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Posted
1 hour ago, Ragde said:

I'm sorry i broke the echo chamber. I'll stop replying now. Continue on with your normal programming.

This place does not suffer fools.

The moose out front should've told you.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so anyways, that dude was basically chastising this thread for schadenfreude right?

do you even aggy, bro?🤔

It's like he didn't even read the thread title.  

Posted
30 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's like he didn't even read the thread title.  

You mean he didn't do any research before spouting his mouth off? On this thread? How meta. 

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Posted
36 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so anyways, that dude was basically chastising this thread for schadenfreude right?

do you even aggy, bro?🤔

Well we did have a touch of the manly manfulness that Aggies are so proud of.  Hey, I got an avoidable disease three times and it didn't kill me!

I work in the construction industry and we're manly enough to scoff at Covid and drive it off with our toughness, pussy.

He also displayed the unsupported smugness of Aggies towards schools they consider lesser even though the Aggies never win anything.

Lastly, he ran away.

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Posted
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Sorry, kids.

Oh, kids are the BEST victims.  You think MAGAts understand their own pain?  They feel it even more acutely when it's their kids' pain.  Bring the pain to MAGAts and their entire families.  After all, that's what they want.  "The suffering tells you our policies are working!"  Well....spread the joy, folks.  Let MAGAt kids lose jobs, lose opportunities, have no choice of decent schools to attend, all the stuff.  Keep it coming till they scream "no more."  And then double it, to make sure they understand.

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Exactly.  Operation "cause as many people as much pain as possible" is well under way.  Good people are going to suffer -- they always were.  We can't stop it.  But we CAN ensure that the pain is felt by everyone else.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

"The construction industry is not afraid of Covid" 

Of course, they're not.

These kind of construction dudes are 100% full-on badass Americans, big F150 driving, Oakley wearing, baseball cap backwards, no mask wearing, hammer pounding, drill gun shooting badasses.  

They ain't got no time for Covid. Ain't got time for cancer. Ain't got time for any diseases. These fuckers don't need no vaxxin'

They're the most badass mofos on the planet. 

Same with those badasses in oil and gas. 

Not afraid of Covid, cancer, diseases, ... and vote for Christian fascists and Tech Bro Nazis. 

100% faux badasses. Millions of them. Complete idiots. Fuck'em.

 

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

They're not afraid of covid, but they're more terrified of needles than the average 5-year-old. Then again, they demonstrate less intelligence and emotional maturity than the average 5-year-old too so at least there's a little bit of consistency there.

That certainly tracks with the science at least

https://www.psypost.org/adolescents-with-authoritarian-leanings-exhibit-weaker-cognitive-ability-and-emotional-intelligence/

The results showed significant relationships between both cognitive and emotional abilities and ideological attitudes, though the strength and nature of these relationships varied. In line with prior studies in adult populations, adolescents with lower cognitive abilities were more likely to endorse authoritarian attitudes, both on the right and left of the political spectrum.

Interestingly, the relationship between cognitive abilities and social dominance orientation was weaker than for right-wing authoritarianism, suggesting that hierarchical preferences might be less cognitively driven.

Emotional abilities, however, emerged as even stronger predictors of ideological attitudes than cognitive abilities. Adolescents with lower emotional abilities were more likely to hold authoritarian beliefs across all three dimensions: right-wing authoritarianism, social dominance orientation, and left-wing authoritarianism. Furthermore, when emotional abilities were included in the models, the influence of cognitive abilities on ideological attitudes became nonsignificant, suggesting that emotional abilities may play a mediating role.

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Posted
4 hours ago, Ragde said:

I work in the construction industry and this industry isn't afraid of covid. That's not a fix. I've had it 3 times. Caught the flu last year and my doctor literally told me id have been better off catching covid. I just didnt know men were subpar doctors until very recently.

You realize covid now isn’t covid from November 2019 until mid 2021 correct? Please tell me you aren’t this ignorant 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

You realize covid now isn’t covid from November 2019 until mid 2021 correct? Please tell me you aren’t this ignorant 

Listen you Lancet Leach, he did his own research!

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You realize covid now isn’t covid from November 2019 until mid 2021 correct? Please tell me you aren’t this ignorant 

Supposing he's already told you he is?

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Posted
24 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

They're not afraid of covid, but they're more terrified of needles than the average 5-year-old. Then again, they demonstrate less intelligence and emotional maturity than the average 5-year-old too so at least there's a little bit of consistency there.

They're terrified of needles.

They're scared of a vaccine causing death (at - even if the worst outcomes are assumed -- a rate MUCH lower than the likelihood of dying from the actual disease).

They're scared that scary brown people/black people/immigrants are coming to break into their house at any moment, so they need to have a gun within reach in every room.

They can't let their wife or daughter go to the bathroom in public because those bathrooms are full of big rapist dudes who lied and said they're trans so they can rape women in bathrooms.

They're terrified their kids are gonna turn homogay because their town once had a drag show.

 

They scream "WE AIN'T SKEERED!", but live their lives in fear of shit that doesn't make any sense.....while screaming that everyone else is "libtard alarmists!" about the things that actually DO represent a threat (yes, diseases, yes, pollution (which causes early deaths for tens of thousands of Americans every year), yes, contaminated and unsafe food and consumer products).

They're terrified of all of the wrong things, and in their zeal to create a fake persona about how badass brave they are....not appropriately cautious about the things that actually do represent some greater threat.  Dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Easier to stand tall against a menace that you know isn’t real or is unlikely to walk up to you and ask to dance. 

but it's real if they think it is

/costanza

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Posted
5 hours ago, Nivek said:


Biden would have won. But we will not vote for a woman for quite a long time.

A woman, maybe... A half suspicious woman who just recently became suspicious?

Nope.

Thanks, Obama.

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Posted
7 hours ago, Ragde said:

Yet you're still looking around wondering how we got here and i could see it coming for miles away. I typically vote 3rd party because they all suck, but actually didn't this time. From your tone i bet you wouldn't believe who i voted for either. The left will either learn to pay a little attention to those "conservative corners" or continue ignoring them and we all can just take the giant L. But hey at least some of yall can feel vindicated in behaving like the ones you so despise.

We got here because of inflation caused by the pandemic.  Incumbent governments across the developed world, whether right or left leaning, lost power in 2024.  It was inflation, my guy.

But I guess keep patting yourself on the back or something?  It will swing back when Trump actually follows through and does the shit he said he was gonna do all along because people don't pay attention.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

As has been repeatedly noted around here, the number of CR posters who were reliable Republican/mostly Republican voters for decades, until the GQP decidedly to go openly christo-fascist/authoritarian/nutbar is pretty fucking large.

Again, people who voted reliably Republican for decades are condemned as far-left libtards because we.....do not favor turning the US into a christofascist authoritarian oligarchy.  And WE'RE the unreasonable ones.  Fucking hell.

I guess it bears repeating that I was the founding member and first president of my law school's Federalist Society, was called Alex P. Keaton by my AP History teacher, and regularly argued with my Con Law professor over jurisprudential matters (he was extremely liberal and I tended to follow Hugo Black's views on the Bill of Rights--Black was considered liberal in his time but he was a originalist/textualist).

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Posted
1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

No conservative corner won this. The left stayed home and the middle stayed to the right because they were inundated with illegal minors being forced to have sex change operations on military bases during every tv timeout for a month

 

Yes the average American is not very bright

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Using data from the University of Florida Election Lab, a new analysis by the Environmental Voter Project shows that 85.9 million eligible voters skipped the 2024 general election, far surpassing the 76.8 million ballots cast for Donald Trump or the 74.3 million for Kamala Harris.

If "Did Not Vote" had been a presidential candidate, they would have beaten Donald Trump by 9.1 million votes, and they would have won 21 states, earning 265 electoral college votes to Trump's 175 and Harris's 98.

2024 was a landslide...for "Did not vote"

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Posted
7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I guess it bears repeating that I was the founding member and first president of my law school's Federalist Society, was called Alex P. Keaton by my AP History teacher, and regularly argued with my Con Law professor over jurisprudential matters (he was extremely liberal and I tended to follow Hugo Black's views on the Bill of Rights--Black was considered liberal in his time but he was a originalist/textualist).

blah blah blah, whatever, dirty hippie libtard.  If you don't MAGA, you're a commie libtard.  Did you not get the memo?

Also...if you were Alex P. Keaton....could you introduce 1987 Brisket to 1987 Justine Bateman?  Thanks, dude.

 

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Why won't someone think of the eggs

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The consumer price index found that egg prices have increased 36.8 percent from this time last year, and experts believe the increase in price is the result of avian influenza, which is rapidly depleting the supply of chickens.

If one bird is infected, farms are required by law to cull the entire flock. Axios reported Tuesday that in the previous 30 days, the bird flu affected nearly 12 million birds, according to data from USDA. If nothing changes, egg prices will only continue to rise. Trump, who brags that he won the presidency by promising to lower the prices of groceries, is obviously acting swiftly and effectively to address the issue, right?

https://newrepublic.com/post/190592/donald-trump-egg-prices-bird-flu

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Trump, who brags that he won the presidency by promising to lower the prices of groceries, is obviously acting swiftly and effectively to address the issue, right?

Not when 80% of the population can be distracted with, "Did you hear he wants to call it the Gulf of America?"

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Posted
Just now, aggie08 said:

Not when 80% of the population can be distracted with, "Did you hear he wants to call it the Gulf of America?"

He wants to name it after an Italian? Fuck that!   

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

blah blah blah, whatever, dirty hippie libtard.  If you don't MAGA, you're a commie libtard.  Did you not get the memo?

Also...if you were Alex P. Keaton....could you introduce 1987 Brisket to 1987 Justine Bateman?  Thanks, dude.

 

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This is what kills me about the leftist cabal nonsense the DT folks spout. Several of y'all were very active in local republican politics 15 years ago and were of an age where likely you would have progressed to being players at the state level even if behind the scenes 

 

I was routinely the recipient of some pretty hilarious neg rep back when you could leave comments for being a right wing nutcase. 
 

Yeah we’re a bunch of commies

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Posted

Those construction bros will take the fuck out of ivermectin because Joe Rogan says it works. He has a honorary doctorate after all from taking all those steroids after all.

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i love that he apparently curried favor with the masses because of frustration with post-pandemic inflation and in his third day as president, he tells the world economic forum in davos that he is going to "demand that interest rates drop immediately."

now i am no economist (wait, yes i am) but...

oh well, at least the mortage/real estate thread guys will throw a fun party.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We have the wealth and power inequality of pre-WW1 but the white supremacy scapegoating of marginalized groups of pre-WW2.

This should end well.

WW3 is probably the only thing that can cure the current political situation that has been building here. The downside is, the earth will no longer be habitable and we'll all be dead.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

blah blah blah, whatever, dirty hippie libtard.  If you don't MAGA, you're a commie libtard.  Did you not get the memo?

Also...if you were Alex P. Keaton....could you introduce 1987 Brisket to 1987 Justine Bateman?  Thanks, dude.

 

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I saw her first. 
 

Although 2025 Justine is full on MAGA. SAD!

Posted
16 minutes ago, faps said:

WW3 is probably the only thing that can cure the current political situation that has been building here. The downside is, the earth will no longer be habitable and we'll all be dead.

don't look up

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Posted
4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Cops might arrest that dipshit just for suggesting that they actually should do their jobs.

Maybe the cops should arrest him for knowingly hiring illegals.

Posted
2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Aggy boss has been in bed with COVID for the past couple of days. He's a COVID denier, unvaxxed, and voted for Trump because he likes that he says crazy shit.

perry cox whatever GIF

What is it we say? I hope he considers his life choices.

Posted
1 hour ago, faps said:

WW3 is probably the only thing that can cure the current political situation that has been building here. The downside is, the earth will no longer be habitable and we'll all be dead.

The Fourth Turning Is Here predicts calamity by around 2030, give or take. Yeah something really bad is on the horizon. Either World war, civil war, revolution, or pandemic. Maybe even a combo of them. So that’s cool

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Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The Fourth Turning Is Here predicts calamity by around 2030, give or take. Yeah something really bad is on the horizon. Either World war, civil war, revolution, or pandemic. Maybe even a combo of them. So that’s cool

That book is one of the most chilling things I've ever read.  It was published in 1996.  Its predictions for the post-2010 period have been fucking absurdly spot-on, and horrifyingly so.  We're in for a lot more super-bad shit.  And, as has become apparent by our chosen path, almost all of it will be self-inflicted.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That book is one of the most chilling things I've ever read.  It was published in 1996.  It's predictions for the post-2010 period have been fucking absurdly spot-on, and horrifyingly so.  We're in for a lot more super-bad shit.  And, as has become apparent by our chosen path, almost all of it will be self-inflicted.

It’s because of our short memories and attention spans. And not just ours as in Americans. Humans have short memories so we fall back into these rhythms and patterns. But one of the positives is that we’ve been through them before and have advanced further because of them. Of course there’s no guarantee that we’ll get through this one with a positive ending. But I choose to believe that we will. I mean, if I don’t then I’ll just spiral 

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