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On 8/22/2025 at 9:56 PM, Gil Bang said:

George Will was on Maher recently.  I didn't see the show, but I saw the clip.  He talked about his "trade imbalance" with his barber. Every month, he buys a haircut from her, and she never buys anything from him.  And she buys corn at the supermarket, which comes from Iowa, but those Iowa farmers never come to her shop for a haircut.  Yet, as Will said, "it all seems to work out fine".

Yeah, I have a huge trade imbalance with the grocery store.  

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39 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

You gotta love that he still gives him a passing grade.

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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He'd still instantly vote for Trump again even knowing what he knows now.

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Big loser cries about his action figures increasing in price due to tariffs:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump Voter cries that tariffs are ruining his hobby, but insists "it's not his fault"

Oops! I voted for this, but please don't blame me as I didn't personally impose tariffs

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump Voter cries that tariffs are ruining his hobby, but insists "it's not his fault"

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Imagine being so soulless that your personal tipping point is the price of an imported action figure, as opposed to (for instance) the deportation of American citizens.

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16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Imagine being so soulless that your personal tipping point is the price of an imported action figure, as opposed to (for instance) the deportation of American citizens.

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6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good, fuck all of them.

I'll make exceptions for badass baseball players and big booty female volleyball players.  But yeah, the rest can go fuck themselves.

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https://www.rawstory.com/doge-education-department-contract-cuts/
 

Money quote:

“I think he’s awful, but he protected my values!”

Q:  which values would those be?

A:  oh you know which ones!

 

Spoiler

A county in North Carolina where nearly 70% of voters favored President Donald Trump in 2024 is facing an exodus of educators following budget cuts to the Department of Education, cuts that have left some residents feeling betrayed.

During Trump’s second term, the Education Department has seen its workforce nearly cut in half, around $900 million worth of research contracts canceled, and around $600 million gutted from teacher-training grants, and all in the name of eliminating “wasteful spending” at the agency, which Trump called a “con job.”

And for some Montgomery County educators, the cuts have not only driven them to different jobs, but to resentment.

“I resent being considered government waste,” said Katie Kimrey, who’s led a 20-year career as an educator, speaking with The Washington Post. “If my kids were grown, shoot, I’d probably be gone, too.”

Kimrey had previously received a $1,500 bonus for her service to Montgomery County schools, a bonus that was to be no more after Trump’s slashing of teacher-training grants.

Another Montgomery County educator, Rhonda Perkins, who voted for Trump, defended her support for the president to The Washington Post, while at the same time, criticizing him for some of his policies.

“I think he’s awful, but he protected my values,” Perkins said.

And other educators had outright left their jobs due to the budget cuts, including 26-year-old Kylie Blankenship, who teaches middle school science. 

Speaking with the Washington Post, Blankenship said working for the Montgomery County school system was already a struggle due to its high turnover, lack of resources, and 40-minute daily commute. When it was clear that Trump’s budget cuts would see her modest bonus disappear, Blankenship said she instead sought work elsewhere.

“The fact that those grants were cut, it did push me farther,” Blankenship told The Washington Post. “It gave me that kick.”

Blankenship now works in a neighboring school district making around $42,500, and is joined by at least nine other teachers from Montgomery County that left since Trump’s budget cuts were enacted.

 

 

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Got dammit if I could afford to retire in Costa Rica or Uruguay right now I'd love to laugh at all these people from afar and watch their destruction. 

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5 hours ago, Satchel said:

When given the chance, he refused to testify in Trump’s impeachment trial

Well, the Senate would not have allowed him (or anyone ) to testify anyway, so that really isn’t nothing 🍔 

But Kamala? This here seems an awful lot like a known-known.

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3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

https://www.rawstory.com/doge-education-department-contract-cuts/
 

Money quote:

“I think he’s awful, but he protected my values!”

Q:  which values would those be?

A:  oh you know which ones!

 

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A county in North Carolina where nearly 70% of voters favored President Donald Trump in 2024 is facing an exodus of educators following budget cuts to the Department of Education, cuts that have left some residents feeling betrayed.

During Trump’s second term, the Education Department has seen its workforce nearly cut in half, around $900 million worth of research contracts canceled, and around $600 million gutted from teacher-training grants, and all in the name of eliminating “wasteful spending” at the agency, which Trump called a “con job.”

And for some Montgomery County educators, the cuts have not only driven them to different jobs, but to resentment.

“I resent being considered government waste,” said Katie Kimrey, who’s led a 20-year career as an educator, speaking with The Washington Post. “If my kids were grown, shoot, I’d probably be gone, too.”

Kimrey had previously received a $1,500 bonus for her service to Montgomery County schools, a bonus that was to be no more after Trump’s slashing of teacher-training grants.

Another Montgomery County educator, Rhonda Perkins, who voted for Trump, defended her support for the president to The Washington Post, while at the same time, criticizing him for some of his policies.

“I think he’s awful, but he protected my values,” Perkins said.

And other educators had outright left their jobs due to the budget cuts, including 26-year-old Kylie Blankenship, who teaches middle school science. 

Speaking with the Washington Post, Blankenship said working for the Montgomery County school system was already a struggle due to its high turnover, lack of resources, and 40-minute daily commute. When it was clear that Trump’s budget cuts would see her modest bonus disappear, Blankenship said she instead sought work elsewhere.

“The fact that those grants were cut, it did push me farther,” Blankenship told The Washington Post. “It gave me that kick.”

Blankenship now works in a neighboring school district making around $42,500, and is joined by at least nine other teachers from Montgomery County that left since Trump’s budget cuts were enacted.

 

 

 

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On 8/21/2025 at 4:51 PM, Foosters said:

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This dumbfuck.  If he’s claiming to be conservative in the USA in 2025 he’s more disabled than his son could ever be.  

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On 8/21/2025 at 7:29 PM, Bojack said:

Even though it's blatantly unconstitutional, I'll say it's much more likely he'll be on the ballot in '28 than in the ballet.

Damned bone spurs…

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15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

She's a bright one, isn't she?

board of education.... more like bored of education.... 

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22 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Love this one. True FAFO

 

 

That's great and all, but if they were Federal charges, he'll be pardoned again in a week.

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On 8/21/2025 at 10:51 AM, Foosters said:

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I was on travel last week and I only now catching up with this thread. I found this article and read it. OMG. This woman fucking kills me.

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Caring for David is holy work, but it takes a village. His extensive medical conditions mean he meets the criteria for institutionalized care. But because of Medicaid, David is able to live at home, where he belongs, surrounded by people who love him.

North Carolina’s Community Alternatives Program for Children, or CAP/C, is a home- and community-based services waiver that provides essential services to more than 3,700 children like David across our state. Doctors’ appointments, surgeries, many therapies, adaptive equipment, specialized food, medical supplies, respite care workers (who provide temporary relief to caregivers) and more are all provided for him by Medicaid. I am even paid a living wage to care for my son. David’s life simply wouldn’t be possible without this program — which keeps him healthy and alive. Medicaid is David’s village.

Reading that made me rage like crazy because knowing you have all of this governmental assistance you voted for Trump?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!

What's even funnier is looking her up (they put her job and title at the end)

https://eppc.org/author/rachel_aldhizer/

So then i looked up the Life and Family Initiative at the Ethics and Public Policy Center - it's an anti-abortion lobby.

https://eppc.org/program/life-and-family-initiative/

All because he has a damn R next to his name.

 

On 8/21/2025 at 10:05 PM, hookem2010 said:

For those who followed my family saga a few months ago, you will be shocked to find out that my parents remain some combination of dumb and racist, despite "apologizing" for voting for Trump when they were forced to have a serious discussion if they wanted our relationship to continue. 

Here is my mother responding to my wife, who texted her about the Smithsonian and presumably ICE.

Such wishy-washy bullshit equivocation that almost makes me more angry than if they just admitted they will always be Pro-Trump. I'm continuously finding this relationship more and more difficult to rationalize.

I know some people can separate family and politics, but we are well outside "normal" politics, and they just can't bring themselves to admit any Republican could ever be worse than any Democrat. The Trump-Putin stuff is particularly laughable. I'm fucking ashamed to share DNA with my entire Trumpy-ass family tree. The only bright spot is that my siblings and me apparently inherited the same mutation that has made us politically (really, morally) unlike 95% of our embarrassing family.

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Man that message ... just wow. Harris isn't mean enough? The Roe vs Wade stuff? UGH. Smithsonian? Yeah the answer is no. Tariffs?!?!!?

Tell you what, we meet IRL - 2 rounds of beer is on me.

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2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

I was on travel last week and I only now catching up with this thread. I found this article and read it. OMG. This woman fucking kills me.

Reading that made me rage like crazy because knowing you have all of this governmental assistance you voted for Trump?!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!

What's even funnier is looking her up (they put her job and title at the end)

https://eppc.org/author/rachel_aldhizer/

So then i looked up the Life and Family Initiative at the Ethics and Public Policy Center - it's an anti-abortion lobby.

https://eppc.org/program/life-and-family-initiative/

All because he has a damn R next to his name.

 

 

Man that message ... just wow. Harris isn't mean enough? The Roe vs Wade stuff? UGH. Smithsonian? Yeah the answer is no. Tariffs?!?!!?

Tell you what, we meet IRL - 2 rounds of beer is on me.

Go look at the board and their scholars.   Leonard Leo is on the board.   That's pretty much all you need to know.

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6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's great and all, but if they were Federal charges, he'll be pardoned again in a week.

They are indeed federal charges and you're right. 

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On 8/27/2025 at 11:54 AM, TexasEd said:

Love this one. True FAFO

 

 

Guy was indicted, tried, and convicted by the Biden administration DOJ.  Surprised his case hasn't been dismissed.

This one really provokes the dissonance, though:  a freedumb eagle patriot gun guy that threatened LEO.

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