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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Season 6 What GIF by The Office

I felt like I gave my life to Christ in the bathroom after I went there.  Never again.  
 

edit: and to be fair to Byron, it was very nearly in the parking lot.  

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22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dotard is bringing back great American jobs for great Americans you stupid libs.  My neighbor's yard crew showed up today, two white dudes, a brother and only one Mexican.

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And their yard looks like shit now, doesn't it?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Season 6 What GIF by The Office

Then buy the fucking thing and do what you want with it.  Otherwise, STFU and let people run their business how they see fit.

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Some background.  Cracker Barrel is changing its logo from this:

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To this:

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And MAGA is absolutely losing its shit, calling the above woke.

I always thought the barrel was full of crackers, but I guess it must have been full of darkies.

Or maybe it's the fact that Cracker Barrel actually treats its LGBTQ employees like human beings, which, of course, has nothing to do with the logo.

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Posted (edited)

If Trump does go out on patrol, does this mean they'll put him in one of those "Police" body armor vests?   Because that will be hysterical.  And pathetic.

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Those idiots will find something to be outraged in any situation.  They didn't take "Cracker" out of the name, it's just a cleaner logo.  (It's still ugly, but that's another thing entirely.)

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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

doesn't this open her up to a shitload of lawsuits? lol I hope so

Yes - I think every conviction during the period of her improper second appointment can get thrown out 

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3 hours ago, Slacks said:

Fuck that. Gary Owen is funny as hell. 

Tried it. No thanks

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

And Tom Segura, Sebastian Maniscalco, Anthony Jeselnik, Nate Bargatze, Eliza Shlesinger, Taylor Tomlinson

I don't know Taylor Tomlinson, but I'm hard pressed to find another comic (other than Rogan and his crew) that's less funny than Tom Segura. Wife and I couldn't make it through 10 min of a special. 

Maniscalo is OK but the loudmouth Italian is kind of played out for me. Jeselnik, Bargatze, and Eliza I don't care for. 

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44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Some background.  Cracker Barrel is changing its logo from this:

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To this:

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And MAGA is absolutely losing its shit, calling the above woke.

I always thought the barrel was full of crackers, but I guess it must have been full of darkies.

Or maybe it's the fact that Cracker Barrel actually treats its LGBTQ employees like human beings, which, of course, has nothing to do with the logo.

So a black man named Byron is pissed a company took a picture of an old tyme racist southern white man off its logo?

Confused Liam Neeson GIF

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

What is this?  Gummo?

Wow a gummo reference. Knew a lil girlie from Salt Lake City. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....

I was got a handjob in a Mervyn’s California fitting room so like you, the Cracker Barrel thing hits close to home.

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These motherfuckers. To paraphrase Father Nathan Monk: I hope that when they die, every one of these assholes is greeted by the gay angelic men's choir, which consists of every person who died of AIDS or was kicked out of their homes by their families, and while being serenaded by Born this Way, are escorted by Matthew Shephard to Jesus to be judged by their own deeds.

 

In more heartening news, people have already gone out and painted over the black with chalk. 

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Posted (edited)
38 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I kind of liked the old logo.

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I’d like to crack her barrel

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36 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I gave myself a handjob in a Mervyn’s California fitting room so like you, the Cracker Barrel thing hits close to home.

Nice humblebrag.  I could say the same about myself at most fitting rooms and Cracker Barrel’s I have been to.  

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2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Not an issue enough women care about or it wouldnt be an issue. There was once a thought the women were going to bail us dumbasses out of our dumbassedness... Turns out, they like to vote against their self interests, too. 

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Just now, Slacks said:

Not an issue enough women care about or it wouldnt be an issue. There was once a thought the women were going to bail us dumbasses out of our dumbassedness... Turns out, they like to vote against their self interests, too. 

Their husbands will protect their interests

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Not an issue enough women care about or it wouldnt be an issue. There was once a thought the women were going to bail us dumbasses out of our dumbassedness... Turns out, they like to vote against their self interests, too. 

Their god told them to do what their husbands tell them to.
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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

If Trump does go out on patrol, does this mean they'll put him in one of those "Police" body armor vests?   Because that will be hysterical.  And pathetic.

I saw a headline that he's already called it off.  I guess the bone spurs flared up again.

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Some background.  Cracker Barrel is changing its logo from this:

85755532007-cb-logo-rgb-300-dpi.jpg?widt

To this:

85755531007-morelikeusbarrel-1.jpg?width

And MAGA is absolutely losing its shit, calling the above woke.

I always thought the barrel was full of crackers, but I guess it must have been full of darkies.

Or maybe it's the fact that Cracker Barrel actually treats its LGBTQ employees like human beings, which, of course, has nothing to do with the logo.

The Cracker Barrel rebrand sucks, not because it is woke but because it moved from a logo that told you exactly what to expect  (a schlocky faux Old Timey country feed bag restaurant) to something that requires you to know what the old branding was to make any sense of the current concept (schlocky faux New Timey country feed bag restaurant). The new logo and branding are self-referential and thus…

It insists upon itself. 

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Cracker Barrel rebrand sucks, not because it is woke but because it moved from a logo that told you exactly what to expect  (a schlocky faux Old Timey country feed bag restaurant) to something that requires you to know what the old branding was to make any sense of the current concept (schlocky faux New Timey country feed bag restaurant). The new logo and branding are self-referential and thus…

It insists upon itself. 

I might argue that Cracker Barrel is a strong enough brand that everyone knows what it is.  So there's no need for Cletus and the barrel o darkies.

It's not like they're starting from scratch and need to inform people what they are.

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I would think the Magats would be happy that Cracker Barrel got rid of their old woke logo with the gay guy all sitting cross legged like a woman waiting for the trans.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I might argue that Cracker Barrel is a strong enough brand that everyone knows what it is.  So there's no need for Cletus and the barrel o darkies.

It sucks. It’s ten years past the “take the personality out of everything and make it corporate” movement. 
 

 

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Cracker Barrell should have done it slowly. Like, first change the man's clothing to modern attire. Just say that you're modernizing to appeal to a new generation.  A year later, remove the chair, so he's leaning on the barrel. A year later, change the man into an African American woman with a big afro.  The next year, change it to the new, current logo. None of the Rednecks would have said shit. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

So a butter biscuit named Byron is pissed a company took a picture of an old tyme racist southern white man off its logo?

Confused Liam Neeson GIF

Yep.

Posted
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Cracker Barrel? Who gives a shit about Cracker Barrel?  Who the fuck is this?

dumbshits on xitter who have to be outraged at any change that doesn't explicitly favor white dudes.

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Why does anyone under the age of 65 care what Cracker Barrel is doing? How can a rebrand of a geriatric chain restaurant be woke? I don’t understand why this is major news.

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5 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Why does anyone under the age of 65 care what Cracker Barrel is doing? How can a rebrand of a geriatric chain restaurant be woke? I don’t understand why this is major news.

For the next act, Trump is going to demand that Luby's re-open every location they have ever closed.



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