Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

  • Haha 2
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Posted
1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask 

Dont go get yourself Helobiused. Just nod, sigh, and move on. It's not worth it.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
4 hours ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

Oddly specific. 

Posted

his powers are truly incredible. he’s been carrying the torch for branding_iron for years now, and he’s showing no signs of slowing down. he’s an unstoppable force.

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Posted

somebody ask Ja Rule what we are supposed to be thinking today.

 

fucking disaster!  Let's find a way to sneak into the playoffs.  That florida receiver and that ohio st receiver are the reasons that we are not #1 right now.

 

so, wipe your tears and let's crush OU.   Texas, fight?

Posted
8 hours ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

I got an erection at a funeral once.  It was Charlie Strong’s loss to Kansas in 2016 when the TV camera passed some hot coeds in the half empty stands in the first quarter, so I think forgivable.

  • Haha 5
Posted

My prediction assumed Texas would execute play at a competent levell, which was a mistake. Florida did literally everything they could do to lose the game in the last 7 minutes. Too little too late

  • Haha 3
Posted
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Wait! That’s wrong now?  I may have to reevaluate and hate woke.

Only if it’s your grandmother and she’s not hot.

Posted
1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Only if it’s your grandmother and she’s not hot.

All those former Florida strippers have to end up somewhere.

Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Oddly specific. 

Yeah, I'm not sure I wanna know about @Chooky's hobbies or what he does for fun.

Quote

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

 

Edited by DFW Horn
Posted
4 hours ago, Helobious said:

My prediction assumed Texas would execute play at a competent level, which was a mistake. Florida did literally everything they could do to lose the game in the last 7 minutes. Too little too late

You're not wrong to make this assumption with 2 weeks to prepare for the Gators. But, you are a lot like this guy. 

A fuckin' jinx

image.jpeg.a7a8a1a2ae18099692bd32604ff4efe3.jpeg

  • Haha 1
Posted

I mean ... I didn't see that when Helodamus posted it, but if I HAD seen it, I'd have known right then and there that we were completely and utterly fucked. I probably wouldn't have even bothered to watch the game. I've never seen anyone make so many predictions & have so many takes, so confidently, and be so horribly wrong so often as Helobious. Seriously, fuck that guy.

  • Like 1
Posted
12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. 

Fitted jersey?   Hell, he probably has one that is 7 sizes too big to go along with black jeans and his Amazon fake gold necklaces (2 for $18).   

Posted
12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. 

Nah. Fuck him. And he probably predicted they'd WIN 10-1. Now he'll quit on his team & turn on 'em again like he did before. 

Posted
12 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask 

A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs.  He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed.

  • Haha 2
Posted
58 minutes ago, JBJ said:

A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs.  He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed.

In fairness, he lives in the valley and their HS teams suck. He rarely sees good TXHSFB

Posted
1 hour ago, JBJ said:

A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs.  He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed.

False. It was the state title games and I went 3-9. The next 2 years I was closer to .500, but everyone made up their narrative after the outlier year. 

  • Haha 1

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...