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16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

It speaks volumes about the way this guy's mind works that he thinks hiring a musician to play at an event *and actually paying them for it* is some sort of violation.  He can't even comprehend that the powerful politician made a financial agreement and honored it.

Dumbass, if he'd played the event for free, *that* would have been an endorsement.  The fact that he took the money, and that she offered it, is what makes it okay.

But this guy thinks that her paying him is him illegally contributing to her campaign.  Trump may actually be the dumbest person walking the planet.

Idiot savant is my diagnosis, genius con artist, complete dumbass at anything else.

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53 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Finally, some good news!

 

 

There were magats on a cancer forum i was doing some research through.  And of course they're pushing the horse dewormer as a cure for all forms of cancer.

These people are truly broken.

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On 5/17/2025 at 5:47 PM, Pancho said:

I thought it was 10 million? 
 

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On 5/17/2025 at 7:24 PM, chainsaw said:

By Wednesday it's gonna be 2 billion

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

 

It speaks volumes about the way this guy's mind works that he thinks hiring a musician to play at an event *and actually paying them for it* is some sort of violation.  He can't even comprehend that the powerful politician made a financial agreement and honored it.  It's so foreign to him that there must be something weird going on.

Dumbass, if he'd played the event for free, *that* would have been an endorsement.  And, guess what, that's completely legal, too.

But this guy thinks that her paying him is him illegally contributing to her campaign.  Trump may actually be the dumbest person walking the planet.

For Trump, every accusation is a confession. When MAGA talks about corruption, its on a misdirect that they're already following that playbook.

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3 hours ago, jw4381 said:

 

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Yes it is, actually.  As noted above, that number is not random:

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As of 2020, the Census Bureau estimated that there were almost 65.3 million Hispanics and Latinos living in the United States and its territories.

When one of the president's primary, and most trusted advisors (that's what she is) says "there are 65 million illegal aliens," that is exactly what they mean.  If you are hispanic, they believe that you are not an actual American, you have no right to be here, and they intend to use the full weight and force of the US government to kick us out.  At the very least, they have wet dreams about "Korematsu II, Except This Time, for Beaners."

1) Declare that we are being invaded by the brown hispanic horde.

2) That is a hostile "invasion," thus invoke the Alien Enemies Act, while ALSO declaring that because we are being invaded, the writ of habeas corpus is suspended.

3) Arrest any and all browns, people whose names end in Z, all that shit.  They are alien enemies, AND they have no ability to contest their arrest (no more habeas).

4) Shove them into massive internment camps (run by for-profit enterprises that will kick back a sizable portion of what they receive to the Trump family) all over the country (but....most of them will be conveniently located near where cheap labor, ag labor, etc. is needed), because...

5) All those captive hispanics will then be farmed out to large corporate contributors to the regime as ultra-cheap labor.  Labor is priced at $10 per hour.  Prison operator gets $8 of that, inmate gets $2, and the "employer" saves a fortune because he's now paying way below the prevailing wage.

And that, folks, is how you make slavery functionally legal again.

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31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes it is, actually.  As noted above, that number is not random:

When one of the president's primary, and most trusted advisors (that's what she is) says "there are 65 million illegal aliens," that is exactly what they mean.  If you are hispanic, they believe that you are not an actual American, you have no right to be here, and they intend to use the full weight and force of the US government to kick us out.  At the very least, they have wet dreams about "Korematsu II, Except This Time, for Beaners."

1) Declare that we are being invaded by the brown hispanic horde.

2) That is a hostile "invasion," thus invoke the Alien Enemies Act, while ALSO declaring that because we are being invaded, the writ of habeas corpus is suspended.

3) Arrest any and all browns, people whose names end in Z, all that shit.  They are alien enemies, AND they have no ability to contest their arrest (no more habeas).

4) Shove them into massive internment camps (run by for-profit enterprises that will kick back a sizable portion of what they receive to the Trump family) all over the country (but....most of them will be conveniently located near where cheap labor, ag labor, etc. is needed), because...

5) All those captive hispanics will then be farmed out to large corporate contributors to the regime as ultra-cheap labor.  Labor is priced at $10 per hour.  Prison operator gets $8 of that, inmate gets $2, and the "employer" saves a fortune because he's now paying way below the prevailing wage.

And that, folks, is how you make slavery functionally legal again.

Par for the course. 

Posted
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

3) Arrest any and all browns, people whose names end in Z, all that shit.  They are alien enemies, AND they have no ability to contest their arrest (no more habeas).

If you’re brown, I doubt the Trump administration is gonna distinguish between Lopes vs Lopez, Mendes vs Mendez, Gonzales vs Gonzalez, etc. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's not the fact that at Springsteen, Swift, Oprah, etc supported Harris.  

It pisses him off that the only celebs he can get are C and D listers, or those who's heyday was in the Carter/Reagan years.

Also, 1:34 am and this is what is on the mind of the President.

 

 

 

It cannot be overstated enough that all Trump really wants is to be adored and respected by showbiz people and we should have let that happen so he didn’t feel like he had to become president. I mean it, if Spielberg offers to do a fawning all-star cast biopic about him that will win an Oscar in 2016 then we avoid all this. 

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21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It cannot be overstated enough that all Trump really wants is to be adored and respected by showbiz people and we should have let that happen so he didn’t feel like he had to become president. I mean it, if Spielberg offers to do a fawning all-star cast biopic about him that will win an Oscar in 2016 then we avoid all this. 

This all could’ve been avoided if the NFL  just let him buy the Buffalo Bills.

Posted
14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, all through undergrad, I called my profs "doctor," and so did everyone else.  I tend to call expert witnesses "doctor" also, which is the only non-personal contact I have with PhDs.

It took some adjustment not to call law school profs doctor.

The whole "Dr. Jill Biden" thing is a scam that works on people who've never met a PhD.

 

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Jill Biden has never claimed to be a Ph.D. People who hate her are the ones hung up on that nothing burger. And as previously stated, the term, doctor was first used to acknowledge teachers - not medical doctors.

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2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Jill Biden has never claimed to be a Ph.D. People who hate her are the ones hung up on that nothing burger. And as previously stated, the term, doctor was first used to acknowledge teachers - not medical doctors.


They call me Dr. Love.

 

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7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The same dipshits trolling Jill Biden are the same dipshits who refer to this cocksucker as “Dr.” … 

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Obviously Jill Biden should be prosecuted, not only for elder abuse and fraud but for allowing people to call her "doctor" when all she has is an Ed.D (narrator:  that counts).

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21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Obviously Jill Biden should be prosecuted, not only for elder abuse and fraud but for allowing people to call her "doctor" when all she has is an Ed.D (narrator:  that counts).

You say this as a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if Pam Bondi has a team of DOJ lawyers currently working up an indictment.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

You say this as a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if Pam Bondi has a team of DOJ lawyers currently working up an indictment.

Oh, the elder abuse charge has already been floated by a DOJ lawyer.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is this real?  Please tell me it's not real.

May be an image of 2 people, the Oval Office and text that says 'The White House is officially a 24 hour SNL skit. And yes, she's talking about Bruce Springsteen 3ЛA DEPARTM WAS INJUSTICE ON N @JAMBOSCHLARMBO /FOX YOURSELF 'THE BOSS' IF YOU'RE NOT BONDI: "IT'S ILLEGAL TO CALL NEWS IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.' " Channel May 19, 2025 at 7:54PM'

 

I can't find any quote from her that would match but did a Google Lens search, and that screenshot appears to be from when she made an announcement about the State of Maine and Title IX stuff from a few weeks ago. It also seems you copy/pasted that image from Facebook.

Given all that, it appears to be fake news. If it's a satirical account, okay. If not, stop following it or block it from your feed. Or, if you subscribe to the view that we should lie, that's also your prerogative, I suppose.

 

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At ABIA, we just boarded our flight to Mexico. While we were waiting to board  the PA announcer comes on and in his most sarcastic Texas drawl says ...

"Attention passengers on the terminal, we need the owner of the Tesla Cybertruck who left their vehicle parked sideways across two departure dropoff lanes to return to the vehicle before it is towed".

That may be the most 'Cybertruck driver' thing ever. The only way the PA announcer could have made it sound more sarcastic is if he had included words like 'MAGA dumbass' or 'Mr. Musk'. 

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3) Arrest any and all browns, people whose names end in Z, all that shit.  They are alien enemies, AND they have no ability to contest their arrest (no more habeas).

 

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Posted
57 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is this real?  Please tell me it's not real.

May be an image of 2 people, the Oval Office and text that says 'The White House is officially a 24 hour SNL skit. And yes, she's talking about Bruce Springsteen 3ЛA DEPARTM WAS INJUSTICE ON N @JAMBOSCHLARMBO /FOX YOURSELF 'THE BOSS' IF YOU'RE NOT BONDI: "IT'S ILLEGAL TO CALL NEWS IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.' " Channel May 19, 2025 at 7:54PM'

 

30 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

I can't find any quote from her that would match but did a Google Lens search, and that screenshot appears to be from when she made an announcement about the State of Maine and Title IX stuff from a few weeks ago. It also seems you copy/pasted that image from Facebook.

Given all that, it appears to be fake news. If it's a satirical account, okay. If not, stop following it or block it from your feed. Or, if you subscribe to the view that we should lie, that's also your prerogative, I suppose.

 

I think the department of injustice shop is the biggest tell here. I can tell by the pixels

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Posted
35 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It also seems you copy/pasted that image from Facebook.

Given all that, it appears to be fake news. If it's a satirical account, okay. 

It's from a FB group, if I remember correctly the one called Trump Snark.  It's mostly satire, and typically it's very obvious satire.

Posted
8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

I think the department of injustice shop is the biggest tell here. I can tell by the pixels

I was referring to the quote.  I mean, we're so far into the simulation that I wouldn't be surprised if she said something like that.

Posted
59 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

3) Arrest any and all browns, people whose names end in Z, all that shit.  They are alien enemies, AND they have no ability to contest their arrest (no more habeas).

 

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Posted
17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes it is, actually.  As noted above, that number is not random:

When one of the president's primary, and most trusted advisors (that's what she is) says "there are 65 million illegal aliens," that is exactly what they mean.  If you are hispanic, they believe that you are not an actual American, you have no right to be here, and they intend to use the full weight and force of the US government to kick us out.  At the very least, they have wet dreams about "Korematsu II, Except This Time, for Beaners."

1) Declare that we are being invaded by the brown hispanic horde.

2) That is a hostile "invasion," thus invoke the Alien Enemies Act, while ALSO declaring that because we are being invaded, the writ of habeas corpus is suspended.

3) Arrest any and all browns, people whose names end in Z, all that shit.  They are alien enemies, AND they have no ability to contest their arrest (no more habeas).

4) Shove them into massive internment camps (run by for-profit enterprises that will kick back a sizable portion of what they receive to the Trump family) all over the country (but....most of them will be conveniently located near where cheap labor, ag labor, etc. is needed), because...

5) All those captive hispanics will then be farmed out to large corporate contributors to the regime as ultra-cheap labor.  Labor is priced at $10 per hour.  Prison operator gets $8 of that, inmate gets $2, and the "employer" saves a fortune because he's now paying way below the prevailing wage.

And that, folks, is how you make slavery functionally legal again.

Let that be a lesson to you. You should've taken a cue from the black community and kept it under the 15% threshold like we have. Now you fucked around and drew the Eye of Sauron and now all of Mordor is after you.

 

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Let that be a lesson to you. You should've taken a cue from the black community and kept it under the 15% threshold like we have. Now you fucked around and drew the Eye of Sauron and now all of Mordor is after you.
 
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I tried to warn em…but my folks are particularly vulnerable to a “macho!” message, and believing in pulling up the ladder behind them. So, Hispanics FA’d, gonna have to FO.
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16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I tried to warn em…but my folks are particularly vulnerable to a “macho!” message, and believing in pulling up the ladder behind them. So, Hispanics FA’d, gonna have to FO.

Don't feel bad. Every culture is particularly fond of that ole ladder function. We will make it through this thing together. 19% + 14% is a whole lotta people. 

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Is this NPD, @Anastasis? Surely nothing health related, right?

 

I remember when I bought the last sub $1/gallon tank of gas. It was in high school and i filled up my '96 ford explorer. .96 cents/gallon and after I finished the prices changed on the pump to $1.04. It was at HEB at four points. I made a comment to my buddy that we just witnessed the last time in our lives that gas would be below $1. 

Sorry for the aside.  Drump is clearly losing his mental capacity or just flat sniffing his own farts.

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Is this NPD, @Anastasis? Surely nothing health related, right?

 

This is like telling someone they don’t look fat in their clothes when it’s clearly obvious the buttons, zippers, and threads are holding on for dear life. 

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He also claimed the other day that egg prices are down 94%. But he gets to just say whatever, so that’s cool. Fox would have been demanding cognitive tests for Biden for just that alone.



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