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20 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

Your brain is jelly man, the current government is taking massive steps to completely ban transgender care for ALL people, not just minors. Your demonization of trans people have led to actual trans kids to commit suicide in addition to huge rates of self harm. This hysteria about trans people in jails getting healthcare is garbage was related to a handful of people, meanwhile the current administration has successfully pressured hospital systems to share minors healthcare data to store in god knows what kind of registry. Anyone who is complaining non-stop about trans issues is a pervert at this point I've concluded, you think about genitals more than anyone else.

Exactly that. 

Further, I think it's amateur operative bullshit to keep repeating the condemnation of trans activism as bad politics just to sugarcoat the lie that trans wield any political power at all. It promotes the notion that a group (trans today, meteorologists tomorrow) are a threat to something somewhere.

Disingenuity is the soul of the amateur operative who lies like a pro-operative thus selling his soul for absolutely nothing of material value. I destroyed my integrity and all I got was this t-shirt:

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Even the shirt lies.

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3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

How has this not been on the front page of every major newspaper in the world?

Because the mainstream and legacy media have failed us, are failing us, and will continue to fail us -- with their endless normalizing, enabling, and gaslighting everyone about the GQP quest for fascist, white dude patriarchy, and medieval theocracy, all wrapped in a glittering capitalist-corporate economy where making money is more important doing the right thing.

Been happening since Reagan-Falwell union of Republican Party with Religious Right ... up through Bush2-Tea Party and now Trump-MAGA.

 

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I think Newsom may have found a way to fight. Use their weapons in parody which gets points across and differentiates the satirist from the vile thing being sent up.

The pro-republic forces have a crushing advantage in wit and irony neither of which is well understood or easily parried by true Trumpists. I guess calling them "weird" was the actual start of changing the rhetoric, but the hide bound political advisors strangled it in the crib. 

The odds aren't good for us of the pro-republic side, but at least the fall will be more entertaining. I'm sure ICE is hunting the young hispanic woman who evidently plays the key role (I can't find her name) in Newsom's strategy.

We have a guest room where she is welcome to hide. They'll never search a white man's house in the middle of Trump country.

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29 minutes ago, Foosters said:

wake up lefty!

oh shit. i'm awake

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - He is only cutting fraud! Wait, hold up, don't cut my benefits please. Only theirs.

It shouldn't but it still amazes me how willfully ignorant people are the effect policy has on their lives.   

Last year, my property taxes went way up.  It pissed me off to no end, but I knew why and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about. 

Some times, I just want to bury my head in the sand and stop reading the news, staying abreast of upcoming legislation, etc.  Unfortunately, due to my line of work I really can't. 

Fuck. 

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On 8/20/2025 at 11:46 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

but probably still blames Biden, and that's the fucking problem

 

Even if they blame dOTarD, it doesn't matter. DoTARd won't be on the ballet in three years (one way or another). 

Congressional R's should be getting the blame, because they will be on the ballot, most of them in a year. 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Even if they blame dOTarD, it doesn't matter. DoTARd won't be on the ballet in three years (one way or another). 

Congressional R's should be getting the blame, because they will be on the ballot, most of them in a year. 

 

 

Even though it's blatantly unconstitutional, I'll say it's much more likely he'll be on the ballot in '28 than in the ballet.

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For those who followed my family saga a few months ago, you will be shocked to find out that my parents remain some combination of dumb and racist, despite "apologizing" for voting for Trump when they were forced to have a serious discussion if they wanted our relationship to continue. 

Here is my mother responding to my wife, who texted her about the Smithsonian and presumably ICE.

Such wishy-washy bullshit equivocation that almost makes me more angry than if they just admitted they will always be Pro-Trump. I'm continuously finding this relationship more and more difficult to rationalize.

I know some people can separate family and politics, but we are well outside "normal" politics, and they just can't bring themselves to admit any Republican could ever be worse than any Democrat. The Trump-Putin stuff is particularly laughable. I'm fucking ashamed to share DNA with my entire Trumpy-ass family tree. The only bright spot is that my siblings and me apparently inherited the same mutation that has made us politically (really, morally) unlike 95% of our embarrassing family.

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12 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

For those who followed my family saga a few months ago, you will be shocked to find out that my parents remain some combination of dumb and racist, despite "apologizing" for voting for Trump when they were forced to have a serious discussion if they wanted our relationship to continue. 

Here is my mother responding to my wife, who texted her about the Smithsonian and presumably ICE.

Such wishy-washy bullshit equivocation that almost makes me more angry than if they just admitted they will always be Pro-Trump. I'm continuously finding this relationship more and more difficult to rationalize.

I know some people can separate family and politics, but we are well outside "normal" politics, and they just can't bring themselves to admit any Republican could ever be worse than any Democrat. The Trump-Putin stuff is particularly laughable. I'm fucking ashamed to share DNA with my entire Trumpy-ass family tree. The only bright spot is that my siblings and me apparently inherited the same mutation that has made us politically (really, morally) unlike 95% of our embarrassing family.

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At least you still have your asshole Surly family.  We can roast aggy for Thanksgiving every year.

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I believe this goes here.

John Bolton, feel the leopard.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/fbi-raids-former-national-security-adviser-john-boltons-home-probe-fin-rcna226503

Spoiler

The FBI raided former national security adviser John Bolton's home in Maryland on Friday as part of a “national security investigation in search of classified records,” a source familiar with the matter confirmed to NBC News.

An FBI official said in a statement that the agency was "conducting court authorized activity in the area. There is no threat to public safety.”

The agency declined to comment further on the raid. Bolton, who lives in Bethesda, did not immediately respond to NBC News' request for comment.

In a post on X early Friday, FBI Director Kash Patel wrote, "NO ONE is above the law… @FBI agents on mission."

Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino also appeared to refer to the raid in posts on X.

"America’s safety isn’t negotiable. Justice will be pursued. Always," Bondi wrote early Friday.

“Public corruption will not be tolerated,” Bongino wrote.

The New York Post was the first to report news of the raid.

The raid began around 7 a.m., and the investigation was looking into the handling of classified materials and potential instances of such documents being used in leaks to news media, a source familiar with the matter said. The search was related to a criminal investigation that began during the Biden administration that did not go further at that time, the source added.

An FBI official said an address on M Street in Washington, D.C., was also being searched.

U.S. intelligence agencies have chosen in the past not to pursue criminal leak prosecutions because the information involved is so sensitive that the agencies do not want it made public in court. It was not clear if that played a role in the Biden administration's decision.

Bolton served during two Republican administrations, first as ambassador to the United Nations during George W. Bush's administration and later as national security adviser to President Donald Trump for about a year and a half during his first term.

Trump and Bolton did not part ways amicably, with the president in 2019 claiming he had fired Bolton and Bolton claiming that he had offered to resign after a disagreement.

Despite his work in the first Trump administration, Bolton has emerged as a fierce critic of Trump after he left office the first time in 2021, even writing a 2020 memoir about his time in the administration.

During the first Trump administration, the Department of Justice investigated Bolton over classified information, and had unsuccessfully pursued legal action to stop the publication of his memoir and keep him from getting money from it.

But in 2021, during the Biden administration, the Justice Department and Bolton’s attorney informed a federal judge that the government was dropping its civil case against Bolton over his book. NBC News also reported at the time that the department had closed a criminal investigation into Bolton.

A former Justice Department official with knowledge of the Garland DOJ's decision to drop the case on the book said it was based on the facts of the case and likelihood of it prevailing in court. They said politics played no role in the decision and noted that the Garland DOJ appointed a special counsel to investigate President Joe Biden's handling of classified documents and prosecuted Biden's son Hunter on tax and gun charges.

“Attorney General Merrick Garland investigated Democrats and Republicans, including President Joe Biden, his boss,” said the former DOJ official, who asked not to be named. “To suggest that any decision was made based on political reasons is absurd.”

Bolton’s book alleged that Trump frequently prioritized his personal political interests over national security, and described various instances of what Bolton considered misconduct or incompetence in the administration’s handling of international affairs.

Prior to publication, the Trump-era Justice Department sued Bolton, arguing that he had violated prepublication review requirements by moving ahead without final written clearance — a process meant to ensure that no classified information was disclosed. Initially, the department sought to block the book’s release entirely.

When that failed, the administration continued its legal campaign, attempting to recover all profits Bolton earned from the book and claiming he had breached contractual obligations related to his security clearance. That effort also failed in court.

Bolton maintained that he had fulfilled his legal obligations and obtained a letter from a National Security Council official in September 2020 which said the book contained no classified material.

However, the White House later initiated a second review, led by a more senior official, which delayed publication. Bolton’s legal team argued that this additional review was politically motivated — a “transparent effort,” they claimed, to suppress politically damaging revelations about Trump’s conduct while in office.

Asked about this morning's raid, House Oversight Chairman James Comer, R-Ky., said in an interview on Fox News that he did not believe the action was taken because of personal animus.

"So I don’t think this is retribution, I think this is accountability,” Comer said. “We’ll see if, for no reason, they raided his house just to embarrass John Bolton, like the Democrats did to President Trump at Mar-a-Lago, then I think that they should bear some criticism. But right now, I have confidence in Kash Patel, and I don’t believe he would do anything without having ample evidence to move forward.”

Trump told reporters during a visit to a museum in Washington, D.C., that he did not know about the raid beforehand and would be briefed on the matter.

Earlier this year, just several days into the second Trump administration, the president canceled Bolton's Secret Service detail, despite the fact that Bolton was the target of an alleged murder-for-hire scheme by a member of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

More recently, Bolton has been critical of Trump’s foreign policy, questioning his decision to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin last week and blasting members of the Trump administration this year for using a Signal group chat rather than secure government channels to discuss upcoming military strikes.

In 2022, Bolton even said he was “seriously considering” running for president in the Republican primary to prevent Trump from winning another term

 

 

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On 8/19/2025 at 1:26 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  Median IQ is (by definition) around 100.  Think of how....not smart....people with a 100 IQ are.  It's not great, folks.

and half are dumber than that!

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Friday dump. Guaranteed to lift your spirits heading into the weekend:

from /r/conservative

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - R conservative member laments his "depressing ass life" as decades of conservative policy have priced him out of buying a home

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - I voted and defended Trump. But Trump has betrayed me

 

Meet James. Born on 3rd. Daddy's company handed over to him. Now he's driving into the ground. Not all bad news for James, though. Some of those statues are going to be put back up!

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGA James was mad that dems changed the pancake box and was worried about men in dresses. Now he’s mad his fathers business is going down the drain in Trumps’ economy.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGA James was mad that dems changed the pancake box and was worried about men in dresses. Now he’s mad his fathers business is going down the drain in Trumps’ economy.

 

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15 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

For those who followed my family saga a few months ago, you will be shocked to find out that my parents remain some combination of dumb and racist, despite "apologizing" for voting for Trump when they were forced to have a serious discussion if they wanted our relationship to continue. 

Here is my mother responding to my wife, who texted her about the Smithsonian and presumably ICE.

Such wishy-washy bullshit equivocation that almost makes me more angry than if they just admitted they will always be Pro-Trump. I'm continuously finding this relationship more and more difficult to rationalize.

I know some people can separate family and politics, but we are well outside "normal" politics, and they just can't bring themselves to admit any Republican could ever be worse than any Democrat. The Trump-Putin stuff is particularly laughable. I'm fucking ashamed to share DNA with my entire Trumpy-ass family tree. The only bright spot is that my siblings and me apparently inherited the same mutation that has made us politically (really, morally) unlike 95% of our embarrassing family.

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Her questions make me ragey

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15 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

For those who followed my family saga a few months ago, you will be shocked to find out that my parents remain some combination of dumb and racist, despite "apologizing" for voting for Trump when they were forced to have a serious discussion if they wanted our relationship to continue. 

Here is my mother responding to my wife, who texted her about the Smithsonian and presumably ICE.

Such wishy-washy bullshit equivocation that almost makes me more angry than if they just admitted they will always be Pro-Trump. I'm continuously finding this relationship more and more difficult to rationalize.

I know some people can separate family and politics, but we are well outside "normal" politics, and they just can't bring themselves to admit any Republican could ever be worse than any Democrat. The Trump-Putin stuff is particularly laughable. I'm fucking ashamed to share DNA with my entire Trumpy-ass family tree. The only bright spot is that my siblings and me apparently inherited the same mutation that has made us politically (really, morally) unlike 95% of our embarrassing family.

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My dad mentioned the same 'trade imbalance' bullshit when I called him out on the tariffs.  That must be the Fox talking point on the issue. These people are lost forever (at least my dad is).

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

I appreciate the half-assed effort to black out James Casey Wade’s name. 

I get this guy is a painter, but it's quite a thing to be so taken with a social media app devoted to the written word and yet be illiterate.  

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Yeah, "trade imbalance."  In other words, our country can afford to pay your people to work for us more than your country can afford to pay our people to work for you.  The obvious solution is that we become poorer.  Which, looking at the movement in currency over the last seven months, we are doing.  

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2 hours ago, Foosters said:

Friday dump. Guaranteed to lift your spirits heading into the weekend:

from /r/conservative

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - R conservative member laments his "depressing ass life" as decades of conservative policy have priced him out of buying a home

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - I voted and defended Trump. But Trump has betrayed me

 

Meet James. Born on 3rd. Daddy's company handed over to him. Now he's driving into the ground. Not all bad news for James, though. Some of those statues are going to be put back up!

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGA James was mad that dems changed the pancake box and was worried about men in dresses. Now he’s mad his fathers business is going down the drain in Trumps’ economy.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGA James was mad that dems changed the pancake box and was worried about men in dresses. Now he’s mad his fathers business is going down the drain in Trumps’ economy.

 

Not sure inheriting a painting company puts you on third.  In some cases maybe, but more like safe at first.

Democrats do have to own doing very little for the Jameses of the world.  Neither have Republicans, though, other than owning the libz.

41 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

My dad mentioned the same 'trade imbalance' bullshit when I called him out on the tariffs.  That must be the Fox talking point on the issue. These people are lost forever (at least my dad is).

It's Trump's talking point.  He thinks it's a bad thing.

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3 hours ago, PhillyD said:

I believe this goes here.

John Bolton, feel the leopard.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/fbi-raids-former-national-security-adviser-john-boltons-home-probe-fin-rcna226503

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The FBI raided former national security adviser John Bolton's home in Maryland on Friday as part of a “national security investigation in search of classified records,” a source familiar with the matter confirmed to NBC News.

An FBI official said in a statement that the agency was "conducting court authorized activity in the area. There is no threat to public safety.”

The agency declined to comment further on the raid. Bolton, who lives in Bethesda, did not immediately respond to NBC News' request for comment.

In a post on X early Friday, FBI Director Kash Patel wrote, "NO ONE is above the law… @FBI agents on mission."

Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino also appeared to refer to the raid in posts on X.

"America’s safety isn’t negotiable. Justice will be pursued. Always," Bondi wrote early Friday.

“Public corruption will not be tolerated,” Bongino wrote.

The New York Post was the first to report news of the raid.

The raid began around 7 a.m., and the investigation was looking into the handling of classified materials and potential instances of such documents being used in leaks to news media, a source familiar with the matter said. The search was related to a criminal investigation that began during the Biden administration that did not go further at that time, the source added.

An FBI official said an address on M Street in Washington, D.C., was also being searched.

U.S. intelligence agencies have chosen in the past not to pursue criminal leak prosecutions because the information involved is so sensitive that the agencies do not want it made public in court. It was not clear if that played a role in the Biden administration's decision.

Bolton served during two Republican administrations, first as ambassador to the United Nations during George W. Bush's administration and later as national security adviser to President Donald Trump for about a year and a half during his first term.

Trump and Bolton did not part ways amicably, with the president in 2019 claiming he had fired Bolton and Bolton claiming that he had offered to resign after a disagreement.

Despite his work in the first Trump administration, Bolton has emerged as a fierce critic of Trump after he left office the first time in 2021, even writing a 2020 memoir about his time in the administration.

During the first Trump administration, the Department of Justice investigated Bolton over classified information, and had unsuccessfully pursued legal action to stop the publication of his memoir and keep him from getting money from it.

But in 2021, during the Biden administration, the Justice Department and Bolton’s attorney informed a federal judge that the government was dropping its civil case against Bolton over his book. NBC News also reported at the time that the department had closed a criminal investigation into Bolton.

A former Justice Department official with knowledge of the Garland DOJ's decision to drop the case on the book said it was based on the facts of the case and likelihood of it prevailing in court. They said politics played no role in the decision and noted that the Garland DOJ appointed a special counsel to investigate President Joe Biden's handling of classified documents and prosecuted Biden's son Hunter on tax and gun charges.

“Attorney General Merrick Garland investigated Democrats and Republicans, including President Joe Biden, his boss,” said the former DOJ official, who asked not to be named. “To suggest that any decision was made based on political reasons is absurd.”

Bolton’s book alleged that Trump frequently prioritized his personal political interests over national security, and described various instances of what Bolton considered misconduct or incompetence in the administration’s handling of international affairs.

Prior to publication, the Trump-era Justice Department sued Bolton, arguing that he had violated prepublication review requirements by moving ahead without final written clearance — a process meant to ensure that no classified information was disclosed. Initially, the department sought to block the book’s release entirely.

When that failed, the administration continued its legal campaign, attempting to recover all profits Bolton earned from the book and claiming he had breached contractual obligations related to his security clearance. That effort also failed in court.

Bolton maintained that he had fulfilled his legal obligations and obtained a letter from a National Security Council official in September 2020 which said the book contained no classified material.

However, the White House later initiated a second review, led by a more senior official, which delayed publication. Bolton’s legal team argued that this additional review was politically motivated — a “transparent effort,” they claimed, to suppress politically damaging revelations about Trump’s conduct while in office.

Asked about this morning's raid, House Oversight Chairman James Comer, R-Ky., said in an interview on Fox News that he did not believe the action was taken because of personal animus.

"So I don’t think this is retribution, I think this is accountability,” Comer said. “We’ll see if, for no reason, they raided his house just to embarrass John Bolton, like the Democrats did to President Trump at Mar-a-Lago, then I think that they should bear some criticism. But right now, I have confidence in Kash Patel, and I don’t believe he would do anything without having ample evidence to move forward.”

Trump told reporters during a visit to a museum in Washington, D.C., that he did not know about the raid beforehand and would be briefed on the matter.

Earlier this year, just several days into the second Trump administration, the president canceled Bolton's Secret Service detail, despite the fact that Bolton was the target of an alleged murder-for-hire scheme by a member of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

More recently, Bolton has been critical of Trump’s foreign policy, questioning his decision to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin last week and blasting members of the Trump administration this year for using a Signal group chat rather than secure government channels to discuss upcoming military strikes.

In 2022, Bolton even said he was “seriously considering” running for president in the Republican primary to prevent Trump from winning another term

 

 

 

That fuck head refused to endorse Harris, wrote in Dick Cheney

 

 



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