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37 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Just got this from my wife. Round Rock, TX. My wife is of Asian descent, born in the US and raised by a white family, with an advanced medical degree. But she's the one who doesn't belong.

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51 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Just got this from my wife. Round Rock, TX. My wife is of Asian descent, born in the US and raised by a white family, with an advanced medical degree. But she's the one who doesn't belong.

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Well little fella, which is it?  

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Oh, cool, we're bombing Somalia now.

 

Look over there!!!!

In town. How i am dealing with this Presidency. 

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The final goal is to leave and live on a private island with private military support etc.  For the billionaire class.  First, you have to ransack this country before you leave it's bloated corpse behind.  Then the next step is to finish off the earth and head to space.  If you don't think that's the plan, you're not paying attention.  

The final goal is to leave and live on a private island with private military support etc.  For the billionaire class.  First, you have to ransack this country before you leave it's bloated corpse behind.  Then the next step is to finish off the earth and head to space.  If you don't think that's the plan, you're not paying attention.  

100% this.
When envisioning a good future for humanity, your options are 1) make life better here on earth, which is already terraformed and perfectly suited for supporting human life, or 2) treat earth as a lost-cause and focus all efforts on Mars as a lifeboat (that is I’ll only be able to support a fraction of humanity…which will happen to be the super-rich fraction).
In terms of cost and ROI, option 1 is a no-brainer. In terms of helping a large number of humans, option 1 is a no-brainer. Seriously, the gulf between options 1 and 2 that it’s hardly worth discussing.
BUT….if you intend to continue and ratchet up a path that sees you accrue unimaginable wealth and power, leaving earth an empty husk, with you and a few hundred/thousand of your fellow oligarchs having an escape plan for that day….option 2 is your call.
These people not only have no interest in making your life better, they are actively working to make it worse, for their benefit. And all the while, they distract you with meaningless social issues (“the trans dragshow homogays are coming for your kids!”) so you won’t see the murderous plan they are executing before your very eyes.
49 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The final goal is to leave and live on a private island with private military support etc.  For the billionaire class.  First, you have to ransack this country before you leave it's bloated corpse behind.  Then the next step is to finish off the earth and head to space.  If you don't think that's the plan, you're not paying attention.  

Count me in as staying on to be a hunter gatherer.

Will be so nice without those motherfuckers here, even if I'm only gathering two headed crawdads.

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2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

 


Should have pulled himself up by the bootstraps instead of wallowing in his sickness. Someone has to pay for some CEOs 9 figure bonus, if you aren’t able to pay the pizzo then you deserve what you get.

 

Wife said, because a one time maga friend has asthma, she has schadenjoy.

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


100% this.
When envisioning a good future for humanity, your options are 1) make life better here on earth, which is already terraformed and perfectly suited for supporting human life, or 2) treat earth as a lost-cause and focus all efforts on Mars as a lifeboat (that is I’ll only be able to support a fraction of humanity…which will happen to be the super-rich fraction).
In terms of cost and ROI, option 1 is a no-brainer. In terms of helping a large number of humans, option 1 is a no-brainer. Seriously, the gulf between options 1 and 2 that it’s hardly worth discussing.
BUT….if you intend to continue and ratchet up a path that sees you accrue unimaginable wealth and power, leaving earth an empty husk, with you and a few hundred/thousand of your fellow oligarchs having an escape plan for that day….option 2 is your call.
These people not only have no interest in making your life better, they are actively working to make it worse, for their benefit. And all the while, they distract you with meaningless social issues (“the trans dragshow homogays are coming for your kids!”) so you won’t see the murderous plan they are executing before your very eyes.


I thought this hit too close the first time to actually be considered satire. 

Now it’s just prophetic.

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3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - Heads up

 

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - Eat the rich

write it down, file it away. take pictures, keep tabs, keep score. spam the world with everything horrible that happened that was his fault and everything horrible that happened that was on his watch. deaths, costs, eggs, gas, medicine, car crashes, plane crashes, unemployment, crypto nonsense, clown bullshit.

go on fox news, go on podcasts, go on twitter, go on facebook, go on youtube, go where they are, go where they live. flood the fucking zone.

the midterms are in 21 months.

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24 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


I thought this hit too close the first time to actually be considered satire. 

Now it’s just prophetic.

I once had a super Trumpy guy tell me how much he liked that movie, because it was obviously making fun of hysterical liberals. 

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The final goal is to leave and live on a private island with private military support etc.  For the billionaire class.  First, you have to ransack this country before you leave its bloated corpse behind.  Then the next step is to finish off the earth and head to space.  If you don't think that's the plan, you're not paying attention.  

Whether it’s an island, orbit or another planet, absolutely this. See Elysium. Not a great movie, but, imo, fairly prescient. 

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2 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Just got this from my wife. Round Rock, TX. My wife is of Asian descent, born in the US and raised by a white family, with an advanced medical degree. But she's the one who doesn't belong.

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Making the Sahara Desert habitable is a billion times easier than making Mars habitable. Maybe we should start with that…

3 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Just got this from my wife. Round Rock, TX. My wife is of Asian descent, born in the US and raised by a white family, with an advanced medical degree. But she's the one who doesn't belong.

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Hey kid, which cunt over there is your mom?    

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's really fairly astonishing that the GOP has managed to so completely vilify an agency whose mission is to protect consumers from rapacious corporate practices.  I mean, it's right there in the name.

One can certainly understand why the robber barons hate it, but somehow they have convinced their victims to hate it too.

Mind bottling.

Someone I know is very well connected among the MAGA crowd.  He attended the inaugaration and was in the Rotunda for the swearing in.   He's on personal speaking terms with Ted Cruz and is giddy with excitement about the very real possibility of the CFPB being shut down entirely.   Which is hilarious because this individual's company's employee and client base is very lower middle class and the kind of folks who the CFPB benefits.   But the CFPB hurts his company's bottom line so it should go away.  

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Fuck that kid and their fat shitty mom

Round Rock

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The final goal is to leave and live on a private island with private military support etc.  For the billionaire class.  First, you have to ransack this country before you leave it's bloated corpse behind.  Then the next step is to finish off the earth and head to space.  If you don't think that's the plan, you're not paying attention.  

A billionaire on an island guarded by a private military will soon be a a dead pauper and the mercs will be billionaires. 
 

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4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A billionaire on an island guarded by a private military will soon be a a dead pauper and the mercs will be billionaires. 
 

 

Sure.  But they’re safer on a pvt island vs whatever’s left of the USA.  

Making the Sahara Desert habitable is a billion times easier than making Mars habitable. Maybe we should start with that…

Maybe we should start by sending all the assholes to Mars first and let them sort out how to make it habitable?
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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Someone I know is very well connected among the MAGA crowd.  He attended the inaugaration and was in the Rotunda for the swearing in.   

 

If you know someone that was able to get into the rotunda for the coronation, then that person is an absolute piece of shit, full stop..  Because only the shittiest of the shitty were allowed inside.

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4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The final goal is to leave and live on a private island with private military support etc.  For the billionaire class.  First, you have to ransack this country before you leave it's bloated corpse behind.  Then the next step is to finish off the earth and head to space.  If you don't think that's the plan, you're not paying attention.  

Bezos house has the only private beach on Maui in the middle of a lava field with ex mossad as home security when he’s in town. True story.

3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Making the Sahara Desert habitable is a billion times easier than making Mars habitable. Maybe we should start with that…

Calm down Lisan-Al Gaib. Whole lotta icky poors out thataway

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We really need the media to start reporting like this:

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I’ve long believed that the American media would be more clear-eyed about the rise and return of Donald Trump if it was happening overseas in a foreign country, where we’re used to foreign correspondents writing with more incisive authority. Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at just such a dispatch. Here’s a story that should be written this weekend:

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The G-7 country’s newly installed president, a mid-level oligarch named Donald Trump, appeared amid Musk’s moves to be increasingly merely a figurehead head of state. Trump is a convicted felon with a long record of family corruption and returned in power in late January after a four-year interlude promising retribution and retaliation against foreign opponents and a domestic “Deep State.” He had been charged with attempting to overthrow the peaceful transition of power that had previously removed him from office in 2021, but loyalist elements in the judiciary successfully blocked his prosecution and incarceration, easing his return to power.

 

Perfectly captured the voice of a BBC reporter.

4 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Perfectly captured the voice of a BBC reporter.

Now Ted obviously won them over and proved them wrong but I would love to see this in the WH Press Room

 

1 hour ago, theaveragejon said:

Here we go. 

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Fucker cannot even give us the weekend off.

1 hour ago, theaveragejon said:

Here we go. 

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begun, the trade wars have.

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

write it down, file it away. take pictures, keep tabs, keep score. spam the world with everything horrible that happened that was his fault and everything horrible that happened that was on his watch. deaths, costs, eggs, gas, medicine, car crashes, plane crashes, unemployment, crypto nonsense, clown bullshit.

go on fox news, go on podcasts, go on twitter, go on facebook, go on youtube, go where they are, go where they live. flood the fucking zone.

the midterms are in 21 months.

Agreed. But asthma guy died in Jan., 2024.

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Trump turned the most mild mannered western nation into anthem booers. That’s how you know he’s a prick.

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Trump turned the most mild mannered western nation into anthem booers. That’s how you know he’s a prick.

This

WE’RE RESPECTED AGAIN!!!!!!!

21 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Rather ashamed to say I think they showed it the proper amount of respect under the circumstances.

 

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

WE’RE RESPECTED AGAIN!!!!!!!

and the adults are back in charge.  @realgreggym fucking cunt.

28 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We're living the South Park movie.

Hope a Canadian quaifs in Trumps face

Trump/Trumpanzee Party = Global Laughingstock. 

9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Making the Sahara Desert habitable is a billion times easier than making Mars habitable. Maybe we should start with that…

Lord Musk did not direct that...

I'm gonna need y'all to start popping some of these trial balloons or there will be no elections in 2026.

 

6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Fucker cannot even give us the weekend off.

Yep, have not had a day off since the inauguration. First was reviewing programs. Now it is trying to work on supply chains for the programs that did not get axed.

And this was supposed to be my month off. Fuck I hate the off season.

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Rather ashamed to say I think they showed it the proper amount of respect under the circumstances.

The Hoser Canadians posting on a Brit racing board I frequent are not amused either:

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Oh, and if Trump can break trade deals so can we. We should drop the discount we sell oil to the US at, and cancel the F-35 purchase. Order those Gripens like I've been saying all along.

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Sadly, this move by Trump has made the USA an enemy state for Canadians. The damage is done; we will never trust the US Government again, no matter who the leader is. I doubt we'll ever cross that border again.

We need to cancel the F-35 contract ASAP as the planes will likely have a US-controlled kill switch on them. Saab Viggen is a fine fighter.

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Well don't worry, any gloom and doom talk is just TDS run amok, Trump will not do any of the extreme stuff he promised....

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The USA holds no monopoly on the products or services essential to the modern civilized world. The time has come for the global community to turn away from the USA and unite against it as a common adversary. We must foster unprecedented international cooperation among civilized nations to rein in the orange menace.

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