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38 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Americas finest at the GA-Bama game. John Daly is hanging around there too. I would like to hear more about whose suite it is. I would bet that it’s a rich bama alum who is having legal or regulatory problems with the feds,

 

 

At one point Trump must have turned to Britt, with a   “Honey, get me a Diet Coke.”

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39 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Americas finest at the GA-Bama game. John Daly is hanging around there too. I would like to hear more about whose suite it is. I would bet that it’s a rich bama alum who is having legal or regulatory problems with the feds,

 

 

Hank Jr, the only person in that booth that ever exhibited a shred of intellect or artistry. His weird upbringing, pills, and 90 proof really did a number on him.

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Another element of that picture tells me that Trump doesn’t have any real friends. Setting aside the 2 AL senators, Trump was most likely asked who else would he like to see at the game. The best he could do is Kid Rock, Herschel, Hank Williams and John Daly.

of course Trump is about appearances and he thinks his audiences look at them as major stars. I wouldn’t spit at them but if I was in the same area as them, I would have zero interest in interacting with them on any level.

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58 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Americas finest at the GA-Bama game. John Daly is hanging around there too. I would like to hear more about whose suite it is. I would bet that it’s a rich bama alum who is having legal or regulatory problems with the feds,

 

 

Idiocracy 2 Electric Boogaloo

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17 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I'm over here eating protein shakes with blueberries and spinach, and that motherfucker lives on.

Fuck, I should have been adding blueberries to my Ovaltine

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The group was probably chosen for him anyway. I doubt if Donald is usually aware of many of those people. I'd bet he can't name 3 Hank Jr songs or even tell you who that giant Jethro is on the left side of the booth. 

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20 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Hank Jr, the only person in that booth that ever exhibited a shred of intellect or artistry. His weird upbringing, pills, and 90 proof really did a number on him.

It's a damn shame what happened to him

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26 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Hank Jr, the only person in that booth that ever exhibited a shred of intellect or artistry. His weird upbringing, pills, and 90 proof really did a number on him.

Falling off a mountain and cracking his head open might also have provided a contribution. 

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39 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I bet that luxury box stank.

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I know someone who worked on the apprentice for a season. He enjoyed farting LOUDLY when women were around because it embarrassed them. She has plenty of stories about him and is very interested in the movie about him that *should be* released this fall prior to the election.

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I know someone who worked on the apprentice for a season. He enjoyed farting LOUDLY when women were around

Man…that’s the first thing I’ve ever heard about him that makes me grin a little bit.
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3 minutes ago, quigley said:

the force awakens GIF by Star Wars

 

I know someone who worked on the apprentice for a season. He enjoyed farting LOUDLY when women were around because it embarrassed them. She has plenty of stories about him and is very interested in the movie about him that *should be* released this fall prior to the election.

The Sebastian Stan movie? It comes out in like a week and a half 

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3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Next time you hear that, ask them if they know what caused the inflation under Biden. (Hint: one large driver was the 2020 government stimulus checks Trump sent out with his name printed on them.) 

 

Roughly 2/3 of the stimulus came out in the Trump administration, but that point falls on intentionally deaf ears.  "The first stimulus had broad bipartisan support!  The second was all on Democrats!"  Gosh, I wonder if we can solve that mystery?

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This dropped last week, based on a letter sent by the ICE Director by request of a GOP congressman.

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Of course Trump jumped on it this weekend, and he'll repeat it mercilessly, as will your MAGA friends and family.

 

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Here's the truth, you know, with context and stuff:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/29/politics/fact-check-trump-harris-immigrants-homicide/index.html

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Trump’s claims are false in two big ways. First, the statistics he was referring to are not specifically about people who entered the country during the Biden-Harris administration. Rather, those statistics are about noncitizens who entered the country under any administration, including Trump’s; were convicted of a crime at some point, usually in the US after their arrival; and are now living in the US while being listed on Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s “non-detained docket” — where some have been listed for years, including while Trump was president, because their country of citizenship won’t let the US deport them back there. Second, that ICE “non-detained” list includes people who are still serving jail and prison sentences for their crimes; they are on the list because they are not being held in immigration detention in particular.

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A spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security, which oversees ICE, said in a Saturday email: “The data in this letter is being misinterpreted. The data goes back decades; it includes individuals who entered the country over the past 40 years or more, the vast majority of whose custody determination was made long before this Administration. It also includes many who are under the jurisdiction or currently incarcerated by federal, state or local law enforcement partners.”

 

 

 

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Hank Jr, the only person in that booth that ever exhibited a shred of intellect or artistry. His weird upbringing, pills, and 90 proof really did a number on him.

@Pato del Muerto beat me to it

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Walker............................Trump.............................................................Tubby.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................An average twelve-year-old.

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47 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

This dropped last week, based on a letter sent by the ICE Director by request of a GOP congressman.

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Of course Trump jumped on it this weekend, and he'll repeat it mercilessly, as will your MAGA friends and family.

 

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Here's the truth, you know, with context and stuff:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/29/politics/fact-check-trump-harris-immigrants-homicide/index.html

 

 

 

 

shit like this drives me mad. there were +/-18,450 homicides last year alone (which was down almost 13% from the previous year). that's 369k over the last 20 years (using the low 2023 number). gtfo with that comparison. just more over the top, divisive as hell fear-mongering

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And, as I said on another thread religion/Christianity is not the cause of the disaffection that drives these fuckers, it's a symptom.  A community in which they can find like-minded people led by demagogues willing to exploit them.

The specific flavor of religion is not as important as religiosity generally. Once you incorporate a bunch of hocus-pocus bullshit into your mental model of the universe, you become an easy mark. 

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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

shit like this drives me mad. there were +/-18,450 homicides last year alone (which was down almost 13% from the previous year). that's 369k over the last 20 years (using the low 2023 number). gtfo with that comparison. just more over the top, divisive as hell fear-mongering

Another thing I found interesting is when the letter was released.  It was in hand so It could have dropped at any time, yet they chose to do it at the end of the week- on a day that the news cycle was dominated by the hurricane.

This confused me at the time because I knew it wouldn't get any coverage, but then I read an explanation that make perfect sense to me.

The letter was released when it was because they wanted as much time as possible for the trolls and MAGA media to run with it before the grownup journalists had a chance to report it with the clarification and context it requires.

It's that simple.  The traditional strategy when releasing material damaging to your opponent is to dominate the news cycle.  The MAGA strategy is to insidiously avoid it.

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3 hours ago, Bojack said:

Hank Jr, the only person in that booth that ever exhibited a shred of intellect or artistry. His weird upbringing, pills, and 90 proof really did a number on him.

You sure about that? 

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A UK-based racing board I post on (Autosport) has an election thread I've been posting in, and one opf the guys there is an expat registered to vote in Texas.Good guy. Well known concert production director, for huge acts all over the world. Got us backstage at Steely Dan, etc. Ex-Republican pissed off by Trump, like many of us here. He sent me a nice dm about my posting there and had a question that I can't answer for him, but I thought surely one of y'all answer:

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I love your tact on the 'Vote Off' thread and it’s kinda ironic that the 2 of us Texas registered Republicans are the torch bearers for our democracy here at the car racing board. A couple of the respondents there I could do without but that’s all part of the process I guess

I have a question for you.
So I’m registered in Bexar county as an Overseas/Military voter. I received my ballot on Friday. On it, RFK is still listed as a candidate !!!! I went to the website and noticed he was not listed. Do you think they made up the Overseas mail out ballots early,before he bailed out, or it was just dumb Texas oversight?

Keep up the good fight

LOL I'm not usually admired for my tact, that's for sure!

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38 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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is that real? this might be the first time he actually prayed. and amazingly he didn't insert something about himself or Comrade Kamala in there. which makes me think it's not real, or at best, he didn't write it

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17 minutes ago, wood said:

So I’m registered in Bexar county as an Overseas/Military voter. I received my ballot on Friday. On it, RFK is still listed as a candidate !!!! I went to the website and noticed he was not listed. Do you think they made up the Overseas mail out ballots early,before he bailed out, or it was just dumb Texas oversight?

Paxton laying the groundwork to throw out all Bexar County votes due to bad ballots?

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

The Sebastian Stan movie? It comes out in like a week and a half 

Yeah. She claims to have seen him do a bunch of other stuff (I believe her) and wonders if it'll make it to the movie.

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Trump is super leaning into the taxpayer paid Transgender surgeries for illegals and prisoners thing.

Just saw their campaign ad during the Texans game.

I mean, is this just for his vanity / not to look like an idiot during the debate or do they feel it’s a winning issue? 
 

 

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13 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

I would never put up a Harris yard sign. Too many crazy MAGA nuts in my neighborhood.

Have seen 11 Trump and 4 Harris signs in my neighborhood in a town of 5000 people near Frisco.

Pretty much every Trumper I talk to just says something about high grocery and gas prices. Thats their marching orders. That and illegals.

In castle hills (San Antonio enclave city), there’s a home along Lockhill-Selma that erected 3-5 wooden supports (fresh treated 2x4’s) specifically so that they could fly trump Vance flags as banners. One says ‘no more bullshit’ or something. 
What an embarrassment 

Posted
7 hours ago, DaysOff said:


It was canceled because there was a temporary flight restriction due to numbnuts being there.

I wonder if that's what indirectly resulted in our flyover being cancelled.

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On 9/27/2024 at 3:03 PM, Macanudo said:

20,000 annual murders that they report, libtard.   The FBI cooks the books and doesn't report any crime from any city with a population over 50,000 people. All of those 20,000 murders happened in small towns.    

I'm no immigrant, but I can't hit those numbers.

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8 hours ago, quigley said:

the force awakens GIF by Star Wars

 

I know someone who worked on the apprentice for a season. He enjoyed farting LOUDLY when women were around because it embarrassed them. She has plenty of stories about him and is very interested in the movie about him that *should be* released this fall prior to the election.

I was looking for a movie to go to last night. Couldn't find anything appealing, so I kept scrolling until I got to a 'documentary' called "Vindicating Trump" lol. I was curious how many people would actually pay money to go see something like that and didn't have anything else to do at that moment, so I looked at all the available screening times in Central Texas from Round Rock to New Braunfels. There were 13 screenings, with a total of 107 seats sold. So an avg of about 8 people per screening. So we got that going for us, I guess.

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