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26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I swear your criticism is baffling. 
 

To think a guys medical training consisting of chainsawing a whale isn’t good enough for you. 

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Just about right ...

So what do we think the recommendation for pain management during pregnancy will be going forward?  I'm thinking it will be one of the following:

  • Nothing - "women are just a vessel anyway, so they just need to suck it up and think of the baby ... or else."  / Ken Paxton probably
  • Heroin - if it's good enough for the HHS secretary, it should be good enough for you and your baby.  They'll recommend Trump or Kennedy-branded heroin, of course.
  • Leeches - because the pain experienced during pregnancy is normally the result of "bad blood" and such.

I await the latest developments in "science" with bated breath. 

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5 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Just about right ...

So what do we think the recommendation for pain management during pregnancy will be going forward?  I'm thinking it will be one of the following:

  • Nothing - "women are just a vessel anyway, so they just need to suck it up and think of the baby ... or else."  / Ken Paxton probably
  • Heroin - if it's good enough for the HHS secretary, it should be good enough for you and your baby.  They'll recommend Trump or Kennedy-branded heroin, of course.
  • Leeches - because the pain experienced during pregnancy is normally the result of "bad blood" and such.

I await the latest developments in "science" with bated breath. 

"We're gonna have one of the biggest announcements, really, medically, I think, in the history of our country," President Trump said Sunday night, referring to a press conference scheduled for Monday afternoon. "I think we found an answer to autism."

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.



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