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3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unfortunately, seven partners is probably well within normal attrition rates among big firms.

 

What clients may go with them, well, that’s a horse of an entirely different color.    

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Posted
11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I was gonna say she should fuck her own face but looks like she’s done that already.  Fuck her. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

Time for a wellness check on Kasper

 

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and about that being biden’s fault…

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Kasper fails to fill out a form during obama’s administration.

4 years of dotard. Not dotard’s fault that Kasper wasn’t notified of missing form because reasons.

4 years of biden. Kasper notified of missing form in sept 2024 because “they weren’t keeping watch”. Not keeping watch. But found problem via magic.

biden’s fault that he’s detained by trump.

Logic checks out.

Let’s Go Kasper

Rot slow

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Foosters said:

A morning buffet of leopards feasting

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - I voted for cheaper prices. Things are more expensive now.

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - I voted for a conman and got lied to

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Dude vote for a disruptive, chaotic candidate now shocked when that leads to real-world chaos and unmet expectations.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Oops, my bad! Dave Smith tells millions to vote for Trump, now says it was a “bad calculation” and “impotent” Trump should be impeached.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Miami Cuban and their family vote Trump, legal resident grandfather is taken by ICE and denied life-saving medication.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Miami Cuban and their family vote Trump, legal resident grandfather is taken by ICE and denied life-saving medication.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - From hailed to failed

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - An immigrant who supported Trump is lamenting his decision

 

 


All of these dumbfucks can go fuck themselves. Eat shit, the lot of you.  

2 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

OK, Kasper, did you see a copy of the new Form I-751s?

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This is really good. Bravo.

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Posted

The things that would have to go wrong for the Democrats to win enough Senate seats to impeach Trump boggle the mind.

But I guess we are well on our way. Start a war and crash the economy.

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Posted
Just now, Valmy77 said:

Start a war and crash the economy.

He would need to perform an abortion live on TV to even make the needle quiver. War? Half these fuckers want it. Economy? They're already poor and/or don't understand how the economy works. 

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Posted
Just now, NorthLoop said:

He would need to perform an abortion live on TV to even make the needle quiver. War? Half these fuckers want it. Economy? They're already poor and/or don't understand how the economy works. 

True. Yeah I don't know how badly the Republicans would have to fuck up to end up with only 40 Senators. He could probably piss on Jesus while ripping up the Constitution standing the remains of aborted babies in the middle of a bombed out city beside a bread line and still win in lots of those states.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

He could probably piss on Jesus

Jesus was a commie.

12 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

while ripping up the Constitution

The Constitution is unconstitutional if it stops Trump from doing what he wants.

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

standing the remains of aborted babies

So long as they are brown babies, they shouldn't have been here....FOLLOW THE LAW!

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

in the middle of a bombed out city

Trump had to bomb LA in order to prevent it from being burned down!

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

beside a bread line

See, Dear Leader is taking care of us true patriots by providing basic sustenance!

 

Bottom line, all of those things happen....the GQP GAINS votes.  Because idiocy, cults, and this fucking timeline.

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Posted
1 hour ago, GenXer said:

I usually drink up the schadenfreude from these stories but this guy’s self awareness makes him endearing.

 

Man I never knew Forest Gump let him self go in his later years

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Tourism down in vermont.


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And how did the people of jay county vermont vote?

 

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Seems that people along the border don’t like how the canucks maintain their lawns or something.

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We’re headed to maine for a week next month. We’re staying at one of the hotels in the kennebunkport resort collection. I’m gonna see if I can get a free bottle of bubbly by demonstrating my authentic canadian vernacular, eh. Will report back on my success.

We’re also staying around camden for a few days. Will make it to acadia for a day before it’s sold off as timber.

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Posted
39 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Tourism down in vermont.


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And how did the people of jay county vermont vote?

 

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Seems that people along the border don’t like how the canucks maintain their lawns or something.

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We’re headed to maine for a week next month. We’re staying at one of the hotels in the kennebunkport resort collection. I’m gonna see if I can get a free bottle of bubbly by demonstrating my authentic canadian vernacular, eh. Will report back on my success.

We’re also staying around camden for a few days. Will make it to acadia for a day before it’s sold off as timber.

 

Given our place in Vermont, that map got me wondering how my town voted. It was that last blue town going up the Eastern border before you hit the reds and whites.

 

In defense of Jay and a lot of the places up there, Vermont is pretty damn thin. I mean look at that vote 161 v 144 - BARELY 300 people and an 17 VOTE swing. And I would guess that the bulk of those people have no ties to or support of Jay Peak. They probably don't even feel the impact of the lack of tourism. It's a weird area.

 

Posted
47 minutes ago, GenXer said:

people along the border don’t like how the canucks maintain their lawns or something.

More likely that there's a higher percentage of people working in law enforcement. I bet nationwide a law enforcement household correlates to a Trumpist household by over 90%

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Posted
2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He would need to perform an abortion live on TV to even make the needle quiver. War? Half these fuckers want it. Economy? They're already poor and/or don't understand how the economy works. 

Yeah but won't someone think of the price of muh eggs? 

Posted
On 6/17/2025 at 6:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If the phrase "useful idiots" didn't already exist, it would be born in this moment.

Indispensable idiots.

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Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Except for that sad birthday parade. 

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

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Posted
On 6/17/2025 at 10:59 AM, NorthLoop said:

He would need to perform an abortion live on TV to even make the needle quiver. War? Half these fuckers want it. Economy? They're already poor and/or don't understand how the economy works. 

 

plot twist, he's aborting a brown/black baby maybe even muslim 

 

maga :

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the dems will have to go 33 for 35 in senate midterms to convict and expel no earlier than 20 months from now in january of 27

so of course there is a chance....

It won't happen. Yes we see lots of leopards on this thread, but ultimately this country is fucked. 

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On 6/17/2025 at 11:02 AM, Valmy77 said:

True. Yeah I don't know how badly the Republicans would have to fuck up to end up with only 40 Senators. He could probably piss on Jesus while ripping up the Constitution standing the remains of aborted babies in the middle of a bombed out city beside a bread line and still win in lots of those states.

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if i am reading this correctly since 1855 the dems have held the required 67 senate seats necessary to convict during fdr and lbj and have never held 66 seats under a red potus

Posted
3 hours ago, dcbc said:

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

Million dollar idea right here 

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Posted
21 hours ago, dcbc said:

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

While I like it, I think "Goodnight, Libs" would sell more.  Something stupid and hateful, that ends with "Goodnight commie socialist crybaby losers, everywhere."

 

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

While I like it, I think "Goodnight, Libs" would sell more.  Something stupid and hateful, that ends with "Goodnight commie socialist crybaby losers, everywhere."

 

I'll probably write both and release them at the same time.

 

Goodnight Goon has a nice ring to it.  Or Goodnight Freedom.

 

Goodnight to the Constitution (except 2A) while whispering, "Hush."

 

Spinoff.  A parody of Is you're Mama a Llama:  Is Obama a Citizen (spoiler alert: He is).

 

"Is Obama a citizen, I asked this douche, Don.  Thank you for your attention to this matter, Don did respond."

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Posted
1 minute ago, Covri said:

Probably need to invent a Time Machine first to go back to before 2018 when good night Trump was already written….

 

Goodnight Trump: A Parody https://a.co/d/0e4Vrob
 

 

You are a thief of joy.

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