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Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

So many great performances

Ewers

Mitchell

Hill

Worthy

Majors!

Burke

Murphy

Our lines were the best I’ve seen in a decade.

 

Shit I’m pumped.

Cambell trucked two turds next level on that Brooks TD

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I expected another blown second half lead and the game went more or less on that script for three quarters.

These guys flipped the fucking script in the final frame. It wasn’t perfect, it wasn’t always pretty, and hell, we learned that some facets of this team have a lot more to work on than we realized. But this team did something tonight that it’s consistently failed to do for two years and was well on its way to failing at again. They found a way to get it done anyway. Yeah Bama gave them some gifts but that’s Bama’s fucking problem. I’m so happy for these kids.

Credit to Sark too. He was a (the?) main reason I predicted a L so I would be remiss not to give him his due. Not only was his team prepared for the fight and the environment, one they hadn’t really experienced a true analog for, but that was easily his best called game against a good team at Texas, on the whole.

There’s things to work on and it’s likely some setback(s) awaits later this year.

But not tonight. Tonight should be savored.

So many great performances
Ewers
Mitchell
Hill
Worthy
Majors!
Burke
Murphy
Our lines were the best I’ve seen in a decade.
 
Shit I’m pumped.
Sanders as well. He made up for early mistakes.
6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'm gonna give it up for the special teams. One missed FG and a couple penalties, but overall a stellar effort. Not trying to be heroic on returns was a big part of that. 

Yeah I was perfectly fine with the "we're not fielding punts unless we have to" plan

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9 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Now is when I want access to a longhorn centric tv program dammit. Guess I’ll see if I can find it online

Yep this is why everyone who has ripped on the LHN is wrong. If we hadn't sucked it would have been the greatest thing on TV ever. 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Texas wins. Rangers win. Seattle loses. Alabama loses. Astros win. Aggies lose. Pretty nice little Saturday. Maybe I’ll go hit up Bed Bath and Beyond. 

That would be quite the weekend

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im fucking stoked about this win. May not go to bed tonight.

 

 

but this Bama team with Milroe and that O line wins 7-8 games this year. They are trash. Sorry

Half Baked Boo GIF

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This was incredible!

Texas - win

aggy - loss

ttu - loss

bu - loss

bama - loss

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Another soft ass Sark team as the game goes on.
 

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Yeah I don’t think they’re soft. They’re just not that good at football.

Soft is coming up short in every big moment of the game. And this isn't some great Bama team.

Soft is when you come up soft against your big soft women.

So are we 10-2-1 vs Bama now? Or did I miss one? Too pumped to go research.

It's raining outside. This is like the end of that movie Holes.

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Greenspoint went from saying Texas had no shot against Alabama to now saying they're a 7-8 win team. 

Totally expected from him. 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

I expected another blown second half lead and the game went more or less on that script for three quarters.

These guys flipped the fucking script in the final frame. It wasn’t perfect, it wasn’t always pretty, and hell, we learned that some facets of this team have a lot more to work on than we realized. But this team did something tonight that it’s consistently failed to do for two years and was well on its way to failing at again. They found a way to get it done anyway. Yeah Bama gave them some gifts but that’s Bama’s fucking problem. I’m so happy for these kids.

Credit to Sark too. He was a (the?) main reason I predicted a L so I would be remiss not to give him his due. Not only was his team prepared for the fight and the environment, one they hadn’t really experienced a true analog for, but that was easily his best called game against a good team at Texas, on the whole.

There’s things to work on and it’s likely some setback(s) awaits later this year.

But not tonight. Tonight should be savored.

I'm not sold on how good Bama will be this year but the improvement between how we played against Rice in Week 1 and then Bama 7 days later is phenomenal.   

Improve on it some more against Wyoming next week.  

Just now, gmr548 said:

I expected another blown second half lead and the game went more or less on that script for three quarters.

These guys flipped the fucking script in the final frame. It wasn’t perfect, it wasn’t always pretty, and hell, we learned that some facets of this team have a lot more to work on than we realized. But this team did something tonight that it’s consistently failed to do for two years and was well on its way to failing at again. They found a way to get it done anyway. Yeah Bama gave them some gifts but that’s Bama’s fucking problem. I’m so happy for these kids.

Credit to Sark too. He was a (the?) main reason I predicted a L so I would be remiss not to give him his due. Not only was his team prepared for the fight and the environment, one they hadn’t really experienced a true analog for, but that was easily his best called game against a good team at Texas, on the whole.

There’s things to work on and it’s likely some setback(s) awaits later this year.

But not tonight. Tonight should be savored.

We learned we can play D 

We can score in 3 plays on fucking anybody

Also learned the guys play with heart and never questioned themselves when we lost the lead or any of that. 

Amazing performance by the coaching staff and the guys showed up in the 4th Q. 
 

That last offsides is the icing on the cake Tope was talking about how good the OL has got under Flood and they look for “highlights” and stats like that because OL doesn’t really have stats lol 

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Bout to watch the game again.  Kind of drunk, so not sure how far I'll make it.  Who the fuck cares, Hook'em.  Fuck Bama.

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The stats are true, Texas wins if the QB makes it past the first quarter vs Alabama.

They had absolutely nothing for us. We were so much more athletic all over the field. 

4 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

With all due respect, they were holding all game long and we won despite it. Yes, they did get other calls correct though.

they did also try to do the Big 12  refs patented Texas drive killer with the holding on the screen(similar to what the big 12 refs missed on the run in Austin last year) but we overcame it.

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What a fucking feeling. Cheers boys...
 

So proud of Quinn reaching another level. So proud of this O-line and their performance overall tonight. The D-Line gave up a lot of yards rushing but never broke, never gave up the big one like they did last year, and by the end of the game both they and the O-Line proved themselves to be true Dogs in the trenches. Did what had to be done. 

2 minutes ago, n64ra said:

This was incredible!

Texas - win

aggy - loss

ttu - loss

bu - loss

bama - loss

OU looked beatable, also.

Although I think SMU is decent. 

THE FOOTBALL GODS HAVE FINALLY FUCKING MADE IT RIGHT

ALL IT TOOK WAS US LEAVING THIS HELLHOLE CONFERENCE!

props to PK.  got a little lose in the back end late but other than that they were stones.

3 minutes ago, n64ra said:

This was incredible!

Texas - win

aggy - loss

ttu - loss

bu - loss

bama - loss

U of H lost, too.

Fuck 'em all...

25 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

The “cell phone flop out”

Yes, for sure, the flop out. My bad. I'm drunk on tequila and happiness, but you right for sure. Go horns!

I hope people got paid betting against the line. It may be dehydration, but I am shook at what just happened.

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im fucking stoked about this win. May not go to bed tonight.

 

 

but this Bama team with Milroe and that O line wins 7-8 games this year. They are trash. Sorry

Fucking duh but that defense is no joke and our OL and QB put their dick in the dirt. That is the big takeaway here.

I'm not sold on how good Bama will be this year but the improvement between how we played against Rice in Week 1 and then Bama 7 days later is phenomenal.   
Improve on it some more against Wyoming next week.  
The overall team chemistry may be in question, but there is none when it comes to Bama is full of players every program in the country would love to have right now.
Greenspoint went from saying Texas had no shot against Alabama to now saying they're a 7-8 win team. 
Totally expected from him. 

Ballgame.
5 minutes ago, n64ra said:

This was incredible!

Texas - win

aggy - loss

ttu - loss

bu - loss

bama - loss

That close(r than it should have been) game against Rice last week isn't looking so bad now.  Rice may actually be somewhat decent this season.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

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I know I know I’m poor

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Has anyone checked in on aggy? How do they feel about their real daddy kicking their step daddy’s ass at the trailer park?

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In like the last four years Top 5 teams lost 3 games at home

Last year the only team to go to a top 5 team and win was Michigan over tOSU

This was Saban's worst home loss and first home loss since LSU and Joey in 2019.

Horns Up

Fucking University of Fucking Texas Longhorns.  

7 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

So are we 10-2-1 vs Bama now? Or did I miss one? Too pumped to go research.

https://www.winsipedia.com/texas/vs/alabama

 

I hope one click and adding +1 to a number you read doesn't count as research for you.

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

U of H lost, too.

Fuck 'em all...

And Florida Atlantic lost!

LHN cuts away mid Sark presser. That fucking network can't die quick enough.

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Greenspoint went from saying Texas had no shot against Alabama to now saying they're a 7-8 win team. 

Totally expected from him. 

Is he a closet aggy?

That's exactly the same sort of copium the smoothbrains over at Texags are saying tonight.

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It’s almost time for the weepy old drunk men to start posting. I remember when my great grandpappy died he told me all he wanted to see was Texas beat Bama since he fought against Alabama in the war but he died 15 minutes before kickoff so I drank a bottle of overpriced whiskey and watched the game alone in my man cave. Tearing up a bit just thinking about it. 

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It may be a prime time to ask for donations for prosthetic limbs while everyone is in a fine mood right now.
5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

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Which one should I do now 

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2 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Is he a closet aggy?

That's exactly the same sort of copium the smoothbrains over at Texags are saying tonight.

I don't think he is but I could have scripted his comments this week. 

4 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Yes, for sure, the flop out. My bad. I'm drunk on tequila and happiness, but you right for sure. Go horns!

I got your back. The OG shag for life

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Watched with a bunch of Bama fans. At their house. Wooooooooo.

It was fun to listen to them rationalize.

Which one should I do now 
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Always W12

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