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Posted
1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Higher costs, particularly groceries and housing, with higher interest rates.

Which was world wide due to the impacts of the pandemic.

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I would write it. But wow what a jerk pushing his political agenda at work. I hate that.

And then, of course, the irony of being a victim of his own political agenda.

Weird he visited Communist Vietnam freely but ended up locked up by the United States.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Higher costs, particularly groceries and housing, with higher interest rates.

 

not an issue when we had the worlds strongest and biggest economy 

Posted
10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ahh yes.  Thanks to Dear Leader HIs Royal Majesty Trump, we will now be bringing these jobs to you.  And don't worry about finding people to fill them....we'll MAKE them work there (because it's the only way to make it work in the US).  Soon, we'll see these happy faces across the country!

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God, the off-brand version of "Laverne and Shirley" looks terrible.

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Posted
11 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

Fuck that guy. I would call ICE on the remaining family. 

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Posted
38 minutes ago, locodos said:

Biden overhang!

I'm struggling a bit here as I can't choose between Biden overhang being a haircut, as in, "yeah, I'd like a Biden overhang but trim the sides shorter" and a term that projects the current president's weak ego with respect to his own less than slender belly. Biden doesn't really have an overhang as he's pretty fit for an 80+ guy. But Trump has the 45 degree belt angle (as seen in his golfing attire) that indicates a significant overhang. Conclusion: there is no Biden overhang.

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Posted
7 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Sigh. I served on student government with this guy, and he was my next door neighbor for a few years. I was too busy drinking Bill Clinton’s liquor to really notice his wackiness, but in hindsight I am not surprised.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/xYfrDVt7Pn

Edit - my opposite side neighbor was David Crowder.

I’m not aware of an Uncle Tom-like pejorative for gays that lick republican boots, but if there is one, that’s this guy 

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Posted
58 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not aware of an Uncle Tom-like pejorative for gays that lick republican boots, but if there is one, that’s this guy 

Log Cabin Republicans?

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Posted
10 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Sigh. I served on student government with this guy, and he was my next door neighbor for a few years. I was too busy drinking Bill Clinton’s liquor to really notice his wackiness, but in hindsight I am not surprised.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/xYfrDVt7Pn

Edit - my opposite side neighbor was David Crowder.

 

Gay Republicans: Gay, but hate minorities and poors. 

 

 

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Posted

 

 

 

DOGE’d Grumpy old vet -

commander bone spurs doesn’t care about veterans

malignant narcissist only cares about himself not the guy working in the trenches

Pathological liar not delivering on promises; has no game plan

Prices going up

Tariffs put in juvenile way causing tariff war with allies

 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Gay Republicans: Gay, but hate minorities and poors. 

 

 

And other gays.

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Posted
On 4/29/2025 at 11:28 AM, Brisketexan said:

The admin also appeals to pointless bravado and chest-puffing....which has real cultural appeal.  Even when it's utterly stupid and counterproductive.  Maybe ESPECIALLY when it is.  "Macho" is a thing, and it's rarely a smart thing.

¡PERO SIGO SIENDO EL REYYYY!

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Posted
15 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Which was world wide due to the impacts of the pandemic.

And when looking at the other economies out there our rebound was above and our rates of inflation were below that of other nations.   The Russian economy which the right loves to ignore, while simultaneously obsessing over their leadership,  had people buying electronics because a used TV held its value more effectively than did their currency.   

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Posted (edited)
21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

And when looking at the other economies out there our rebound was above and our rates of inflation were below that of other nations.   The Russian economy which the right loves to ignore, while simultaneously obsessing over their leadership,  had people buying electronics because a used TV held its value more effectively than did their currency.   

so what you're saying is our future economy will consist of us hawking all the shit we've been hoarding for years, in order to buy food? sounds fun!

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Posted
19 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

a man with a beard is thinking with his hand on his chin .

Wouldn't lift a god damn finger to get that guy out of the ICE gulag...

 

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fuck that guy. I would call ICE on the remaining family. 

Now that might be a letter of recommendation I would write...recommend the rest of his family be sent to the ICE gulag to be with him...

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Posted
19 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

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Fuck that. Let that piece of shit pay the price for voting for that other piece of shit. 

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Posted
42 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

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Fuck that. Let that piece of shit pay the price for voting for that other piece of shit. 

Sounds like he’s a non-citizen non-voter who supports Trump and just got deported back to his home country.

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Posted (edited)

For half a second, I was hopeful that that was about Hamilton, TX, which is one of my favorite little Texas towns that is overrun with gross political beliefs and bigotry :(

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Posted
55 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Sounds like he’s a non-citizen non-voter who supports Trump and just got deported back to his home country.

Sounds like a criminal to me. 😂 

Posted
21 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

You should write him a letter that it's time for him to start importing the smallest violins he can find.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, GenXer said:

This one has it all

leopards for arkansas

a letter to santa

tariff on shit-eating membranes from china



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And how did the people of benton county, arkansas vote?

 

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Eat shit, motherfuckers. You’re gonna have lots to eat now that you can’t afford the tariffs on the shit-eating membranes from china.

 

governor sanders weighs in on the situation

 

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Gives mayor the side eye. Literally.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, GenXer said:

This one has it all

leopards for arkansas

a letter to santa

tariff on shit-eating membranes from china



IMG_3260.thumb.jpeg.3245303b759c509261127d21e0bd4a14.jpeg

 

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And how did the people of benton county, arkansas vote?

 

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Eat shit, motherfuckers. You’re gonna have lots to eat now that you can’t afford the tariffs on the shit-eating membranes from china.

 

governor sanders weighs in on the situation

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Gives mayor the side eye. Literally.

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Remind me not to buy anything from Simmons Prepared Foods.

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Posted
7 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

 

DOGE’d Grumpy old vet -

commander bone spurs doesn’t care about veterans

malignant narcissist only cares about himself not the guy working in the trenches

Pathological liar not delivering on promises; has no game plan

Prices going up

Tariffs put in juvenile way causing tariff war with allies

 

This guy is a douche (but you already knew that).   He says it would have been OK if he'd lost his job but part of an organized, cohesive plan.  Bullshit.  He'd still vote for Trump RIGHT NOW over Kamala.  Fuck him.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Remind me not to buy anything from Simmons Prepared Foods.

I'm wondering why he isn't asking Simmons Prepared Foods.  Seems like they'd be interested in having treatment.  Probably another one of these, "it'll bring the tax payer jobs, so the taxpayers should fund it!" rip-offs.

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Posted
On 4/30/2025 at 6:36 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Grimy.  Little. Pimps.

Just like Bruno Tatalia.

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, GenXer said:


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And how did the people of ravalli county, montana vote?

 

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Eat shit, motherfuckers

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Fun fact- Hamilton has a GSK vaccine manufacturing facility, and it’s probably their largest employer.  For now. 
 

it’s also where the evil Hollywood libs shoot lots of Yellowstone, and spend lots of money during shooting. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

 

DOGE’d Grumpy old vet -

commander bone spurs doesn’t care about veterans

malignant narcissist only cares about himself not the guy working in the trenches

Pathological liar not delivering on promises; has no game plan

Prices going up

Tariffs put in juvenile way causing tariff war with allies

 

 

shut the fuck up you dumb mother fucker !!!!

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