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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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How is this shit even really happening. 

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    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The press better show this over and over and over and over.....just like they would've if it'd been Biden.  

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It's fucking professional wrestling at this point.

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Happy 1000!!

 

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Don’t worry, Kyle; there won’t be a Justice Department if the dotard wins. 

20 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

If you had Trump getting into a garbage truck on page 1000 predicted, I salute you.  

Sadly, not the back....

I'm preparing myself mentally for Trump winning.

Does anyone have any drugs? 

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Just now, Bookman said:

I'm preparing myself mentally for Trump winning.

Does anyone have any drugs? 

Nice try cop

25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The 1978 Karachi tests were against England and India. Everyone knows that, dumbass. 

I know you actually follow cricket, so props to you, Sir. 

I do that shit with the door handle all the time. But it's usually because I'm drunk or not looking. Not because I'm an ancient racist robot fueled by adderrall.

6 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I also just have a sneaking suspicion that he is wearing a wire, and perhaps already a cooperating witness.  

And, I am going to win the lottery!

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

FL keeps getting more red.  They have made big strides with the Latino vote by equating democrats to Cuban socialism.  We'll see if they pay a price for the racist MSG shit though. 1.2 million Puerto Ricans and over 500k Hatians in Florida...

 

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6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

This guy

 

Gotta respect the classics.

MAGA to Hunter 

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

what did i miss?

Buncha boomer and GenX men obsessing about a character actress from Parks and Rec….Also our queen.

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

He still surprises me sometimes. When I think he can’t be more of a pathetic joke he goes and does something regarded like this. 

I am almost convinced he's going to show up at Kamala's inauguration and just yell "The Aristocrats!"

Just now, Bateshorn said:

Buncha boomer and GenX men obsessing about a character actress from Parks and Rec….Also our queen.

 

Beats the panic about every poll that comes out 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Beats the panic about every poll that comes out 

And worrying about an octogenarian ruining the election.

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4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Buncha boomer and GenX men obsessing about a character actress from Parks and Rec….Also our queen.

When contacted about our collective infatuation:

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5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I wanted to make a serious post to convey my deep thanks for people getting out to vote against Trump and for Harris. For me and my wife, and many other posters in this thread, the election is about far more than just political theater. It’s about serious impacts to people’s lives. 

For us, cancer and other health issues hit our family and led to me retiring early. While we are fine financially and are currently on my wife’s healthcare, she will have to also drop work soon due to health reasons. As many of you know, until Obamacare came along, there were few to no high quality, affordable healthcare options for people under Medicare age that didn’t also come with some major affordability and eligibility issues for people with pre-existing conditions (which is everyone!). I could provide a lot more detail of the problems.

They aren’t just “poor people” issues! How would you feel not being able to see doctors and surgeons who could save your life because the insurance coverage is so limited? That is a probable future we could face with a hacked together Republican healthcare plan.  

The Republicans came out today and stated that repeal of Obamacare would be one of the first items on their agenda. With no backup plan, especially for people with pre-existing conditions, many Americans face the impossibility of having no or terrible healthcare, despite having a lot of money to afford it. It’s a frightening prospect, as is their treatment of women, immigrants, trans and many other groups that also face tough consequences if these idiots win. Anyway, I really appreciate the people that have figured out what’s really going on and have taken action. Thank you. 

Amen. As someone in his 50s with a recent stage 4 cancer diagnosis and with a new grandson who is the product of IVF, this shit hits home and is very serious 

Thinking the GOP would shift towards someone like Arnold is a pure liberal delusion.

It will be Vance or a clone of his from the Senate. They may accept the fact that Trump is unelectable but will blame it on Trump Derangement Syndrome and shift their support towards a cleaner cut version that can still hit the same hate whistles but with no felonies. Thiel and the money will continue to flood the zone with propaganda 

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They need to wander in the fucking desert for 10-15 fucking years

A little too close to home with the Horns there buddy.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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At this point I feel like Jim Carey in the last few minutes of The Truman Show. 

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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Feels good to me movimg on up in the world....from Nazis to garbage. Thanks Joe. Lulz.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

tik tok guy and me have a similar map. I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

If Ohio goes blue, I have to think Florida does as well. But you didn’t give her that one. 

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2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Feels good to me movimg on up in the world....from Nazis to garbage. Thanks Joe. Lulz.

Don't worry, you can strive to be both.

2 hours ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

CNN just reported Craig James has killed five hookers…..

Bad for Harris. This is why...

35 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Turnip looks like me after a case of Miller lite. Only difference is I always turn and claim I am "fine." 

Narrator, we are not fine.

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I'm sure this'll help get him votes with women.

 

6 hours ago, Burt said:

Also, how the fuck do you people keep up with this thread?  Do you not have jobs?  (rhetorical question...you're libtards, so, of course you dont)

I wish there was a "top post" at the top of each page, but people's page lengths are different.

47 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes, by all means let’s get this classified as a federal crime so it’s within Merrick Garland’s jurisdiction. He’ll be all over it.

He's got four of his top detectives on it right now down at the Crime Lab.

12 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


Rubio is such a cuckold bitch.

per The NY Times:

 

He’s talking about all the stupid fucks that aren’t in vote for Kamala anyway so fuck them

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

I'm sure this'll help get him votes with women.

 

"Women are like children; they just don't know what's good for them."

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Aldrin for Trump, unsurprisingly.

5 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Only Trump supporter to actually think he walked on the moon. 

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I loved Buzz back in the day, but holy shit, throwing in your lot with people who think the moon landings are faked is peak 2024.

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If Ohio goes blue, I have to think Florida does as well. But you didn’t give her that one. 

Ohio gave us Jim Jordan and Vance. That state is full MAGA. It ain’t going blue.

Florida is full of MAGA transplants from other states and DeSantis is harassing anyone with a Harris sign.

Both states are locks for Trump unless something extraordinary happens.

9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Don't worry, you can strive to be both.

Strive? They’re one and the same 

12 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Feels good to me movimg on up in the world....from Nazis to garbage. Thanks Joe. Lulz.

You're still both to the rest of us, don't worry. You're also definitely a piece of shit. 

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Huh, I thought sushi said he was beating her on the economy by 20 points 

 

The public polling reporting a narrative of Trump losing one of his two major advantages - and perhaps his most significant - and the race tightening or even tilting Trump doesn't square at all. They're obviously wrong about something, we'll see what about I guess.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Florida and Ohio

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36 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Happy 1000!!

 

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Good lord.

19 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Buncha boomer and GenX men obsessing about a character actress from Parks and Rec….Also our queen.

 

I'm a millennial thank you very much. And as far as I'm concerned, this thread is unlikely to ever top that photo. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

tik tok guy and me have a similar map. I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

That would be great signalling, who cares if Harris gets 320 or 335 electoral college votes?

The most important thing he said is that Mucarsal-Powell wins the Florida senate seat. That would give Dems 50-50 in the senate and an opportunity to kill the filibuster and really do something.

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wish there was a "top post" at the top of each page, but people's page lengths are different.

Agreed, I've even seen that some people's pages are super short. Like less than 7" even.

47 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It's fucking professional wrestling at this point.

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5 hours ago, wood said:

Yep. Hinchcliffe's stupid jokes were a good thing in that they raised awareness of the attitudes these people have about minorities, but the way so many are focusing on only his comments is taking eyes away from the hateful, racist  tone of the entire night and indeed the entire campaign.

They lead to the JLo, Bad Bunny/Ricky Martin stuff though, and then stuff like this:

 

Nicky Jam, who stood on stage with Donald Trump one month ago while wearing a MAGA hat, says he is withdrawing his endorsement of the former president.

Nicky, whose father is Puerto Rican, tells his 43 million followers on Instagram that he supported Trump because he thought he would be good for the economy, but he can’t look past the disrespect that’s been shown toward Puerto Rico.

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Are you telling me we got fucking Haitian mountain lions??

Wait, the Haitians are fucking mountain lions?  How do they even do that with the claws?

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