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Posted
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Womp womp

 

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

I'm feeling pretty good about being American. We may be on to something.

But on another note... Leopards are about to buy farm land for pennies on the dollar....

China's response to the magat farmers is..."sorry not sorry, go fuck yourselves"

and "it's our world now, bitches"

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43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

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11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

Hey he was the one who said he got wiped out. Maybe if he had said "but this is no big deal as I work fifteen jobs" then it would have been easier for us to understand what he meant.

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I guess if I put together a web page where I take Chinese made crap, mark it up, and offer it online I could claim being a business owner as well.  Whether the goods are drop shipped or I keep some inventory in my garage, but why clutter up the garage unnecessarily?

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36 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

China's response to the magat farmers is..."sorry not sorry, go fuck yourselves"

and "it's our world now, bitches"

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And as long as they receive adequate supply, why would they ever go back to the US market?

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hey he was the one who said he got wiped out. Maybe if he had said "but this is no big deal as I work fifteen jobs" then it would have been easier for us to understand what he meant.

He is promoting his AI consulting job now.   Because when I need MAGA AI expertise, I’m definitely looking for a shoe salesman.  

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

He is promoting his AI consulting job now.   Because when I need MAGA AI expertise, I’m definitely looking for a shoe salesman.  

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

Yet there are thousands of them.

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51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I checked out his other posts, and he later posted that liberals don’t understand having more than one job - so it makes no difference if he lost his shoe business because he has many more.     Keep fellating that orange mushroom Buddy. 

I don't understand having more than one job because I get paid enough at 1 job I don't need more. I enjoy time with my family.

 

What an idiot.

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

"Numbers are deeply in the red..."

"Our appeal to President Trump and his administration is... make soybeans a priority."

Here kitty.

 

Since China is refusing to purchase US Soybeans, phase 2 should be Americans with plant based diets to boycott soy products as well. Let's go ahead and bury these guys. 

MAGA: When we called you Soy Boys, it was meant as a compliment. You are a cherished customer. 

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16 minutes ago, topochico said:

Since China is refusing to purchase US Soybeans, phase 2 should be Americans with plant based diets to boycott soy products as well. Let's go ahead and bury these guys. 

I assume that China can help itself (and also help Russia) by helping destroy the US economy and create political instability.  That seems like a no-brainer to me.   China also knows that TACO Trump will eventually capitulate on high Chinese tariffs.  

And I’m sure he told his vassal Putin that if we are fighting amongst ourselves and in the middle of a full-blown recession, there will be far less political will to ship what remaining assets we have to Ukraine.  

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Not knowing shit about fuck and having no skills is no reason not to start a consulting business about something.

I see you don't know many consultants. 

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Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Well at least the Arkansas farmers got to own the libs. That's gotta count for something.

I mean, it's literally all that really matters, and I say that without hyperbole or humor.

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10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

And as long as they receive adequate supply, why would they ever go back to the US market?

They’ll say Obrigado and maybe get some Pao de queijo thrown in as a goodwill gesture.

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19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Yeah, well if there is even a one percent chance that he is going to wind up with a young Handmaid, he’s not gonna risk that by voting for no damn Democrat!

 

”You picked a fine time to fuck me, Trump Deal.  With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I’ve had some bad times, the bailouts were real fine, but this time DOGE fucked me for real. you picked a fine time to fuck me Trump deal.”

The funniest part will be when Cargill and Archer Daniels Midland get a fat check with a DJT signature. 

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Posted
38 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe the best Seinfeld episode.

Also, Seinfeld has apparently gone off the deep end in recent years. 

Larry David= Tom Brady

Jerry Seinfeld= Bill Belichick

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

The funniest part will be when Cargill and Archer Daniels Midland get a fat check with a DJT signature. 

Then they send some back to tfg. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Maybe the best Seinfeld episode.

Also, Seinfeld has apparently gone off the deep end in recent years. 

 

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Um. What?

Off the deep end seems a little strong. He’s touched on the boring “Woke has ruined comedy” stuff but I don’t think he’s even hit that too hard. 

He mostly just seems like a smug rich guy who makes shitty self indulgent movies now. It happens 

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Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Um. What?

He made some comments about woke killing comedy, then pulled them back. 

My big take on Seinfeld is how much Larry David's writing and JLD, Micheal Richards, and Jason Alexander's acting were doing the real lifting.   Candidly, Jerry continues to be the same "Have you ever noticed" guy he was in the early seasons. Just older. And smugger. 

Plus he loves to do the whole Comedians sitting around talking about their craft.  Shut the fuck up joke man and make me laugh. 

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1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Off the deep end seems a little strong. He’s touched on the boring “Woke has ruined comedy” stuff but I don’t think he’s even hit that too hard. 

He mostly just seems like a smug rich guy who makes shitty self indulgent movies now. It happens 

Yeah, he’s been bitching about comedy for years now. I tend to think he’s mostly right. 

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, he’s been bitching about comedy for years now. I tend to think he’s mostly right. 

Fuck that. If you are funny, you can get away with anything. Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, and Neal Brennan have touched tons of live wires over the years and not missed a beat. 

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1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

Fuck that. If you are funny, you can get away with anything. Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, and Neal Brennan have touched tons of live wires over the years and not missed a beat. 

Topic for another thread. Israel is trying to start ww3 right now. 

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31 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

He made some comments about woke killing comedy, then pulled them back. 

My big take on Seinfeld is how much Larry David's writing and JLD, Micheal Richards, and Jason Alexander's acting were doing the real lifting.   Candidly, Jerry continues to be the same "Have you ever noticed" guy he was in the early seasons. Just older. And smugger. 

Plus he loves to do the whole Comedians sitting around talking about their craft.  Shut the fuck up joke man and make me laugh. 

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1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

The funniest part will be when Cargill and Archer Daniels Midland get a fat check with a DJT signature. 

and then use .01% of it to buy his farm out of BK.

Posted

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Disabled veteran and 3x Trump voter who wanted "illegals gone" has his business and his life destroyed due to Trump's tariffs.

https://www.rawstory.com/doge-education-department-contract-cuts/

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A county in North Carolina where nearly 70% of voters favored President Donald Trump in 2024 is facing an exodus of educators following budget cuts to the Department of Education, cuts that have left some residents feeling betrayed.

Another Montgomery County educator, Rhonda Perkins, who voted for Trump, defended her support for the president to The Washington Post, while at the same time, criticizing him for some of his policies.

“I think he’s awful, but he protected my values,” Perkins said.

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Augusta County, VA is being forced to shutter three rural doctors’ offices in direct response to Republican Medicaid cuts. The county voted 73.3% in favor of Trump.

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