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We should ramp up deportations of these criminal grandfathers who have lived here for 30 years! They’re taking our jobs!

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

I usually drink up the schadenfreude from these stories but this guy’s self awareness makes him endearing.

 

Man I never knew Forest Gump let him self go in his later years

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Tourism down in vermont.


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And how did the people of jay county vermont vote?

 

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Seems that people along the border don’t like how the canucks maintain their lawns or something.

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We’re headed to maine for a week next month. We’re staying at one of the hotels in the kennebunkport resort collection. I’m gonna see if I can get a free bottle of bubbly by demonstrating my authentic canadian vernacular, eh. Will report back on my success.

We’re also staying around camden for a few days. Will make it to acadia for a day before it’s sold off as timber.

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39 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Tourism down in vermont.


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And how did the people of jay county vermont vote?

 

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Seems that people along the border don’t like how the canucks maintain their lawns or something.

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We’re headed to maine for a week next month. We’re staying at one of the hotels in the kennebunkport resort collection. I’m gonna see if I can get a free bottle of bubbly by demonstrating my authentic canadian vernacular, eh. Will report back on my success.

We’re also staying around camden for a few days. Will make it to acadia for a day before it’s sold off as timber.

 

Given our place in Vermont, that map got me wondering how my town voted. It was that last blue town going up the Eastern border before you hit the reds and whites.

 

In defense of Jay and a lot of the places up there, Vermont is pretty damn thin. I mean look at that vote 161 v 144 - BARELY 300 people and an 17 VOTE swing. And I would guess that the bulk of those people have no ties to or support of Jay Peak. They probably don't even feel the impact of the lack of tourism. It's a weird area.

 

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47 minutes ago, GenXer said:

people along the border don’t like how the canucks maintain their lawns or something.

More likely that there's a higher percentage of people working in law enforcement. I bet nationwide a law enforcement household correlates to a Trumpist household by over 90%

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2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He would need to perform an abortion live on TV to even make the needle quiver. War? Half these fuckers want it. Economy? They're already poor and/or don't understand how the economy works. 

Yeah but won't someone think of the price of muh eggs? 

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Do they know he’s not running in 2026?

But he IS running in 2028.

No, that’s not true.

He won’t have to run. We’ve had our last POTUS election. It’s a hereditary monarchy now.
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On 6/17/2025 at 6:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If the phrase "useful idiots" didn't already exist, it would be born in this moment.

Indispensable idiots.

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9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

WORLDSTAR!!

This whole presidency is WORLDSTAR!!!  It's exhausting.

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13 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Except for that sad birthday parade. 

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

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On 6/17/2025 at 10:59 AM, NorthLoop said:

He would need to perform an abortion live on TV to even make the needle quiver. War? Half these fuckers want it. Economy? They're already poor and/or don't understand how the economy works. 

 

plot twist, he's aborting a brown/black baby maybe even muslim 

 

maga :

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On 6/17/2025 at 10:41 AM, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - An immigrant who supported Trump is lamenting his decision

the dems will have to go 33 for 35 in senate midterms to convict and expel no earlier than 20 months from now in january of 27

so of course there is a chance....

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7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the dems will have to go 33 for 35 in senate midterms to convict and expel no earlier than 20 months from now in january of 27

so of course there is a chance....

It won't happen. Yes we see lots of leopards on this thread, but ultimately this country is fucked. 

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On 6/17/2025 at 11:02 AM, Valmy77 said:

True. Yeah I don't know how badly the Republicans would have to fuck up to end up with only 40 Senators. He could probably piss on Jesus while ripping up the Constitution standing the remains of aborted babies in the middle of a bombed out city beside a bread line and still win in lots of those states.

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if i am reading this correctly since 1855 the dems have held the required 67 senate seats necessary to convict during fdr and lbj and have never held 66 seats under a red potus

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3 hours ago, dcbc said:

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

Million dollar idea right here 

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21 hours ago, dcbc said:

I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush").

 

edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump."  It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in.  Yes, I know they can't read.  Damn.

While I like it, I think "Goodnight, Libs" would sell more.  Something stupid and hateful, that ends with "Goodnight commie socialist crybaby losers, everywhere."

 

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5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

While I like it, I think "Goodnight, Libs" would sell more.  Something stupid and hateful, that ends with "Goodnight commie socialist crybaby losers, everywhere."

 

I'll probably write both and release them at the same time.

 

Goodnight Goon has a nice ring to it.  Or Goodnight Freedom.

 

Goodnight to the Constitution (except 2A) while whispering, "Hush."

 

Spinoff.  A parody of Is you're Mama a Llama:  Is Obama a Citizen (spoiler alert: He is).

 

"Is Obama a citizen, I asked this douche, Don.  Thank you for your attention to this matter, Don did respond."

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1 minute ago, Covri said:

Probably need to invent a Time Machine first to go back to before 2018 when good night Trump was already written….

 

Goodnight Trump: A Parody https://a.co/d/0e4Vrob
 

 

You are a thief of joy.

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4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

You are a thief of joy.

No no no, I just need you to devote that time to making the Time Machine instead!

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Just now, Covri said:

No no no, I just need you to devote that time to making the Time Machine instead!

1943.  Pack of condoms . . . for Frederick Trump.

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On 6/17/2025 at 6:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If the phrase "useful idiots" didn't already exist, it would be born in this moment.

Wrong

On 6/18/2025 at 7:23 PM, dcbc said:

Indispensable idiots.

nope

23 hours ago, GenXer said:

Disposable idiots

Bingo.  Hell now that they have voted for him he's ending their direct ship mail-order businesses, bankrupting the farms and deporting the spouses of the idiots.  If they are not actively contributing to the grift they are disposable.

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26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

BREAKING: A trad-wife influencer convention in D.C. went off the rails today when dozens got sick after drinking samples of raw milk, and threw up in the auditorium during a talk by a founder of a company that runs "natural immunity daycares for unvaccinated children."

https://www.threads.com/@thehalfwaypost/post/DLF34ESPOnL?xmt=AQF0csL_dxRg8HvudvKIlqwjVcnxIHsHX9BWVncoxYI8Fg

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Think that was satire.

You might be right. But they had one of those things in Dallas not long ago. Crazy shit.
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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

Why were there so many cockroaches?

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36 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization, She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate Anthrax once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past

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3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

It's pretty wild that we solved the milk problem in 1860

Hmm, one year before the US Civil War.



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