people. They basically vote on vibes influenced by all sorts of ridiculous shit. 

Do I think Trump is likely to win the general next year? No. Luckily some prosecutors finally got their shit together and there will be criminal prosecutions ongoing during his campaign, reminding voters of a small portion of the worst shit he did and giving him plenty of new chances to publicly embarrass himself. His constant whining will absolutely hurt him politically (and probably legally too).  And the Dobbs backlash is the one exception to the "everyone forgets shit immediately" law of politics. If Biden and the Dems can stop being so timid on abortion and actually seize on that, they should do pretty well in the general next year. But Trump probably has better odds of winning in 2024 right now than anyone was giving him in the days before the 2016 election, and we know what happened then.  Anyone who thinks that Trump or the GOP is definitely done for is living in a fantasy world and refuses to learn anything from real experiences.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Or it’s not enough 

I’ve heard that It’s really the only way to be sure.

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13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Still a fascinating statistic after all these decades.  Last time a Democratic Presidential nominee won a general election and took office for a previous Democratic President who left office of their own volition (left before 2-term limit deal was an issue or just decided not to run again, does not include death in office or assassination) was Buchanan after Pierce.  Curiously, both one-term presidents.  And that occurred, by the time of the next inauguration, 164 years ago.  

I honestly don't know if Trump will be dead, or unavailable to run, if another GOP nominee will win, if y'all's party will somebody else forward over an aging Biden, or if Biden himself will win a well-deserved second term.

But our history of Presidents is much more curious than most people realize.  But what I do know is that very, very soon...Donald Trump...the 45th President of the United States.  And perhaps the 47th (hopefully not, but history is a mad scientist).  He is going to die.  And for the first and only occurrence in every single lifetime of every poster on here...we will witness the celebration of a fallen President.  We all watched Presidents get voted out, impeached, even shot.  But we all rallied and wished them well because they were public servants, public leaders, public disciples.  But we get to watch Donald Trump die.  We get to celebrate it.  We get to watch the world embrace it.  We get to see his moronic followers weep over his casket in the Capitol while we wind them up to murder one another at the post-game tailgate.  We get to see, for the first time in the history of our Republic, the dead body of our former Head of State, literally get pissed on.  That is not nothing.  We have buried controversial presidents, mourned those that died in office, or went to the other side after passing in old age despite controversy and tumult.  But this guy is going out soon and we get to watch 24/7 coverage of the world celebrating his death and his confused acolytes seeking meaning in a time of great despair.  I get to laugh at tens of millions of stupid people in real time and show my children what true evil looks like with visual aids.  Enjoy it folks, because god willing-it will never, ever happen again in our lifetime.

Many of the world's worst despots have had their graves unmarked, moved, or destroyed so that they would not serve as rallying points for extremist movements.  We may actually get to shit on America's shittiest President.  Yeah, few of us gonna get arrested.  But think about that.  We get to debase the grave of our worst American, who somehow led us.  

May his grave be treated in the same manner as Ivana Trump

23 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Everyone was horrified by 1/6, but within a year so many had forgotten about it that the GOP was treating those who stormed the Capitol as heroic patriots and took back the House in 2022

If it wasn't for extreme gerrymandering that is being undone via SCOTUS' decision (LA, AL, maybe SC and FL) and state courts (NY, WI), they would not have won the House.

Record inflation and the first midterm of Biden's first term and they *barely* won the House.  They underperformed so badly.  The electorate you claim has a short memory is still fucking pissed about Dobbs. 

24 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Sure there is. It'll be 4 years later and most people haven't seen him losing his mind on Truth social every day. If it weren't for the criminal prosecutions that will be ongoing to remind everyone, a decent chunk of the electorate would absolutely forget why they thought Trump was so awful in 2020 by the time November 2024 comes around.

Uhhh . . . so you agree?  People are being reminded why Trump is a huge threat to the country?

 

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I know I'm a broken record on this, but only like four of y'all actually seem to get it.

LMAO.  So disagreeing with you means "we don't get it"?  Never stop.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Kerik is one of the "un-indicted co-conspirators"

 

btw these idiots like Kerik and the MAGA senators/reps need to shut up because they are likely being called as witnesses and the GA case will be televised.

Kerik is a crook.  Par for the course in Trump World.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

A huge part of the reason Trump won in 2016 is because a significant fraction of Clinton supporters didn't think there was any way he could win, and so they stayed home.  

Trump:  63.0M

Clinton:  65.8M

Other:  7.7M

Total:  136.5M

 

In 2020, those numbers were quite different, and there is no reason to believe the Democrats and independents are going to slide back into complacency about Trump's chances:

Trump:  74.2M

Biden:  81.3M

Other:  2.9M

Total:  158.4M

 

the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.

9 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.

A looooot of people didn't vote for Trump but against Harris. Thanks Obama. 

12 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.

That doesn't surprise me much - voter engagement was way higher in 2020, period. 9 million more eligible voters than 2016 and 17m more than 2012 - both which were piss poor turnout (58% and 59% of voting eligible population).  2020 had a huge bump to 67% of voting eligible population who voted. 20m more people turned out than in 2016. 

Highest turnout since 1960 in terms of VAP and 2008 in terms of VEP.  Especially with the change in voting to allow more people to vote by mail due to COVID. It was easier to vote. 

67% of VEP in 2016 would have meant 154m voters (almost 20m more). 

Trump needed a disengaged, low turnout election to win in 2016.  But he needed to juice up turnout of his base in 2020 if he had a chance to beat Biden, because Democrats were fired up and not going to repeat the mistake of sitting out again and independents hated Trump. 

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12 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.

But it was offset by 15.5M more votes for Biden over Clinton.  Biden's electoral college victory margin was even wider than Trump's.  I honestly don't think Democrats and independents are going to sit this one out for some sort of 2016-ish apathy wave.

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17 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.

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I ran out of covfefe. I had covid. I didn't have enough money for the wall. My tax audit didn't come back from the IRS. Putin came in from outta town. Someone stole my election. There was a hurricane, a sharpie, 4 Seasons Landscaping! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

But it was offset by 15.5M more votes for Biden over Clinton.  Biden's electoral college victory margin was even wider than Trump's.  I honestly don't think Democrats and independents are going to sit this one out for some sort of 2016-ish apathy wave.

It is not going to be a base election where Trump needs to win his base and slightly win independents to swing enough states.

Dobbs pretty much ensured that.  Abortion wasn't even directly on the ballot in Ohio and they smashed turnout for an August election. 

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17 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Not seeing any discussion about this. Looks like it got lost in the midst of the big thread derail over the political leanings of engineers. Someone had asked on Monday night why Roger Stone wasn’t indicted in Georgia. I don’t know why. He’s certainly part of the enterprise. He should be indicted by someone.

Here’s the full video as it appeared on The Beat last night which broke the story. Ari Melber went through about 5 minutes of exposition before showing the video and I’ve skipped past that part. But you might want to rewind to watch some of it. I think you’ll probably agree, though, that he was way overhyping things. Just get to the video, Ari. Jesus. Anyway, here you go…

That clip is from the same Danish filmmaker who provided this footage to the Jan 6 committee:

So presumably they had already seen what MSNBC made public last night. I don’t know why that wasn’t mentioned during their hearings. But there’s something terribly wrong if Roger Stone manages to skate through all of this unscathed. 

Regarding the question of looking to the president for moral leadership, we probably shouldn’t, but the idea that character isn’t a core component of leadership is insane.

The idea that conservatives has vigorously argued against character in leadership to the point that lack of character is a defining conservative feature is utter madness.

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MAGA where u at

 

oh yeah they on their phones and computers:

 

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

MAGA where u at

 

That was the rubicon, when his first indictment came and everybody stayed at home it gave the other DAs courage to go all the way.

Justice should not work like this, but political reality means that Donny was the most DOJ protected private citizen in the US.

51 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

But it was offset by 15.5M more votes for Biden over Clinton.  Biden's electoral college victory margin was even wider than Trump's.  I honestly don't think Democrats and independents are going to sit this one out for some sort of 2016-ish apathy wave.

The biggest change was the "other" vote going from 7.7M to 2.9M.  Lots of people woke up and realized that a vote for anyone other than the D was a de facto vote for Dotard. They are not likely to revert.

58 minutes ago, smokebomb said:

A looooot of people didn't vote for Trump but against Harris. Thanks Obama. 

Care to back that up with some evidence there, Sparky?

8 minutes ago, Horndog said:

The biggest change was the "other" vote going from 7.7M to 2.9M.  Lots of people woke up and realized that a vote for anyone other than the D was a de facto vote for Dotard. They are not likely to revert.

Everyone is clamoring to vote for Allen West and whoever No Labels picks lol

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

He won't listen. Get your popcorn ready:

 

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not seeing any discussion about this. Looks like it got lost in the midst of the big thread derail over the political leanings of engineers. Someone had asked on Monday night why Roger Stone wasn’t indicted in Georgia. I don’t know why. He’s certainly part of the enterprise. He should be indicted by someone.

It was posted here yesterday.

49 minutes ago, The Dog said:

MAGA where u at

 

 

If it wasn't for extreme gerrymandering that is being undone via SCOTUS' decision (LA, AL, maybe SC and FL) and state courts (NY, WI), they would not have won the House.
Record inflation and the first midterm of Biden's first term and they *barely* won the House.  They underperformed so badly.  The electorate you claim has a short memory is still fucking pissed about Dobbs. 
I think Republicans policy victories over the years will be it's coming undoing.

For decades they could run on banning abortion, severely limiting immigration and more gun rights.

Now that the actually succeeded they have nothing but vague greviances and even less popular positions. Dobbs really fucked em.
2 hours ago, texasdago said:

May his grave be treated in the same manner as Ivana Trump

I read that he wants to be buried on the golf course as well. I'm already planning my pissing pilgrimage to the site. 

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