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5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If Elon impregnates Ivanka on the way out this simulation goes straight to 11

I dont think elon is actually capable of fucking women. He just jacks off to a picture of himself, and they go the in vitro route. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

Yes, they are steadily training us to be brainless and comfortably numb. Sure you only make $20 an hour driving for Amazon 60 hrs a week and Uber another 20,  but you can listen to whatever vapid podcast that specifically provide dopamine with topics you prefer.*

*Until they replace you with Automation.

Then its Luddite 2 Electric Buggaloo.

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9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

On the basis of habeus corpus fool!

I could see it in an Idiocracy prequel. Noem gives her crazy definition of habeus corpus and it's later quoted by some authority as if it's an enshrined pillar of American law. Habeus Corpus: the right of the President to remove whoever the fuck, fool! 

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18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, Hannity is choosing to report on the news of the day

 

 

 

This goes out to MILLIONS of Americans every day.  This is all they know.

I share a youtube TV account with the in laws and the MIL swore she didn't watch Fox News anymore.  I logged in and saw she had it set up to record almost every morning and evening show they have, every day.  I took the opportunity to tell the algorithm to not suggest anything Fox News to her anymore.  It won't help, but it made me feel better for a minute.

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20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, Hannity is choosing to report on the news of the day

 

 

 

Thx for posting. On Father’s Day at least I’ll know what my dad is talking about. 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Elon's already backing down...

Pussy. 

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Him backing down shows he's an even bigger pussy than Dotard, who backs down on everything.  Both of these children should not be allowed near anything of importance in life.

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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Elon's already backing down...

Pussy. 

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he's an unfit executive.  How many people work on the Dragon program?  How many of this shat their pants at his earlier tweet?  I'd hate to work for this fucking cunt.

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Him backing down shows he's an even bigger pussy than Dotard, who backs down on everything.  Both of these children should not be allowed near anything of importance in life.

TACO v MACO.
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he's an unfit executive.  How many people work on the Dragon program?  How many of this shat their pants at his earlier tweet?  I'd hate to work for this fucking cunt.

Are you suggesting employees who have worked for Elon for the last whatever # of years somehow today saw tweets that give them newfound concerns?

LOL.

Just read the posts here for the last SEVEN years. Dude isn’t changing.
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38 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

That's peak Maga. Its actually manly to act unprofessional, drugged up, irrational or stupid because thats how his toddler supporters act.

One of my landscapers, whose apparently Maga,  lost his cool in a rage fit causing me to terminate the remainder of a 100k contract over three hours of work to fix his fuck up that was inarguably his fault on numerous levels.

Called after three days to tepidly walk it back like a psychotic ex that broke up and went scorched earth.

Nah bro; I don't do business that way nor do my clients. I dont trust you; cant trust you. You quit we moved on. You quit via email.  Thanks for providing it in writing. I'm Applying part of your unpaid amount to client plant allowance.  We already replaced you and covered our ass. Banned from accessing my project at the gate. Fuck off.  He probably lost 500k in business this year because he's never learned to be an adult or manage his anger. We did or referred the bulk of his earnings last year. I've already reached out to recind those refferels.

Of course it's everyone else's fault.  And he will learn nothing.  But he will no longer be my problem excepting his eventual drain on taxes when he goes on social assistance programs that he voted against.

Just the least manly people ever. Snowflake, thin skinned, abusive angry and ultimately fairly powerless.

So you are hiring?

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

That's peak Maga. Its actually manly to act unprofessional, drugged up, irrational or stupid because thats how his toddler supporters act.

One of my landscapers, whose apparently Maga,  lost his cool in a rage fit causing me to terminate the remainder of a 100k contract over three hours of work to fix his fuck up that was inarguably his fault on numerous levels.

Called after three days to tepidly walk it back like a psychotic ex that broke up and went scorched earth.

Nah bro; I don't do business that way nor do my clients. I dont trust you; cant trust you. You quit we moved on. You quit via email.  Thanks for providing it in writing. I'm Applying part of your unpaid amount to client plant allowance.  We already replaced you and covered our ass. Banned from accessing my project at the gate. Fuck off.  He probably lost 500k in business this year because he's never learned to be an adult or manage his anger. We did or referred the bulk of his earnings last year. I've already reached out to recind those refferels.

Of course it's everyone else's fault.  And he will learn nothing.  But he will no longer be my problem excepting his eventual drain on taxes when he goes on social assistance programs that he voted against.

Just the least manly people ever. Snowflake, thin skinned, abusive angry and ultimately fairly powerless.

Is he a brown guy?  If he is, call ICE on his ass.  If not, call 'em anyway and say he's in disguise.

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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, so I did something stupid and went into some of the Twitter comments and the rubes are asking Grok to help them understand what is going on. Is that a thing that happens now?

Welcome to Idiocracy

We hope you enjoy your stay 

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57 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Fucking rigged. Love all the idiots falling for it.

To what end?

 

Is it supposed to be some elaborate troll job to laugh at everyone that isn't MAGA/Tech Bro? Because if so, it certainly has weird kid in school putting his feces on the wall because he thinks it's funny vibes 

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6 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

To what end?

It is all just an elaborate plan to tank Tesla stock. Then he is going to rush in there and put all his money into it and get rich while the rest of us fools are sitting over here not putting all our money in Tesla.

Everything is securities fraud.

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6 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

To what end?

 

Is it supposed to be some elaborate troll job to laugh at everyone that isn't MAGA/Tech Bro? Because if so, it certainly has weird kid in school putting his feces on the wall because he thinks it's funny vibes 

Deep down, he knows that these are just two self-obsessed morons doing moronic things. Throwing shit at the wall, as you say. There's no elaborate plan or grand scheme. It's just pure dumb. But admitting that would require acknowledging that that's what you voted for. Repeatedly.

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46 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Goddamn I am so sick of this AI shit and it will only get much worse. 

 

Yep. It is with us forever.

And it is also going to massively raise the price of electricity. So that's fun.

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47 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

I love when you use big words and don't have any idea what they mean.

I’m not particularly interested in your opinion that it is all staged, but I am interested in your opinion where you seem to insinuate that there won’t be massive fallout from the slap fight - staged or not.  

assuming we agree that Trump is the kind of guy who has no problem letting Musk say that he’s got the goods on Trump’s pedophile behavior and Trump hid it - which we don’t agree - are you so positive that the bat shit crazy conspiracy QAnon people won’t run with it?    That billions of dollars in stock losses are a nothing burger?  That musk dumping on the big beautiful bill has not a single chance of making one senator or representative change their position?

I will shorten this: is it your position that this slap fight has caused no serious problems for musk, Trump, the Republicans - or the world’s perception of our fucked up leadership?

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Y'all just don't get it. Elon and Trump are real mean, with beautiful and perfectly oval balls, encased and bulging in a taut sac, hairless due to the incredible amount of testosterone that forces the follicles to shed. The glistening sweat that hits your tongue has a faint taste of store bought key lime pie. This infuriates the beta left. 

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So the president let someone who isn’t to be trusted, the richest man in the world… he let him pretty much destroy as much of our government as he saw fit. Seems like something like that might be a story.
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