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Posted
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Womp womp

 

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

I'm feeling pretty good about being American. We may be on to something.

But on another note... Leopards are about to buy farm land for pennies on the dollar....

China's response to the magat farmers is..."sorry not sorry, go fuck yourselves"

and "it's our world now, bitches"

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43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

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11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

Hey he was the one who said he got wiped out. Maybe if he had said "but this is no big deal as I work fifteen jobs" then it would have been easier for us to understand what he meant.

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I guess if I put together a web page where I take Chinese made crap, mark it up, and offer it online I could claim being a business owner as well.  Whether the goods are drop shipped or I keep some inventory in my garage, but why clutter up the garage unnecessarily?

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36 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

China's response to the magat farmers is..."sorry not sorry, go fuck yourselves"

and "it's our world now, bitches"

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And as long as they receive adequate supply, why would they ever go back to the US market?

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hey he was the one who said he got wiped out. Maybe if he had said "but this is no big deal as I work fifteen jobs" then it would have been easier for us to understand what he meant.

He is promoting his AI consulting job now.   Because when I need MAGA AI expertise, I’m definitely looking for a shoe salesman.  

Posted
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

He is promoting his AI consulting job now.   Because when I need MAGA AI expertise, I’m definitely looking for a shoe salesman.  

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

Yet there are thousands of them.

Posted
51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

I don't understand having more than one job because I get paid enough at 1 job I don't need more. I enjoy time with my family.

 

What an idiot.

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

"Numbers are deeply in the red..."

"Our appeal to President Trump and his administration is... make soybeans a priority."

Here kitty.

 

Since China is refusing to purchase US Soybeans, phase 2 should be Americans with plant based diets to boycott soy products as well. Let's go ahead and bury these guys. 

MAGA: When we called you Soy Boys, it was meant as a compliment. You are a cherished customer. 

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16 minutes ago, topochico said:

Since China is refusing to purchase US Soybeans, phase 2 should be Americans with plant based diets to boycott soy products as well. Let's go ahead and bury these guys. 

I assume that China can help itself (and also help Russia) by helping destroy the US economy and create political instability.  That seems like a no-brainer to me.   China also knows that TACO Trump will eventually capitulate on high Chinese tariffs.  

And I’m sure he told his vassal Putin that if we are fighting amongst ourselves and in the middle of a full-blown recession, there will be far less political will to ship what remaining assets we have to Ukraine.  

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3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I assume that China can help itself (and also help Russia) by helping destroy the US economy and create political instability.  That seems like a no-brainer to me.   China also knows that TACO Trump will eventually capitulate on high Chinese tariffs.  

And I’m sure he told his vassal Putin that if we are fighting amongst ourselves and in the middle of a full-blown recession, there will be far less political will to ship what remaining assets we have to Ukraine.  

At least we have strong ties to the rest of the Western world. Canada, EU, Mexico.... It's times like these when it's nice to be able to rely on your allies. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

I see you don't know many consultants. 

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Posted
Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Well at least the Arkansas farmers got to own the libs. That's gotta count for something.

I mean, it's literally all that really matters, and I say that without hyperbole or humor.

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10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

And as long as they receive adequate supply, why would they ever go back to the US market?

They’ll say Obrigado and maybe get some Pao de queijo thrown in as a goodwill gesture.



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